Niamh the Vargie
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Joined 07-24-09, id: 2021816, Profile Updated: 08-12-11
Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter, and Glee.

Hi.

My penname is Niamh. It's gaelic. It's pronounced "neev".

In galic mythology she was one of the queens of the land of Tír na nÓg, which is the land of the eternal youth.

Vargie is a trouble maker from switzerland.

I like to think of myself as a changling.

I know. I'm odd.

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As for my stories, here's the low-down.

-I promise I haven't abandon my Neville story, all three of you who are watching it. I do still have the entire things planned out in my head. I got rather sick about a week after I started posting, that's why I left it.

-I think that "The Roadtrip of a Lifetime" needs no explination, but PM if there's anything that you're wondering!

-"The Unusual Seduction" is my first story for my OTP (yay milestone!) and I liked the challange of writing it. I've been asked a bit about doing a follow up. I don't know, I'd really like to but at the same time I liked the way it's wrapped up. I am considering doing some more Kurtofsky stuff, whether or not it's in that verse.

-Alright, guys, I've done it. I've extended the Unusual Verse and am now writing a multi chapter sequel to "Seduction." It's called "The Unusual Courtship" and picks up roughly 3 hours after the end of Seduction. Check that out! Its getting a chapter a day, and its going to be equal parts fluff lovely and dirty sexy as we follow Kurt and Dave's developing relationship. Honestly I probably need to up the rating, but we'll burn that bridge when we get to it... I hope you read that and enjoy!

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If you'd like the detes on my fandoms: Within Harry Potter, I have an unhealthy obsession, with a particular taste for all things within the cannon. I'm a sucker for lost moments. Anyone who can take a single line from a book, and write a complete little back story about it is a writer after my own heart.

I have an extra special love for the Marauders. As a redhead, I want my own James Potter. Although I'd happily take a Remus or a Sirius.

I want to hug Neville every time he comes up in conversation. I'm so proud of him for everything. I think that he did so well in the final battle. For a while in there, I wanted him to be the one to kill Bellatrix Lestrange. But who could fault "NOT MY DAUGHTER YOU BITCH!".

I am a DIE-HARD Luna Lovegood-Neville shipper, and as much of a cannon purist as I am, I am will to bend the rules of space and time to find a plausible, epilouge-fitting way for them to be togeather. The theories range from killing Rolf, to gay Rolf, to living on Mars, to Luna cheating with Neville and the twins really being his, to the dreaded time travel. GOD DAMN IT THEY'RE SUCH A PERFECT COUPLE!

I learned to love Draco during the sixth and seventh books. And I honestly forgave his parents for almost everything after they went running wandless though the battle to get him.

Scorpius Malfoy- Rose Weasely. LOVE ITT

Severus Snape. I love what Jo did to him in the books to even look at Snape fanfiction. I'm sorry! It was tooooo goood.

Fred Weasely and Colin Creevy made me sadder then anything else. I cried for a very long time for the both of them.

In my heart, Harry has raised Teddy since the end of the Battle.

I don't find Angalina-George as creepy as most people do. I think that during the ball, she must have realized she liked him better. Or thought she was saying yes to George in the first place. Or something like that. She was never really with-with Fred.

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Within in the insanity that is Glee, OTP is Kurtofsky. It just is. Although I have an apperication for all the others and have been known to read and love them.

Kurt's pretty much my favorite character and I like to read things about his relationships the most. I've yet to get into non-Kurt centric stories, although give me time and I'm sure I will.

But my true favorite things are the friendships and silly situtations. Which is why I'm writing "Puck, Artie, Kurt, and a Video Camera-The Roadtrip of a Lifetime" There's certainly some lovin' in that, but its more about bromance and redicliously rediclious situtations.

I like to creep on the glee kink, angst, and fluff memes. I seem to do well with prompts. If you want to try and prompt me at some point, or show me a prompt on one of those memes, I'd be much oblidged.

A VERY IMPORTANT PLEA: I really think I need a beta. I have horrible spelling, which I'm sure you've been clued into by now at least a little bit. I try very hard to edit my own stories, but there are only so many times that you can re-read something before you go cross-eyed. Spellcheck also has a tendency to change my error into a legitimate word, but not the one I wanted to use. I used to have my mother quickly proof read for me, but The Roadtrip deals with teenage behavior and The Unusual Seduction ends in smut. Which I would not like her to read.

