rev lady malhide bio
 Author has written 38 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers. I live in the US and occasionally write fanfic for Hetalia. Anything else I do is coincidental. I'm one of those jerks who likes Hetalia for the "history" and my stories contain lots of it. I write original fiction and currently have two full length novels that are WIPs. From time to time to make extra money I pretend to be a professional freelance writer. A note about the fic I write: I write exclusively for the Hetalia fandom because I am a huge history nerd. I'm not so much into pairings and shipping. My stories have very little to do about feelings and relationships and more to do about events in history and how the Hetalia characters might have acted in them. I also write about current events and once in a while will take requests to write a fic. Reviewers say my stories are humorous and they learn stuff about history they didn't know before. Because I don't write the style of Hetalia fic that is more popular, my stories don't get the reviews others do. I do see when people favorite my stories so that lets me know that people do read them. Thanks for liking my stories enough put them in your favorites. It lets me know you enjoyed my story. Rev Lady Mal |
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A Hero You May Have Missed reviews
At the end of World War II, America is restless as he waits for the Red Army to finish off the Germans in Berlin. On a warm night in late April, the action finds him in the moonlight. Characters, America, Belarus, England, France, Canada, Russia, Prussia, Ukraine, Germany.. M rating for chapter 3 for sex. PG in first two chapters. Violence in Chapter 4.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,754 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/1/2015 - Published: 1/12/2014 - England/Britain, America, Canada, Belarus - Complete
Little Sisters Just Want To Have Fun reviews
Belarus and Liechtenstein plan a fun weekend together. There is only one problem: Their destination may not be what they told Switzerland because he wouldn't approve at all. Characters: Belarus, Germany, Liechtenstein, Prussia, Russia, Switzerland
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,120 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/19/2014 - Germany, Prussia, Liechtenstein, Belarus - Complete
How America stoked England's anger by offering a cookie for a snack reviews
England visits America and discovers he's been trading with the Dutch, mostly from some of the language America's adopted.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,096 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/14/2013 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Belarus Remembers France's Birthday reviews
Belarus wishes France a happy birthday and talks about the first time she met him, and what she learned from that first meeting. This story contains mixing of nation and human names, mild violence and profanity. Characters: belarus, -denmark, -england, -estonia, -france, -holy roman empire, -italy north (veneziano), -italy south (romano), -latvia, -lithuania, -poland, -prussia,
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,973 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/14/2013 - Complete
Christmas Eve With The Nordics reviews
On December 23rd the Nordic countries gather together to have dinner and prepare for Christmas Eve. A story written for contest winner Okkefac at okkefacDOTdeviantartDOTcom/ Characters: Denmark, Finland, Iceland, Norway, Sealand, Sweden, Hana Tamago.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,057 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Denmark, Norway - Complete
You Don't Know Jack reviews
Wherein England is given the task to meet the mysterious man who made American space travel possible, and his curious relationship with the British occult community in the 1940's
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,123 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 2/5/2012 - England/Britain
A LawAbiding Citizen He Isn't reviews
Romano attempts to romance Belgium, but it backfires on him in more ways than one. Characters: Romano, Italy, Spain, Belgium, Austria, Hungary
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/5/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Belgium - Complete
The Choice Is Obvious reviews
Poland makes Belarus an offer. She flatly refuses him. The possibilities of this pairing could hurt your brain. I know it does mine. Characters: Belarus, Lithuania, Poland.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,346 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Belarus, Poland - Complete
Nvdvs! Vnctvs! Ebrivs!
Rome attends the annual Ides of February festival of Lupercalia. Who will be the lucky one to pair up with him for the fertility games? Warnings: It's Rome, implied sexual acts, animal sacrifice. Characters: Rome, Germania, Ancient Egypt, Ancient Greece
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,701 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Ancient Rome, Germania - Complete
Belaya Rus: On a Spring Day in 1487 reviews
A strange boy has shown up and insists he's Belarus' long lost brother Russia. Belarus asks Liet and Poland if this is true. Lithuania and Poland know what Russia's really after. Characters: Belarus, Lithuania, Poland.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,064 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Belarus, Lithuania - Complete
Bound For The Port of Pleasure reviews
America was being a good boy and doing his chores while England was away, but then he found something England didn't intend for him to see.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,470 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/5/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Vodka Confessions reviews
A chance encounter between an unlikely pair leads to discovering what they thought they knew about each other is far from the truth. WARNINGS: Graphic descriptions of sex and some profanity.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,162 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Belarus, Finland - Complete
La Casa Del Vento reviews
Sealand tries to crash the world meeting, but is thwarted by England. Italy runs into Sealand while avoiding the meeting and tells Sealand a story. Characters: Sealand, England, Italy, Germany, Austria, Hungary, Romano, America
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,249 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/4/2011 - N. Italy, Sealand - Complete
Schadenfreudegasm reviews
England enjoys the ever growing News of the World Rupert Murdoch scandal, and prays the storm spreads across the pond. Characters: England, Canada, America, Australia
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,986 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Published: 7/16/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Blut und Eisen reviews
After making just about everyone in Europe miserable for approximately 20 years or so, Prussia has an important announcement. Characters: Prussia, Austria, Russia, France, England, Italy, Hungary, Germany
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,471 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Prussia, France
Cyber Pirates, Subpoenas and Unicorns reviews
England's prank goes horribly wrong and America serves a subpoena for pirating copyrighted material. England, America, cameos by Sweden and Estonia
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,402 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/26/2011
On the Subject of Euphemisms For Bad Sex reviews
