I work two jobs and have very little time to update, so I apologise profusely for the inevitable delays that you may experience. I WILL COMPLETE ALL MY STORIES EVENTUALLY. I WILL. I HAVE TO. IT'LL DRIVE ME BANANAS IF I DON'T.

I hadn't written a fanfic in about 10 years before I wrote Cabin Fever. And what I wrote back then isn't that great. I was a punk-ass who thought I knew all about emotions and whatnot. Now I'm old and have a metric ton more life experience, so my stories have that woven into them.

I 'ship a whole lot of 'ships. Here's all the ones I can think of:

JAG: Harm/Mac, Mac/Krennick (though I'm not certain anything with this pairing exists, I think it'd be so hot to have those two driven, unyielding women trying to best each other romantically!)

NCIS: Kate/Abby, Kate/Tony

Crossing Jordan: Jordan/Woody, Garret/Renee, Jordan/Kate

Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman: Lois/Clark

Rizzoli & Isles: Jane Rizzoli/Maura Isles (Casey and Gabriel Dean need to fall in ditches and catch fire)

Law & Order: SVU: Alex/Olivia

Law & Order: Abbie/Serena

Hunter: Hunter/McCall

Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Buffy/Cordelia

Angel: Fred/Wesley

House: House/Cuddy

Bones: Booth/Brennan (I was mad as hell at the seventh season of Bones, so I fell off the Bones wagon, but the eighth season has restored my faith, so I came back), Angela/Hodgins

Remington Steele: Remington/Laura

Star Trek: The Next Generation: Riker/Troi, Crusher/Picard, Troi/Crusher

Star Trek: Voyager: Janeway/Seven, Janeway/Torres, Torres/Seven

Babylon 5: Susan/Talia

Desperate Housewives: Bree/Katherine, Katherine/Robin

Jericho: Stanley/Mimi

Army Wives: Claudia Joy/Denise

ER: Susan/Abby, Susan/Kerry, Kerry/Abby, Elizabeth/Kerry, Elizabeth/Carol

Grey's Anatomy: Callie/Arizona, Derek/Meredith, Callie/Erica

Castle: Castle/Beckett

Once Upon a Time: Emma/Regina

Lost Girl: Bo/Lauren

Warehouse 13: Myka/Helena

Firefly: Mal/Inara

Defiance: Stahma/Kenya, Stahma/Amanda

Orphan Black: Cosima/Delphine

Orange Is The New Black: Alex/Piper

Person of Interest: Root/Shaw

And probably, like, a 1000 more, but this is what I can think of right this second...