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Joined 08-16-09, id: 2050705, Profile Updated: 04-25-18
Author has written 15 stories for Harry Potter, Sly Cooper, My Little Pony, Modern Family, and Left 4 Dead.

April 25, 2018

Hi,

I last changed my profile in August, and not much had changed. Any unfinished works I have here will remain that way. I said at that time that I might write some short stories, but that never came to fruition, and I have no plans for short stories in the future.

I also said that if I was to write something longer, like a novel, I would write it all before publishing it so you would be guaranteed regular updates and a complete story. This is also true.

If anything is ready or near ready for submission I will let you know. Until then, happy reading!

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Pokemon: The Origin of Species by DaystarEld reviews
Enter the world of Pokémon from a rational perspective. Instead of starting his journey in ignorance, Red has spent his years studying the creatures so central to his world... and he doesn't quite agree with all the information in his books. No time for rookie mistakes here: he's on a quest to discover the true nature of Pokémon, and maybe even find out where they really come from.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 82 - Words: 782,445 - Reviews: 1946 - Favs: 2,726 - Follows: 3,190 - Updated: 7/1 - Published: 10/25/2013 - Red, Leaf, Blue O./Green O. (male)
Well, There's No Going Back Now by Fallout2012 reviews
Life doesn't always turn out how you want it to, that's something Haley's going to learn when telling her family that she's pregnant.
Modern Family - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 37 - Words: 262,644 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 5/19/2016 - Published: 8/27/2012 - [Haley D., OC] Claire D.
A Need to Injure by Piccolo Sky reviews
When a mass breakout occurs at Arkham Asylum, Batman gears up for the worst. But the following investigation reveals there's a lot more at work than his "rogue's gallery" up to their standard murder and mayhem. As he tries to get to the bottom of it, the dark knight finds himself facing a sadistic new villain, and under increasing temptation to "look the other way"...
Batman - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 149,150 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/11/2015 - Published: 6/21/2014 - Complete
Tied for Last by Speechwriter reviews
Hermione is killed by Voldemort, and is now dead. Well, sort of. Turns out that death is a little more complex than she knew. Ignores epilogue and last 50ish pages of DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 244,359 - Reviews: 2449 - Favs: 3,664 - Follows: 1,102 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
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The Eight reviews
Bill, Francis, Louis, and Zoey arrive on a train to a town in the southern US. Nick, Ellis, Rochelle, and Coach drive in Jimmy Gibbs Jr's stock car to that same town. When they meet, they have to learn how to get along in order to stay alive in a world where death is waiting at every turn.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,144 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/17/2016 - Published: 4/26/2016 - Bill, Zoey, Ellis, Nick
The Illegitimate Daughter reviews
For twenty years, Claire's been hiding a secret from her family: Haley might not be Phil's daughter. When that secret comes out, the Dunphy family starts to fall apart. It will take a lot of work for Claire to put her family back together.
Modern Family - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 62,331 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 3/23/2016 - Published: 5/20/2014 - [Claire D., Phil D.] Haley D.
Equestrian Pie reviews
Carrot and Cup should be happy. Their store is doing great business, they have an abundance of friends in Ponyville, and they are raising two adorable foals of their own. But none of that can stop a growing rift in their marriage. Well, there's some good news and some bad news. The good news is, Pinkie Pie is on the case. The bad news is, she has no idea what she's doing...
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,228 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/2/2013 - Published: 4/21/2013 - Pinkie Pie, Carrot Cake, Cup Cake
The Pink Temptation reviews
Carrot Cake and Cup Cake seem to have a happy marriage on the outside, and Carrot Cake had to admit that parts of it were fun, but he also had to admit that there was a longing inside him that wasn't being fulfilled by his wife. Then there was that pink mare who was starting to enter his dreams and titillate his desires. Will Carrot Cake be able to resist his urges?
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,780 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/6/2013 - Published: 2/5/2013 - Pinkie Pie, Carrot Cake
Cuddling reviews
Although she is ashamed to admit it, Rainbow Dash sleeps with a Spitfire plush. But that gets her thinking...what would it feel like to cuddle with another pony instead of a doll? Now she is determined to seek out her friends and find out.
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,594 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 2/2/2013 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Rainbow Dash, Rarity - Complete
Remembrance reviews
Rainbow Dash deals with a loss that has stricken her deeply.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,449 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Rainbow Dash, Applejack - Complete
The Morning After reviews
When Rarity wakes up after a night of heavy drinking, she realizes she's not alone. What follows is a tale of debauchery that utterly shames her.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,920 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/29/2012 - Rarity, Spike - Complete
Filly Fooling reviews
This is the story of how a group of friends discover new things about their sexuality…and about their relationships with each other. Rated M for sexual content, language, and some violence.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 131,749 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 10/27/2012 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Complete
Ponies on Politics reviews
When Twilight refurbishes an old television set, she is shocked to find that it has unlocked a window to the world of the humans. She quickly becomes engrossed in politics, and when her friends learn about this as well, ideological warfare quickly follows. What will it take to stop the ponies from fighting with one another and losing their friendships?
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,398 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/7/2012 - Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash - Complete
Boast Builders reviews
Twilight is busy reorganizing her library one day when an old foe knocks on her door. It's Trixie, and she doesn't look like she's in good shape. It will take some real cunning to pull this magical mare out of her funk and return her to her...former glory?
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,796 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Trixie, Twilight Sparkle - Complete
Parents reviews
When Rainbow Dash realizes she's late for a sleepover at Twilight's, she has no idea what's in store for her that night. What ensues is a trial of emotions as everypony tells stories about their foalhoods and about their parents. What they have to reveal will change how their friends perceive them and how they perceive their own lots in life.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,678 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Ponies of Equestria reviews
When Harry, Ron, and Hermione investigate a rogue Vanishing Cabinet, they end up being teleported to the strange land of Equestria. How will they cope with the vastly new surroundings, and will they ever find their way home?
Crossover - Harry Potter & My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,095 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Harry P., Twilight Sparkle
Harry Potter and the Elder Wand reviews
Though Voldemort died three years ago, danger has not escaped Harry Potter. It turns out somebody is now after the Elder Wand, but when Harry finds out who it is and why, everything will change. *DISCONTINUED. Message me if you want to pick this up.*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,375 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Sly Cooper and the Gang in: The Vigilante Police reviews
What happens when the members of the broken Cooper Gang encounter police officers who think they are above the law? *DISCONTINUED. Message me if you want to pick this up.*
Sly Cooper - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,895 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Sly C., Bentley
Harry Potter and the Torrid Affair reviews
AU, based loosely on events from "The Half-Blood Prince." What would have happened if, tormented by unrequited love, two close friends turned to each other to fill the voids in their own hearts? WARNING: Chapter 10 is rated M.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 48,017 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete