Who am I? I am me. I write, I read, I listen to music. I do all the boring things just about everyone does. What makes me unique? See sentence #2.

(Read: I'm way too lazy to make a real profile.)

Just a quick introduction:

Me: Hiya! You can call me Weenie. Or Weenie-chan, if you are so inclined (you silly otaku, you.) This is the whiny bitch I drag around in my head, Tum!

Tum: Whiny bitch?

Me: Would you prefer imaginary deadbeat? Total party-pooper? Other half? His royal sentient being of boring-ness? Weenie's favorite smart ass? Proof of schizophrenia?

Tum: The last one.

Me: Hm? Nah, I'll just call you Tum. And together we will be called Unfunny!

applause and joy

EDIT: Just did spell check. Apparently "pooper" is not a word...