So I'm Kate, writing under the more elegant name of Tatiana Ekaterina, and I've thought about writing fan-fiction for a while now, so I am.

I'm a theater nerd, mostly, and a sports nut. I have an addiction to children's fantasy. I still love Harry Potter more than Twilight, but I'm horribly obsessed with both. I am a major Sirius fan, with the marauders following right behind. I write plays and screenplays mostly, so writing in novel form will be a challenge I'm planning to enjoy. I plan to post stories- long and short-connected to both, and perhaps any other book or movie I randomly attempt to write about. Somehow I'm a Team Edward girl writing about the wolves more than anything else. I stick within the actual universe most of the time and am not particularly interested in writing "other" Bella and Edwards- I like the book ones!. I've become a big fan of Leah through this writing and reading other stories. I am very random. Right now I don't know what else to put at the moment, except I like cantaloupe. I am cantaloupe, actually, but that's another story.

Just posted a poll for a new story- James/Lily tale- Here's my Chance. Will probably only be two chapters, but I'd like to know who's POV should come next for chapter 2 when Lily proves to be less innocent than you think. It could be told a number of ways. 1st chapter is in James' POV. Read that, first, so you get an idea of what might happen, than please vote! Thanks!

So I'll get to posting some links that have helped with Doing Good, but not right now. :D I'm desperate for more reviews. I like the long ones, even if you say everything you didn't like- I'd rather hear about it, so please, please review! I go even crazier if I have to wonder about a chapter. Since chapter 12 is up the poll is closed. No one seemed to think this was anything but a Callwater. We'll see if you're right! I know I went an insane amout of time between ch 13 and 14, but I got more of a life, and I had other projects I was working on. PLEASE REVIEW THIS STORY! I GET TO ANTSY! :D It did get a bunch of hits today, so seems like new people found it. WELCOME!

I've also written two stories for the Bella's Lullaby of Broadway Contest, called I would not be like that bloodsucker, about Jacob right after his transformation, and Pushing my Luck, which is a Kate and Garrett romance. Please read them and remember to vote! UPDATE: So neither of my stories won, and I have my opinions on each story in the contest, but I will not be bitter, all I will say is that I am honestly very dissapointed, because that is the truth. I'll most likely be adding a little bit to Pushing My Luck when I get the chance- I was up against a deadline and a 20,000 word limit for the contest.

Conquering the Chaos has been on indefinate hold for a while now. I'll let you know when I plan on resuming it- I've opened chapter 2 again, but it's far from finished. I also have too much on my plate to work on The Origin Stories. Conquering the Chaos is definately not a one shot, and I am intending to write more connected one-shots for The Origin Stories as well.

Now I've just posted a 2nd chapter for HP/Twilight crossover The Friend I Never Deserved, about 2 of my favorite characters, one each from HP and Twilight. What if they knew each other? The story is told from Carlisle's POV as he somehow gets roped into teaching at Hogwarts. But who was his famous student? It gets revealed in chapter 2. Here's a big hint: it's 1892.

I have a Beta profile now too but apparently it'll take a while for it to show up. Let me tear your work to shreds! Just kidding. I don't bite... hard. ;P

Fun Twilight questionaire- thanks Kei Kat Jones

List thirteen of your favorite characters in no particular order.

1. Garrett

2. Seth

3. Leah

4. Nessie

5. Emmett

6. Jasper

7. Jake

8. Edward

9. Carlisle

10. Esme

11. Embry

12. Bella

13. Kate

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Jazz and Embry

Do they exist? I haven’t read much.

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Nessie?

She probably will be, one day. shrugs

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Ha, it was the other way around! That would have been interesting if Bella got Edward pregnant.

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Carlisle.

Like I said, I haven’t read much, but I’m writing from his perspective at the moment.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Seth and Jasper?

I think not. :P

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

So Emmett and Carlisle or Emmett and Esme?

Emmett and Esme I guess. I couldn’t see even a gay Carlisle and Emmett together.

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

What would happen if Jake walked in on Seth and Bella having sex?

I think Jake would probably call Edward and they’d both beat Seth up!

8. Make up a title for a Three/Ten fic.

Leah/Esme

Aww… Maternal Dreams.

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Garrett/Edward

Not that I know of.

10. Suggest a summary for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Ha! Jake/Bella?

flips open New Moon… nope, can’t think of anything. :D

11. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Edward

Come What May, from the Moulin Rouge Soundtrack or

For the First Time, from (Broadway) Tarzan

12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Garrett/Jazz/Bella

Warning: Bella learns what really happens out in the vampire world!