So if anyone reading this is skilled in things of the gramatical and spelling nature, hear my plea! I'm not entirely sure what beta means, so honestly if there is someone who would proof read a story and tell me if the tenses and spellings are wrong, in exchange for...my abundent love and a chance to read my stories early, if that's anything of a draw? (I don't know if it would be...) PRETTY PLEASE PM ME!

Another marginally less important plea: I'm extreemly appreciative of all my reviews, favorites, and alerts. I would really really love it, however, if you do like a story enough to put it in your favorites, please review it to tell me why. I know I'm being a greedy author, and this is a grabby hands post, but I'd really love to know why you like the story enough to save it where you can find it and essentially rec it to other people. I really appericate it; I never realize what a motivater feedback could be. Thank you and end grabby hands.

Also, my tumblr is if you wish to find me there as well.

Have a jolly time and I hope you find just the story you were looking for.

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Daatyod by Deletedaccountnolongeractive reviews
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Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1 - Reviews: 1942 - Favs: 3,380 - Follows: 856 - Updated: 12/17/2017 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Neville L. - Complete
The Show Must Go On by helloclaude reviews
Hunger Games AU / Jesse has been training for the games for as long as he can remember. Blaine has lived in terror of being chosen his entire life. When they're chosen in the same year, it all comes down to one question: which one of them gets to live?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,484 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 2/8/2013 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Jesse sJ., Blaine A.
Weasleys at war by Tumblerose reviews
"Knocking another girl off her feet Fred?" "They just can't resist me George." Verity Stone, transfer student from Beauxbatons, doesn't know what she's let herself in for when she runs into the Weasley twins...literally. Will her dark past haunt her?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 60,036 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 11/9/2012 - Published: 11/21/2010 - George W., OC
The Time We Wasted We Can Get It Back by VerityFrancesB reviews
They've been doing this dance for years. Or so it seems. Circling round one another till they're both dizzy and can't see straight. Derek/Stiles
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,788 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 27 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Derek H., Stiles S. - Complete
Diamond in the Rough by volcanoes reviews
All Kurt does is keep Sebastian waiting and waiting. But Kurt falls in love slowly, and then all at once.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,653 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Sebastian S., Kurt H. - Complete
Anything At All? by pommes1 reviews
Sebastian and Blaine are in college just studying for French class. Sounds innocent, right? It would be if you were to remove the unbearable sexual tension on the room. But that wouldn't be much fun now, would it? Blastian, Seblaine, Sebastian/Blaine
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,017 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 10/26/2011 - Sebastian S., Blaine A. - Complete
Bright Lights and Paying Customers by Camunki reviews
It's been six years since Kurt Hummel's apparent suicide, and Dave is drowning his sorrow in alcohol and rent boys. But when he finds a drug-addicted prostitute that looks eerily like his high school crush, he just can't let it go. Kurtofsky, Slash, M.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 44,431 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 11/18/2011 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
AutoBiography by deadlycherry reviews
Kurt finds out that Karofsky wrote a book detailing his high school years. This causes him to be concerned. Very concerned. Slash, later on. Changed the rating. Fixed error in Chapter 3.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,396 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky
The Worst That Could Happen by LucyToo reviews
Kurt tries to help Dave find his way out of the closet. When things go more wrong for Dave than Kurt ever would have guessed, it's up to Kurt to help Dave pick up the pieces. Non-con, violence, homophobia, Kurtofsky. Now complete!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 175,927 - Reviews: 929 - Favs: 624 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 6/23/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
First Impressions by teacandles reviews
Mr. Anderson knew that his son thought he was homosexual, but that couldn't be further from the truth. Because there was no way that the person he'd heard in his son's room was not a girl.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,796 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Blaine A. - Complete
Curious Redux by ibshafer reviews
Sometimes it's hard to tell the difference between aggression and foreplay; at least, that's what Kurt was telling himself as he dashed after Karofsky's broad retreating back… Written in November 2010, after NBK aired...
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,076 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Feeling Good by Aeria reviews
