Harpokrateshide bio
 Author has written 34 stories for Transformers/Beast Wars, Castlevania, Naruto, Metal Gear, JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, Dragon Age, Ninja Turtles, Final Fantasy VII, and Devil May Cry. I am a nerd who really has more important things to do than write about fictional characters. The first time I ever submitted a review, back in 2005 when I was a wee child, I got a nice response telling how much the author appreciated it. This response inspired me to respond to all reviews I get. You can also find my stuff over at Archive of Our Own, under the same name. As a note, the stuff over at archive is generally better than the stuff over here. As a note, that isn't saying much. I do recommend looking at the ao3 versions, as I consider these the definitive copies of the stories (also 90's romcoms has an illustration!). Writing tumblr (which has more stuff) is at Uncompleted story status: Langsam Langsam: In progress, but unlikely to update soon. Adventures in Castle Dracula: Probably not going to update, very bad and old, written at a time when all I did was read bad slash and yaoi and thought sexual harassment was funny. The Broken Dawn: Abandoned, unless I finds inspiration to write it again. This was written two computers and five hair colors ago. Maybe I'll finish it one day when I have nothing else to do. | |||||||
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Other Vengeance 2 by Wayward reviews
Beast Wars. The aliens, fed up with the Beast Warriors wreaking havoc on their planet, decide to kill them ... but gently. TFs as humans fic. New: Still Life, With Flowers.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 119,167 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/19/2019 - Published: 10/8/2007
Not Sick by Ser Serendipity reviews
In one world, after defeating his brother, Itachi Uchiha dropped dead, victim of a mysterious disease, and the future of the ninja world was set for the worse. However, in another, Itachi was not sick. From this small difference, many changes will spring, and many plans will be overturned. The path of the last of the Uchiha, and the world itself, will be altered forever.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 39 - Words: 331,120 - Reviews: 1903 - Favs: 2,629 - Follows: 2,290 - Updated: 8/20/2016 - Published: 11/24/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
There and Back Again: A Missing-nin's Tale by My God Can Beat Up Your God reviews
Sasuke Uchiha—full-fledged Akatsuki member, international criminal and S-class missing-nin—finds himself thrown back through time to the morning of the ninja academy graduation exam. And he isn't happy about it. (Time travel, Sasuke&TeamSeven-centric). Epilogue up!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 91,872 - Reviews: 743 - Favs: 956 - Follows: 811 - Updated: 3/27/2015 - Published: 2/24/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Team Seven - Complete
The Spring of the Plague by Zenthisoror reviews
When Konoha ninja return from investigating one of Orochimaru's laboratories, they bring back a devastating strain of chakra bacterium - Kimimaro's sickness developed into a bioweapon. As Naruto and his surviving friends struggle to live in Plague-stricken Konoha, Madara plots, an anti-ninja cult demands repentance, and, in the midst of it all, Sasuke seeks a perfect revenge.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 137,394 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 2/1/2014 - Published: 9/14/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Madara U., Neji H. - Complete
Bury My Heart by Kthonia reviews
Not based on the movie, but the 1950s TV show, except there is no category for it there! Story is set long after the show ended. It's Christmastime 1899, and the Lone Ranger is an old man who has given up his mask. But there's a promise to keep to an old friend and one more outlaw to chase down.
Lone Ranger - Rated: T - English - Drama/Western - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,659 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/15/2013 - Dan Reid, Dan Reid Jr., Lone Ranger - Complete
A Wing and a Prayer by Atalan reviews
G1: The problem with falling in love with an Aerialbot is that his brothers are part of the deal. The problem with falling in love with someone with unfinished business is that sometimes the unfinished business is Starscream... Skyfire/Silverbolt
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 179,806 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 3/21/2013 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Silverbolt, Skyfire/Jetfire - Complete
Bad Monday, Worst Morning by Adenosine reviews
A typical day in the lab turns into a desperate fight for survival for Umbrella's finest when one of their most dangerous experiments escapes. NOT SLASH.
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 75,827 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/20/2012 - Published: 4/2/2012 - A. Wesker, W. Birkin - Complete
Jazz Age by mongoose-bite reviews
Hawke and his family fled the war in Ferelden on a liner, dogged by Darkspawn U-Boats. Two years later the war is over and Hawke is a private detective in Kirkwall, a city awash with jazz, bootleg liquor and a lot of trouble. Roaring 20s AU.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 158,986 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Hawke, Fenris - Complete
Vicodin no Jutsu II by 19x reviews
Sequel. After Orochimaru's escape, special jonin House and his cell return with two more extreme cases - a young genin in a mysterious coma and the critically ill Akatsuki who, unbeknownst to them, caused it. Naruto/House M.D. Crossover. COMPLETE.