13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Emmett

Yesterday, Only as part of another story.

14. One and Seven are in a happy relationship until Seven runs off with Four. One, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three while Thirteen watched it all and ate popcorn as if it was a movie.

Garrett and Jake are in a happy relationship until Jake runs off with Nessie. Garrett brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Embry and a brief unhappy affair with Bella, then follows the wise advice of Emmett and finds true love with Leah while Kate watched it all and ate popcorn as if it was a movie.

Excellent, Harrah for Kate.

101 Things not to do at Hogwarts. (I've seen this multiple times now. Seriously funny.)

1. If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that fact and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.

2. I will not sing “We’re off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of Oz” when being sent to the Headmaster’s office.

3. I will not play poker or bridge with Professor Trelawney’s tarot deck.

4. Seamus Finnegan is not “after me Lucky Charms.”

5. I will not draw mustaches, glasses, scars, devil horns, or other paraphernalia on the paintings in Hogwarts while the subjects are sleeping. They do not find it amusing.

6. I will not take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.
-6b. Neither will I take one out on the new DADA teacher.

7. Bringing fortune cookies to Divination class does not count for extra credit.

8. I will not change gravity on the Hogwarts grounds. My fellow students do not need to develop extra muscles and jumping into an orbit is not funny.

9. I am not the Wicked Witch of the West.
-9b. Neither is Professor Umbridge.

10. I will not ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss.

11. I will not follow potion instructions in reverse order “to see what happens.”

12. I will not walk up to a Hufflepuff and ask if he/she is going to huff and puff and blow my house down.

13. I will not accept anything edible from a Weasley.
-13b. Especially if it is offered with a compensation for any damages.

14. Hogwarts is not in the flight path of any Muggle airport, and Muggle airplanes cannot crash into Hogwarts. That being the case, there is no need to have first years standing on the spires of Hogwarts waving torches screaming "Go away, go away!!"

15. I will not ask for advice from Peeves on how to wreak havoc.
-15b. This goes for Fred and George, too.

16. Making rumors about Harry and Draco's secret love life is not funny and it will stop soon.

17. I will not suggest to Fred and George that they invent and sell Anti-Anti-Cheating Charm quills.

18. I will not tell first years that the best way to study is to stay up all night balancing your textbook on your head, as gravity will cause the information to sink through the skull and into the brain.
-18b. Having not done this, I will not stay up all night to laugh at said first years.

19. I will not point to Harry Potter’s scar and ask if his Voldy senses are tingling.

20. I will not organize a Junior Death Eaters Training Camp at Hogwarts. I will not hand out medals for "Hexing Harry Potter,” "Endangering a teacher’s life by jinxing,” or “Throwing a person from the Astronomy Tower.” I will not send the latter to Professor Snape and make him an honorary member.

21. I will not add "according to the prophecy" at the end of all my sentences to raise my Divination grade.

22. I will not refer to the Accio charm as "The Force.”

23. I will not push Professor Flitwick from his stack of books claiming I need them for my studies.

24. I will not spike my best friend’s pumpkin juice and tell him to go hit on Professor McGonagall.
-24b. Or Professor Snape.

25. When asked a question by a teacher I will not inform them that the answer is protected by a Fidelius Charm and I am not the Secret Keeper.

26. I will not hiss at Harry Potter instead of talking.

27. I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class.

28. I will not organize a witch burning, even if I have been assigned to do a presentation on Muggle history in my Muggle Studies class.

29. I will not tell Oliver Wood that Quidditch as been permanently canceled.
-29b. Having not done this, I will not tell him that it is Marcus Flint's fault.

30. I will not bewitch Percy Weasley's prefect badges to yell "I'm in love with myself!" every time it senses movement.

31. The Easter Bunny is not Jesus’ Animagus form.

32. I will not sign up the Great Lake at Hogwarts for the Summer Olympics swimming competitions.
-32b. I will not take a hippogriff to the Summer Olympics to get an unfair advantage at the Equestrian competitions

33. I will not convince first years that the new password to Gryffindor Tower is "Petrificus Totalus" and must be recited with their wands pointed at themselves.