The progression of Kurt and Blaine's relationship from making out to quite a bit more. It starts with Blaine losing control in the auditorium. Then them both losing a lot more control in the car. And now Blaine's promise of a whole day in his bedroom.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,578 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
When Love is Not Madness it is Not Love by vkdemon reviews
Without even a blink, Kurt laid out the rules. 1. Never speak of what happens here 2. Kurt calls all of the shots 3. Dave will leave before Kurt wakes. Kurtofsky futurefic. Very Sad. Written for help japan auction.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,711 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 4/2/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
The Boy Who Lives on Heaven Hill by winterswallows reviews
Premise: Jeremiah feels decidedly uncomfortable dating minors. Premise: Sans letterman and with stubble on his jaw, Dave Karofsky can easily pass for twenty something. Logical conclusion: Total mess. /oneshot, complete/
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,206 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/2/2011 - D. Karofsky, Jeremiah - Complete
Between the Blue Lines by xovickixo reviews
It's been years but Dave would recognize Kurt Hummel anywhere...even in Annecy, France. 2018Olympic!Future!Fic.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,432 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 1/1/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Maiden Tag by TheFirstMrsHummel reviews
Kurt Hummel is off to the gay bars of Cleveland, on a mission to lose his virginity. Can an old frenemy from McKinley maybe help him out with his goal?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,814 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Secrets by Lima Heights Adjacent reviews
Inspired by PostSecret and SixBillionSecrets. The innermost secrets of the characters from the Harry Potter universe. Multiple secrets/characters per chapter
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,275 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/16/2010 - Published: 8/25/2010
A Beautiful World by Bedelia reviews
Luna always saw things no one else seemed to notice. It was as though she lived in a different world — one full of beauty and wonder and impossible things. One Christmas Eve, she helped Neville see something he never thought could happen.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,300 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Luna L., Neville L. - Complete
Inducing Heterophobia Through the Sylvester Method by buduica reviews
After hearing that Kurt went out with Brittany in 'Laryngitis,' Sue decides that he needs to kiss a guy, just to make sure. She chooses a not-exactly-reluctant Mike for the task.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,801 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 44 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Kurt H., Mike C. - Complete
Best Friends by ohhsnap reviews
Steve&Soda. Someone call the fuzz and get me the hell outta here before I do somethin' crazy.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/18/2005 - Steve R., Sodapop C. - Complete
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Four Days and Eleven Hours reviews
"Why are you calling me right now?" "Because have I got a daja vu moment for you. Remember that time in high school..." A fluffy, future phone conversation. Features a reference to one of Seb's lines from tomorrow's Michel but quite small
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Blaine A., Sebastian S. - Complete
Wants reviews
What might happen in PFLAG/season 3. Dave's still made about Kurt's comment at prom. "I'm sorry if after all that, I just wanted to dance at my prom!" "You had Mr. Prep School to dance with!" "I didn't want to dance with him, I wanted to dance with you!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,695 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
The Unusual Courtship reviews
Sequel to "The Unusual Seduction." After a strange start, Kurt and Dave begin a relationship. Dave's still in the closet, Kurt wants a fairy tale romance straight out of the movies. They don't know if they'll make it, but they know they're going to try.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,118 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 8/29/2011 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky
The Roadtrip of a Lifetime reviews
Full title: Puck, Artie, Kurt, and a Video Camera-The Roadtrip of a Lifetime. "They lasted 3 hours before they started fighting, though as the video showed, that was mostly because Kurt was the only one awake for the first 2 hour and 50 minutes."
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 19,730 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 8/25/2011 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Kurt H., Artie A.
The Unusual Seduction reviews
The locker room is just the beginning "If Kurt had a minute to process this, he probably would have been kind of terrified of being shoved around in a stairwell.But before that thought had time to form,Dave leaned in and started to kiss along Kurt's jaw"
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,263 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 30 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Professor Longbottom, the Gryffindor reviews
Six years later, Neville is back teaching at Hogwarts! Detirmened to get by without relying on his heroic past, ex-teachers, or famous friends, can Neville accept help from a certin 7th year who knows first hand what kind of man her new professor is?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,169 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Neville L.