Crossover - Naruto & House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 21,664 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/26/2011 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Itachi U., Sasuke U., G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
A Neighborhood for Cats by Rabbitprint reviews
AU, modern day, Malik/Leonardo. The military gives Malik his discharge papers. His mother gives him a cat named Altaïr.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,051 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Malik, Leonardo da Vinci - Complete
Freedom in the Eyes of Another by Oroburos69 reviews
The Wave Mission was a failure. They got caught, captured, taken-it didn't end well. Now Sakura has a half-heard order, uncut fingernails, and more desperation than bravery. One way or another, she's getting Team Seven out today. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,684 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 2,988 - Follows: 744 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Sakura H. - Complete
Campaigns Pelliquum and Jazz by Ell Bee Someone Else Now reviews
In most fanfic, it is Jazz who courts Prowl. Not here.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,598 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Pandemonium by X-parrot reviews
Today's lessons for the Yorozuya trio: Beware of Greeks bearing gifts, don't count your chickens before they're hatched, and be careful when life seems too good to be true, because it might be a sign that everything is soon going to go very, very badly.
Gintama - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 75,998 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 2/28/2011 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Gintoki S. - Complete
Two Steps Back by H.E. Gray reviews
One person can make all the difference. AU, timetravel, Sasuke adopts Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 47,100 - Reviews: 1197 - Favs: 3,513 - Follows: 3,930 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 8/18/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
It's Not A Sandwich by Seiberwing reviews
Gumshoe has a hard enough time just doing his job. He doesn't need people expecting him to know about all this complicated LGBT business just because he's dating Mr. Edgeworth.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,697 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/30/2011 - D. Gumshoe, Miles E.
It Could Be Worse by Anonymous TF2er reviews
Lonely old RED Sniper comes to terms with himself, life and that snail-eatin' RED Spy. An attempt at character development and actual realistic romance written in response to all the terrible Sniper/Spy garbage out there.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 58,675 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 66 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Sniper, Spy - Complete
Polarity by Chris Myers reviews
When a Romero-style zombie outbreak hits, three supervillains, led by a long time loser, find themselves doing whatever it takes to save themselves, and eventually, the rest of humanity.
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 38 - Words: 325,457 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 771 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 1/19/2010 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Rhino, Shocker - Complete
Best Laid Plans by dfastback68 reviews
Pre-ROTF. Demolisher arrives on Earth too late, and Sideways brings with him more trouble than he's worth. This story is now complete!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,661 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/2/2009 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Demolishor, Sideways - Complete
A Remedy for Lassitude by firefly reviews
Ennui is an unavoidable feature in a summer spent taking care of a rehabilitating brother. Never did it occur to Temari to think that finding a pen pal in an eccentric soldier on the other side of the world might help cure it. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 32,113 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 923 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Temari, Hidan - Complete
Happiness is a Warm Gun by herongale reviews
Megatron has a secret. Long ago, he faced the possibility that it would be uncovered by Starscream. Will he be able to keep it hidden? Eventual slash, but not explicitly so. G1 cartoon verse. Chapter 9: The Beginning After the End. COMPLETE.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,735 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Megatron, Starscream - Complete
Those Lacking Spines by Organization VI reviews
Immune to a suspicious parasite by merit of their manly looks, Xaldin, Vexen and Lexaeus set out on a journey to save the rest of Organization XIII from the biggest nightmare of all: stupid fanfiction.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 111,474 - Reviews: 1917 - Favs: 2,405 - Follows: 672 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Xaldin, Vexen - Complete
Burning Deadfall by Samurai101 reviews
AU::COMPLETE::The Kyuubi has control of Naruto's body, and Konoha is suffering. Iruka has two choices, and he's about to crash and burn.::T for violence and character death::
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 88,956 - Reviews: 663 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 9/10/2008 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Iruka U., Naruto U. - Complete
Impaired by Gaia Faye reviews
The Holy Mother is not yet empowered, and for a certain sacrament, death is not the end. SH4, post '21 Sacraments' ending. Contains semiSLASH.
Silent Hill - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 125,162 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 6/14/2005 - Henry T., Walter S. - Complete
The Lavender Beast of Konoha by Mark Doherty reviews
In a fit of hubris, Hiashi forced Hinata to attend the same Academy class as Neji. Having never been in the same class as Naruto, who shall serve as her inspiration to grow stronger? AU Team Gai: Lee, Tenten, Hinata. Gen for now. Surprisingly not crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 42,858 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 586 - Updated: 5/14/2008 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Hinata H.
