There's a big difference in being a TOP and being a SEME. Same goes for being a BOTTOM and an UKE. Learn how to differentiate the two.

- My own quote when it comes to pairing characters.

"If Tezuka Kunimitsu is Fuji-sexual and Atobe Keigo has an Akutagawa-fetish, then Sanada Genichirou is Yukimura-obsessed."

"I know for a fact that the two of them are sleeping together."

"... You know that some people would take that sentence the wrong way."

"But it's true. Both of them ARE sleeping together. It's not my fault if they take it out of context."

Simple Logic: Yukimura Seiichi is tennis. EVERYONE in the PoT universe loves tennis. Therefore, EVERYONE loves Yukimura Seiichi.

Hey. Mitsukai's the name. A writer in fanfiction, be kind to me. A fic to anyone who could tell me what my name means. Haha.

Likes: Male on male relationships, otherwise known as shounen-ai. Yaoi? Not so much.

Place: My country's one of the most closed-minded countries of all time. Made me wish I was in America.

Gender: Surprise, surprise. I'm a male. It is said that male yaoi fans are rare. I'm one of those guys. I'm actually as straight as an arrow though. My friends look at me and say "You can you like two guys kissing each other?!" I gave them the finger. Go figure.

Or maybe not so straight anymore. Haha.

Age: Somewhere between 15 and 30. No specifics.

Current Fandom: Prince of Tennis. Tezuka's the only person I know who can suck balls toward him like a vortex. Suck. Balls. My mind is also dirty.

Favorite Teams: Rikkai Daigoku Fuzoku is my OTT (One True Team). But I like Seigaku and Hyotei too.

Current Favorite Pair: Alpha Pair (SanadaYukimura) = my ultimate OTP. (Some Word Meaning 101: Alpha is the first letter of the Greek alphabet. It also has the numerical value of 1. Following this illogical logic, this means that the Alpha Pair is number one and one of the first pairs in the fandom. So yeah.)

Other Favored Pairs Include: Perfect (TezukaFuji), Silver (ShishidoOotori), and Adorable (AtobeAkutagawa).

Favorite Character: Rikkaidai's Yukimura Seiichi. Because he is a GOD.

Side pairs: Any shounen-ai pair would do. I'm really not picky when it comes to other pairs, just as long that they don't get in the way of my OTP's.

Dislikes: I'm usually cool with everything. Just don't interrupt me while I'm using the computer.

How I got hooked: It's my sister's fault, actually. My sister is a big hardcore fan of yaoi, and being one of the male species, I always looked at her as if she was crazy.

(A few years ago. My sister and I were having a shouting match.)

"How could you like males going at it with each other, woman?! That is so morally wrong!" So says the guy who watches Strawberry Panic.

"Oh shut up! How could you like girls going at it with each other?! Isn't that sicker?!" My sister hates yuri. I like it.

"Fine! Let's see who's right! I watch yaoi, and then you watch yuri!"

(Weeks later I found myself totally addicted to it. My sister still hates yuri. Damned female race.)

Why I decided to write: I wanted to. It's fun. That qualifies as a reason, right?

So, I'm your average male dweeb who just happens to like male boys doing it to each other. No hardcore stuff. I don't think I can handle it.

Read my stories, review, and if you want, drop me a line.

- Mitsukai20

Randomly list twelve of your favourite Prince of Tennis Characters in random order:

1. Yukimura Seiichi (naturally)
2. Sanada Genichirou
3. Tezuka Kunimitsu
4. Atobe Keigo
5. Fuji Shuusuke
6. Yanagi Renji
7. Kirihara Akaya
8. Niou Masaharu
9. Yagyuu Hiroshi
10. Shiraishi Kuranosuke
11. Oshitari Kenya
12. Zaizen Hikaru

1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before?

Yanagi/Kenya

... No, can't say I have. (Though I've read an RP of the two of them... does that count?)

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Atobe Keigo... well, as a guy, I have to admit that he does have his good points, but I'm definitely not attracted to him in any way.

(Yukimura, on the other hand... cough.)

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Zaizen got Niou pregnant.

Ooooookay. First, I would like to think that Niou pretended to be Kenya to play a prank or something that backfired (for the conception to happen in the first place). Yagyuu would be pissed, Yukimura would demand that Zaizen take responsibility for impregnating his teammate, and the baby would be a Rikkai/Shitenhouji lovechild with two crazy 'families' on either side.