Confessions over dinner, we learn far too much about the sex lives of nations then we probably want to know. Also, loud, obnoxious women at the table next to them makes England lose his stiff upper lip. Characters: America, Canada, England and France.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,000 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/7/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Tea and Scandal reviews
Several nations attempt to enjoy an afternoon beverage with each other, which invokes feelings of arousal for some, and leaves others feeling violated. Characters: America, Belarus, Belgium, England, France, Hungary
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,027 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/20/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Kalyady: A Method of Spreading Christmas Cheer reviews
Belarus, with the help of the Baltic nations and her sister, sets out to observe the Kalyady tradition of caroling. Characters: Belarus, Lithuania, Latvia, Estonia, Ukraine, Sweden, Finland, Sealand, England, France, America, Canada, Russia
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,531 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Belarus, Lithuania - Complete
The Real Reason for the Russia – Belarus Gas War reviews
Belarus and Russia have a gas war. Who was the real winner? Characters: Belarus, Germany, Latvia, Lithuania, Poland, Russia, Ukraine
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,319 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Belarus, Russia - Complete
Nain Rouge reviews
A few nations gather at America’s house to watch a new BBC documentary about the death of Detroit, bringing up some atypical emotional behaviors for one of them. Characters: America, Canada, England, France, Ukraine
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,462 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/8/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
The Special Relationship is Over reviews
Hell has frozen over, England has to break the bad news to America that he no longer wants to be in the special relationship.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/28/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
A Taste of His Own Medicine reviews
Prussia applies England’s justification of his treatment of colonial America to early English history. England is not amused.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,414 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/13/2010 - England/Britain, Prussia - Complete
Teach Me How To Kiss reviews
America responds to an ad on Craigslist from an individual asking for help in developing a particular skill. Unfortunately, he’s not the only one. Characters: America, France, Greece, Japan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,744 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/17/2010 - America, France - Complete
The Christmas Delivery That Wouldn't End reviews
Finland discovers a forgotten Christmas present in the back of his sleigh and finds himself regretting every second of “doing the right thing.”
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,670 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Finland, Russia - Complete
7 Christmas Drabbles reviews
7 short stories of Hetalia characters enjoying the Christmas traditions of their countries. America, Australia, England, Spain, Italy, Germany, Prussia, Canada, Hungary, France, Estonia, Latvia,
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,892 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Complete
Carrots Love Tomatoes reviews
The tomato seed catalog has arrived! Romano’s been waiting for this so he can … look through the catalog and dream about the new crop of tomatoes he and Spain will grow in the spring.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/1/2009 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
PopeNight, An A Little Knowledge Addendum
It’s November 5th, time again for Pope-Night in Boston, an extremely violent celebration and gang rivalry that predated Halloween customs in America. What happens when a young America convinces a young Canada to come along and participate?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,797 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/26/2009 - America, Canada - Complete
A Little Knowledge reviews
America finds a verse in England’s handwriting that that makes very little sense. With Canada’s help, he is determined to find out what it all means. Characters: Young America, Young Canada, England, France, Prussia, Spain.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,471 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/23/2009 - Published: 7/28/2009 - America
I'm Not Sealand! reviews
Just pure silliness. What would happen if some of our favorite nations were contestants on a popular game show? America, Belarus, Lithuania, Poland, Russia
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 992 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Russia, Lithuania - Complete
A Toast To the Status Quo reviews
England has a heart to heart chat about the apparent break up of Eastern Europe and the Warsaw Pact with Russia.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/12/2009 - England/Britain, Russia
My Heroes Have Always Been Heroes reviews
America gets involved with a series of curious events that lead up to the Adams-Onís Treaty. Spain and England let America know what they think of his budding Manifest Destiny.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,858 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/25/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Battle of Fort St Joseph reviews
Full Title: The Battle of Fort St. Joseph Part I: When Spain ruled Michigan for a day. France and Spain ring in the new year by attacking a British fort in Michigan during the American Revolution.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,884 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/18/2009 - Published: 8/16/2009 - France, Spain - Complete
Pot Calling The Kettle reviews
A short fic I wrote after President Obama visited Moscow last month. I found parts of his speech very funny considering where he was. Only warning is possibly Russia's alcohol consumption.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,296 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/12/2009 - America, Russia - Complete
Dawes Plan reviews
Full Title - The Dawes Plan: Robbing Alfred to Pay Alfred - Germany’s flush for cash yet somehow still broke. France stops by and tries to collect some reparation money. Characters: Germany, Prussia, England, Lithuania, America, N & S Italy And France
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,225 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Germany - Complete
30 Years War Hungary's Punishment reviews
Full Title: The 30 Years War: This is How We Don't Honor Peace Treaties. Hungary’s been busy trying to help Sweden defeat HRE thinking he’s going to make her boss change religions. Turkey arrives to lay down the law; Austria stands back and winces.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,418 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Hungary, Turkey - Complete
The Battle of Fort Mackinac 1812 reviews
Full Title of Story - The Battle of Fort Mackinac: How England briefly Got His Pirate Groove Back. It's 1812. America declares war on England again . England decides it's time for a little payback and to teach the boy a lesson.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/25/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
America's European Nightmare reviews
It's 1916, and America is neutral with the war in Europe. He's still having trouble sleeping and he's not sure why.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,705 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23/2009 - America - Complete