Echoes by Kibble reviews
They'll turn your greatest strength into your only weakness. It's Snake and Otacon against the world and things are going to get tough. Complete.
Metal Gear - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,802 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/11/2007 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Complete
The Scientific Method by Gigabomb reviews
Vexen x Xigbar. Their elements do not oppose and their research never crosses, but despite this, they clash anyway, as Vexen has never learned how to let go of a grudge, and Xigbar has never learned how to let go of anything that amuses him.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,111 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/26/2006 - Xigbar, Vexen - Complete
The Change in the Wind by Slythergrl2004 reviews
First Story etc... When a strange KoMatoran appears in KoKoro, the lives of the Toa change drastically. The Toa face new challenges, and they face a new enemy, one the Toa thought they wouldn't face again. FINSISHED!
Bionicle - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 31,453 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/24/2005 - Published: 8/20/2004 - Complete
Turtles Gone Wild by Ryan Phelan reviews
Bishop deploys a hidden camera in the lair to spy on the turtles, and gets a lot more than he bargained for!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,031 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 29 - Published: 11/28/2005 - Complete
The Heads of One Thousand Goblins: A Love Story by SickleYield reviews
Gimli son of Gloin never forgot the Lady Galadriel. But love can find you in the most unexpected places and the strangest ways...An unusual thing in this section: A Gimli story which does not, repeat, NOT contain any elves. At all.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,935 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/17/2005 - Gimli - Complete
Don't Look Down by tarajcl reviews
Set in BW, Season 1. The things we don't regret can be even worse than the things we do. Dinobot angst. And slash.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,202 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/4/2005
The Penultimate Sacrifice by ShinMarsDragon reviews
A Castlevania and Final Sacrifice ie MST3K episode 910 crossover. Arikado gets to investigate the Ziox. Worse, it's slash. Better, Rowsdower is barely involved in anything.
Castlevania - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,782 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/24/2005 - Complete
A Small Change of Plans by Varghona reviews
Slash. Wedge confronts Luke about his failure to rendezvous after Hoth.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,525 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/9/1999
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I'd Like to Meet His Tailor reviews
Dracula's castle is a castle of worlds, and doors, and sometimes strangers
Crossover - Castlevania & Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,886 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/19/2019 - Alucard, Dante - Complete
With a Slack Jaw reviews
Tifa's a great girl, but it'd be better if she didn't haul home strange men and dump them in the basement. Barret gets a measure on Cloud. Pre-game.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,599 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/23/2019 - Cloud S., Tifa L., Barret W. - Complete
They Can Only Do Harm reviews
"I suppose they're hoping for rain, eh, Itachi-san?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,626 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/29/2018 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Stare Too Long reviews
"Nothing. Say, Naruto, did you have any other names picked out?" "Well, yeah, Hinata picked his name out." Iruka receives the worst baby shower invitation. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/16/2018 - Naruto U. - Complete
Dancing Lights Against the Sky
What's in a body? In Agent John Bishop's case, more than there should be.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,066 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/16/2017 - Agent Bishop - Complete
The Wind Changed Direction
Imprisoned by Decepticons, Red Alert plots.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,362 - Published: 9/26/2017
Can You Blush? reviews
Stranded on one of Cybertron's moons, Arcee makes a tentative ally.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,282 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/11/2017 - [Arcee, Airachnid] - Complete
Who Knows, Someday I'll Win Too reviews
Pre-series. All love stories start somewhere. Some just start off on the wrong foot, and continue spiraling downwards. Based largely on Bringing up Baby.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,768 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/3/2017 - Published: 5/8/2017 - [Breakdown, Knock Out] - Complete
Saints into the Sea reviews
Three conversations does not a romance make. A series of oneshots.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,169 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/12/2017 - Published: 4/7/2017 - [Hawke, Fenris]
When Storms Arrive reviews
Let's swing our focus over to the b-listers, shall we? Moonracer takes a break from racing and finds herself embroiled in shadowy goings-on. After shopping, of course. Part four of Human AU.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,983 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/19/2017 - Published: 3/3/2017 - Blurr, Moonracer, Perceptor, Knock Out - Complete
Waste Time with a Masterpiece
Join Knock Out for a typical day: lying to friends, lying to police, trafficking drugs! Part three of human AU.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,234 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/2/2017 - Bumblebee, Wheeljack, Starscream, Knock Out - Complete
Tin Soldiers reviews
Pre-series. They were friends, once.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/28/2016 - Optimus Primal, Depth Charge - Complete
The Light That You Shine reviews
A little gossip, a little break from the fighting, what was the worst thing that could happen? Well, you could learn something you didn't want to know, for one. Cheetor is beginning to regret asking.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,118 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/16/2016 - Optimus Primal, Dinobot, Rattrap, Cheetor - Complete