34. I will not give a "Chosen by whom, actually?" shirt to Harry Potter for Christmas.

35. I will not refer to Aragog as “Charlotte.”

36. Crucifixes do not ward off Slytherins.
-36b. I should not test that.

37. I will not jump up and yell "VOLDERMORT, RUN!" in the middle of a D.A. meeting.

38. If Death Eaters attack Hogsmeade, I will not point at the Dark Mark and shout “To the Batmobile, Robin!”

39. I will not tell everyone that Draco Malfoy started the Hug A Muggle Campaign.

40. I will not use magic to change test questions into those I can answer.

41. I will not tell Ronald Weasley that his sister was caught snogging any of the following: 1) Draco Malfoy, 2) Any other Slytherin, 3) Michael Corner, 4) Any other Ravenclaw, 5) Zacharias Smith, 6) Any other Hufflepuff, 7) Neville Longbottom, 8) Any other Gryffindor.

42. Asking Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger "When's the wedding?" is only funny a few times.

43. I will not lock the Gryffindors and Slytherins in a room and take bets on who will come out alive.

44. I will stop asking the Arithmancy teacher what the square root of -1 is.
-44b. And Hermione Granger.

45. I will not dress in long black capes with hoods. Draco Malfoy tried this and almost peed his pants. I must learn from his experience.

46. I will not tell Professor Binns that he is dead and a) needs to move on, or b) get a life.

47. I will not change the speed of light to 30 mph and enjoy watching my fellow students and the teachers find out about the miracles of relativity.

48. I will not start a betting pool on the fate of this year’s Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher, as it is tasteless and tacky, not a clever money-making concept.

49. I will not hand out shirts that say “Potter 6, Voldemort 0.”

50. Astronomy class will not cause me to be abducted by aliens.

51. I will not convince the first years that "Death Eaters" is the name for a cookery club specialized in experimental dishes.

52. I will not start a howler chain-letter saying "Your life will be cursed for seven years if you don’t send this to 10 fellow students within 15 minutes."

53. I will not melt if water is poured over me.
-53b. Neither will Professor Umbridge.

54. I will not bewitch my cauldron to change the freezing-point of water. I will not ask Professor Snape why my potion is freezing while the cauldron is heated. Nor will I point out that I doubted from the beginning that he would be able to sort that out for me.

55. I will not tell the first years on the Hogwarts Express that they have free choice of house if they swim over the lake.

56. Professor Flitwick’s first name is not Yoda.

57. It is generally accepted that cats and dragons cannot interbreed and I should not attempt to disprove this theory, no matter how wicked the result would be.

58. Sneaking slugs into Ron Weasley's food is not funny.

59. I will not tell Professor Snape that we the student body have been discussing his role in unfortunate events involving the late headmaster and have deemed him a miserable and pathetic excuse of a human being.
-59b. I will also not suggest that he isn’t even human.

60. If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for longer than 15 seconds, I am to assume that I am not allowed to do it.

61. I do not know the Avada Kedavra curse, and pretending I do in front of people who annoy me is not funny, no matter how much they injure themselves diving for cover.

62. I will not hang up a sign saying "Reserved for Draco Malfoy" at the girls’ bathroom door.

63. I am not allowed to ask pureblood students things like, “If your parents got divorced, would they still be brother and sister?”

64. I will not tell Dobby that Harry Potter's one greatest desire is for a pit bull named Ripper.

65. I will not tell Professor McGonagall about the great Muggle enhancer out there called botox.
-65b. I will not tell her that it would make those thin tight lips of hers into pouty bodacious things.
--65c. I will not tell her that Professor Dumbledore would particularly enjoy looking at those pouty bodacious things.

66. "42" is not the answer to every question on the O.W.L.s.
-66b. Not even if the boy who’s whispering this to you tells you he heard it from Hermione Granger herself.

67. I will not set Ravenclaws on the task of calculating the exact value of pi.

68. Getting the Sorting Hat drunk only makes his song funny the first time.

69. Calling the Ghostbusters is a cruel joke to play on the resident ghosts and poltergeists.

70. I will not ask Professor Flitwick how Santa Claus is doing.

71. Asking “How do you keep a Gryffindor in suspense?” and walking away is only funny the first time.

72. I will not ink my owl's feet, have it walk across parchment, and sell the results as cheat sheets for Ancient Runes, even though Crabbe and Goyle keep falling for it.

73. I will not change the speed of sound so that communication by owl is quicker than talking to each other.

74. I will not point out to Professor Sinistra that Astrology needs to be rewritten as Pluto is no longer a planet.

75. I will not encourage bungee jumping from the Astronomy Tower, nor do it myself, as it is disrespectful of Professor Dumbledore’s memory.

76. I will not tell Gryffindor first years that sneaking into the Slytherin dormitory is a rite of passage to truly become a Gryffindor.