Wait, men can't have children in he first place.

... Oh well.

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you recommend any?

Yagyuu. Hm. I would definitely recommend FlameAlchemist007's Platinum Pair work, As the Pieces Fall Together. Very good story with a great plot and believable character interpretations.

It has Niou in it too, but they're the same person anyway.

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Sanada and Yanagi.

Certainly not impossible, and I think they have a certain chemistry that could really work. I think they would be either a really quiet couple that would understand each other... or a couple that would be annoying the hell out of each other, but love each other anyway.

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Fuji/Yagyuu or Fuji/Shiraishi?

The latter. They're more plausible to happen.

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Akaya walking in on Sanada and Zaizen having sex.

First of all. This wouldn't happen in a million years. And, even if it did, Akaya would scream bloody murder, and would try to bleach out the image of his vice-captain of having sex in his mind ever.

And then Sanada would order him to run a million laps after a Tarundoru!Slap, while Zaizen wouldn't even mind that they've been walked in on.

8) Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic.

Tezuka/Shiraishi.

He was Seigaku's Pillar, the other was Shitenhouji's Bible. Carrying similar burdens, Tezuka and Shiraishi find that they have much more in common than they have thought.

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff fanfic?

A Yukimura/Niou fluffy fanfic.

Possibly. I never read anything like it, but I think that Niou's and Yukimura's personality compliment each other, and they could certainly be a couple.

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Akaya/Zaizen. Damn, this is harder than I thought.

Fractured Hearts.

I tried my best, okay?

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

Atobe Keigo deflowering Yukimura Seiichi.

The plot would be that Yukimura is only virgin captain in the middle school tennis league. Atobe, being the cassanova that he was, declared that he would be the one who would do it and starts the lavish courtship on the innocent and suprised Yukimura. Of course, he didn't count on Sanada and the rest of Rikkai being the overprotective team that tried their best in preserving their captain's chastity.

Atobe succeeds after much hardship, and dates Yukimura while under close scrutiny of the Rikkai tennis team.

This is just too easy to see in my mind.

12) Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five?

Sanada/Atobe/Fuji.

Yeah, I can list off a few names that would be willing enough to write a threesome on them.

... I'm one of them.

13) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

Shiraishi.

Come on ladies, all together with me!

AH, ECSTASY~!

14) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Niou.

Hmm... surprisingly, Phantom of the Opera comes into mind.

15) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Yukimura/Yanagi/Zaizen.

EXTREME CRACK. That is all. Also, Yukimura and Yanagi.

They're dangerous enough to be a warning in themselves.

16) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

Shiraishi using a pick-up line on Sanada. Oh, this is RICH.

Shiraishi: Hey Sanada, let's not play a match against each other ever. :)

Sanada: |:P ... And why is that?

Shiraishi: Because it would never be a LOVE GAME~ Ecstasy~ ;)

Sanada: ... D: *DOES NOT WANT*

17) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Fuji.

Yesterday, or the day before that, I'm not sure. I'm searching on Perfect Pair Fanfiction.

18) What is Six's super-secret kink?

Yanagi.

Math. Science. Physics. Basically, anything that involves numbers and solving equations. Speak to him about being the sine to your tangent and he'll be over you faster than you could answer 1 plus 1.

In my mind, at least.

19) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?

Would Kenya shag Yagyuu sober? Never.

Would Kenya shag Yagyuu drunk? Hell YES.

20) If Three and Seven got together, who would top?

If Tezuka and Akaya got together, Tezuka would definitely top. Though Akaya might turn the tables on him if he's in Devil Mode.

21) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Would you write it?

Yukimura and Yagyuu are in a happy relationship until Yagyuu suddenly runs off with Atobe. Yukimura, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Kenya and a brief unhappy affair with Zaizen, follows the wise advice of Fuji and finds true love with Tezuka.

Oooooookay. I can't help but laugh my head off when I finished reading it for the second time. Total crack, but it could make sense... sort of.

Title...Drama on the Courts.

And, possibly, I MIGHT just write this, if I'm the mood to troll and not in my right mind.

22) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

Akaya and Niou would be canon.

shrugs* I really don't mind. They'd make a destructive couple, and would be fun to watch their relationship unfold.