Wild Man's World reviews
Fall of Cybertron. They made it off of Cybertron, but that doesn't mean all of their problems are solved. Perceptor juggles morals, obligations, insecticons, and Grimlock.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,381 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/11/2016 - Grimlock, Perceptor - Complete
Dim as an Ember reviews
Fate is as Fate does. Optimus Primal and Dinobot talk philosophy.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,961 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/6/2016 - Optimus Primal, Dinobot - Complete
Drowned and Dreamt this Moment
Forced to land on a Halloween-themed moon because of a busted engine, Spacewarp and Thunderblast get into more hijinks than strictly recommended.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,963 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/31/2016 - Thunderblast - Complete
Take Them by the Legs reviews
Her idiot cousin's been sneaking around; Arcee's going to find out why. It'd better not be drugs. Part two of human AU.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,051 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/23/2016 - Complete
Catching That Unchanging reviews
All these new Autobots, just loafing around base. Ironhide is embarrassed on their behalf.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,711 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/21/2016 - Arcee, Ironhide, Sideswipe, Jolt - Complete
Would You Mind Sitting Down for a While? reviews
It's a marvelous night for a routine street race, that quickly becomes... less routine. Human AU.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,251 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/31/2016 - [Knock Out, Bumblebee] Raf E. - Complete
Then Came the Rain reviews
Debts must be repaid, unless the debtor happens to be an amoral wretch, in which case, intimidation is key.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/25/2016 - Complete
Keep Me in a Daydream reviews
Knock Out has Breakdown's back, with relentless nagging and a crash course in human culture.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,277 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/17/2016 - Breakdown, Knock Out - Complete
Face it Like a Grown Up reviews
Address your long standing crush and come to terms with your feelings? Pft.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,955 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2016 - [Arcee, Moonracer] - Complete
Pop Pop and Stainless Steel reviews
Locked in a lab by an inexplicable and completely co-incidental chain of events, Perceptor and Sunstreaker have to put up with each other's company for twelve hours.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,172 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/9/2016 - Perceptor, Sunstreaker - Complete
And I Take What I Find reviews
All Bumblebee wanted to do was pick up Raf from college. Unfortunately, he made the mistake of inviting Knock Out. And then there are these two other cars.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,669 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/26/2016 - Complete
Şans reviews
Where does fear end, and hate begin? Lisa tells her son as best she can.
Castlevania - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,498 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/29/2016 - Alucard, Dracula, Lisa T. - Complete
Filius Est Pars Patris
A son is part of the father. In the dark and the rain, history is forever changed.
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,940 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/6/2015 - Liquid S., P. Mantis - Complete
Liberia, 1989 reviews
Liquid meets Solidus deep in the grasslands: the worst kind of family reunion. Ignores The Phantom Pain canon. Rated for violence against children.
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,605 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Published: 9/3/2015 - Liquid S., Raiden, Solidus S. - Complete
Chiptunes reviews
Terence's face twitched, like he wanted to shout but it was undignified to scream at someone over Mario Kart. As if. Noriaki would gamble his soul on video games if he had the chance. Video games were serious business, or however the cat pictures spelled it.
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,783 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/2/2015 - Dio B., Noriaki K., Telence D. - Complete
Kismet reviews
There is only one thing to which all beings are beholden. Dracula plays a game and makes a deal.
Castlevania - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/9/2015 - Death, Dracula - Complete
It's just like one of my 90's romcoms reviews
Assigned on a mission to a desolate, cold piece of rock in the middle of the Arctic, Liquid makes a friend.
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,911 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2014 - Otacon/Hal E., Liquid S. - Complete
The Seven Idiots of the Demon Mist reviews
A collection of drabbles, focusing on the Seven Deadly Swordsmen and all of their dumb sidekicks. Formerly titled One Week.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,226 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/10/2013 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Zabuza M., Haku - Complete
Langsam Langsam reviews
Fairytale AU. The only thing Haku can really do is play along and try not to get eaten by that shark guy. Rated for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,525 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Haku
Adventures in Castle Dracula reviews
Their meeting might have been fate. But, if that was so, fate was unreasonably cruel and enjoyed Hector's suffering. Rated for language. Eventual HectorxIsaac
Castlevania - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,404 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Isaac, Hector
The Broken Dawn reviews
They were Demons. Monsters, Killers, and Nightmares. She was only Cybertronian.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,816 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Blackarachnia, Megatron - Complete