77. Ravenclaws do not find a sign saying "The library is closed for an indefinite time period" amusing in any sense.
-77b. Neither does Hermione Granger.

78. I will not tell Professor Snape he needs to go to his "Happy Place."

79. If I insist on carrying out my plans of producing "Riddle-De-Dee: The Voldemort Musical," I will do so under a nom-de-plume.

80. I will not tell Professor Trelawney that my teacup says she's lying.

81. I will not imitate Steve Irwin while in Care of Magical Creatures class, even if I have the best fake Australian accent.

82. I will not enchant the telescopes on the Astronomy Tower to display non-existent constellations during O.W.L. exams.

83. My headmaster's name is Albus Dumbledore, not "Gandalf."

84. Underwater broom riding does not distinguish the master from the layman. It is not required to become member of any Quidditch team.

85. I will not use Legilimency to get the right answers from my teachers.

86. I will not use Legilimency to get what my fellow students think are the right answers.
-86b. This also pertains to Hermione Granger.

87. I will not psycho-analyze Professor Trelawney, as it clouds her Inner Eye.

88. "To conquer the earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not an appropriate career choice.

89. I will not put a paper sign on Firenze's back saying "Pony Rides: 3 Sickles.”

90. Growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is not "an extra credit project for Herbology."

91. Neil Gaiman is not spying on us.

92. I will not point out to the house-elves how much sushi could be made of the giant squid.

93. I will not suggest that we read coffee beans in Divination instead of tea leaves for a bit of a change.

94. I will not tell the teachers that they cannot assign homework, as we do not actually go home during the school year to do it.

95. The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date for the Yule Ball.

96. I will not make fun of Hufflepuffs because their house colors make them look like bees.

97. I will not use silencing charms on my Prefects.

98. I will not to conjure the words "DRINK ME" onto the vial of any potion in Professor Snape's classroom.

99. I will not add a spoonful of sugar to each potion I make. Mary Poppins was not a brewer of potions.

100. Stealing first-years' clothing and then tossing it into and around the Whomping Willow is highly frowned upon.
-100b. I am also not allowed to tell them that the Whomping Willow is inaccurately named and is actually a wonderful spot for peaceful reading.

101. I will not tell Harry Potter that he is fictional and that everything he has worked for is nothing more than a couple of best selling novels and loads of bad fanfiction.

Another fun profile thing to make mine rediculously long...

Edward or jacob?

Edward! No one should be permitted to be that sexy..

Bella or jacob?

My Bells. I relate to her too well.

Bella or Alice?

Bells again, although I'm a mix of both, really.

Alice or Jasper?

Jazz. Love his backstory, love his drama, love his emotion and looks

Emmett or Rosalie?

Emmett- I'm not much of a fan of Rose, and Emmett's hysterical.

Carlisle or Esme?

Carlisle. He's my 2nd favorite behind Edward, but I love Esme too.

Esme or Charlie?

Esme! Charlie's too- I don't know.

Charlie or Billy?

Billy. I like his wisdom and cool head.

jacob or Sam?

Jacob. More complex than Sam, and the stronger Alpha.

Sam or Quil?

Sam. Although people should give Quil more credit.

Quil or Embry?

Embry by a landslide, now that I'm writing about him. What a quiet, complex hero!

Emmett or Jasper?

Jazz. Emmett's the only Cullen I wouldn't really date. Not my type.

Emmett or jacob?

Hmm, Jacob. See above.

Edward or Jasper?
Edward, but not by much. I love Carlisle and Jasper too.

Carlisle or Charlie?

Big landslide. Carlisle!

Mike or Eric?

Eric, I guess. Mike is seriously annoying and gross.

Paul or Leah?

Leah by a LOT. Paul's temper is so not amusing, and Leah is much deeper.

My favorites- In summary- the Cullens:

1. Edward
2. Carlisle
3. Jasper
4. Renesmee
5. Bella
6. Esme
7. Alice
8. Emmett
9. Rosalie

and the first 10 wolves..

1. Seth
2. Jacob
3. Leah
4. Embry
5. Quil (bumped for being so close to Jake and Embry)
6. Sam
7. Jared
8. Paul
9. Brady and Colin tie.. interchangable, really

and top 10 (other vamps)

1. Kate
2. Garrett
3. Benjamin
4. Zafrina
5. Eleazer
6. Siobhan
7. Tanya
8. Tia
9. Carmen
10. Huilen

(Aro and Jane get bumped off my list, Aro for being a coward at heart and Jane for her pettiness...)