Why is my right hand always so cold after being on the computer for a long time?

"I'm bored. And boredom is something up with which I WILL NOT PUT!" --Phineas Flynn

"Friends are like Flowers... If you eat them, they die."

"I smile cuz I don't know what the hell is going on."

"Passion is obsession that lasts your entire life."

If you would rather see a Broadway show than go to an amusement park, copy and paste this into your profile. SO true

If you think that green skin is awesome, copy this into your profile.

If you're Defying Gravity, and no one can pull you down, copy this into your profile.

If you consider yourself a total Wicked Fan, copy this into your profile

The people in the world are black and white. If you would be the only green person in the world copy this into your profile..

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you are wicked, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile. Ever herd of a play called Wicked?

If you're so Wicked obsessed that you could see a green or blue-diamonded person walking down the street and not blink an eye, copy this into your profile:.

If you loathe Dorothy and her little dog Dodo then copy and past this on your profile

If you have ever tried to explain to two friends the difference between Animals, animals and humans and they didn't understand a word you said, copy this onto your profile

If you listen to your Wicked CD religiously, and know the words back to front, copy this onto your profile.

If you just couldn't shut up about Wicked for weeks after you saw the play, and voraciously hunted for pirated clips on Youtube, copy this onto your profile. Word-for-word of what I did!

If you have ever wanted to play Glinda or Elphaba in Wicked, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you fantasize about the whole OBC of Wicked coming to your school for a day, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever used a Galindafied word and gotten weird looks from people, copy this into your profile

If When studying the Salem Witch Trials you can't stop feeling sorry for Elphaba and then for Galinda and Nessarose then post this

If The only thing thing on your Christmas list was, just go to and click on merchandise

If Before you reply to anything you think 'what would Elphaba say? post this on your profile YEAH! we should all get bracelets that say WWED

If You spend hours thinking about what ever happened to the Witch of the South then post this on your profile

If You find yourself singing I’m Not That Girl, when you feel that you’re just not that girl then copy and paste this

If you are so obsessed with Wicked that you start randomly quoting it, copy this into your profile. (Well, we cant all come and go by BUBBLE!)

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile

If you can't watch Wizard of Oz without wanting to throttle Dorothy, paste this into your profile

If you've ever wished you could go into a book/movie/play and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you relate EVERYTHING to Wicked, no matter how distant, copy and paste this on your profile Yeah, It's kind of pathetic

If some one else says they are going to see wicked you get jealous (even though you have seen it gajillions of times) copy this into your profile.

My list of the coolest stuff on the planet

1. WICKED!!

2. WICKED!!

3. WICKED!!

4. Warriors!!

5. HANNAHMONTANA!(hahahahaha did you think that I was serious? hahahahaha)

6. Maximum Ride (Faaang...)

7. Phineas and Ferb (this time I am serious. They are sooo hot...:P)

8. HARRY POTTER! (go Lupin/Tonks!!)

9. Anything That Has To Do With BROADWAY

10. Avatar (ZUKO!)

11. I'm Sure That There Is More... hmm...

Things to do on an Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

23. MAKE car race noises when someone gets on or off.

24. CONGRADULATE all for being in the same lift with you.

25. GRIMACE painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"

26. WALK on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

27. WHILE the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.

28. LET your cell phone ring - don't answer it.

29. WALK into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."

30. TAKE shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.

31. ASK people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style, is that your final answer?

32. ALSO in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.

33. ASK, "Did you feel that?"

34. TELL people that you can see their aura.

35. WHEN the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

36. ANNOUNCE in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

37. DRESS up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."

38. PRESS a button, step back and cross your fingers, eyes squeezed shut, mouthing "Please please please...". When the lift starts moving raise your fists and scream "YES!" look around at the other passengers as if expecting them to share your excitement...

39. HAVE a heated debate with yourself.

40. GLARE at someone till they notice, then point two fingers at your eyes, then point at them. (As in, "I'm watching you...")

41. MOVE your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on ask if they have an appointment.

42. LAY down a Twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.

43. GRIMACE painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

44. IF anyone questions any of your actions, claim to be under the influence of dark magic.

45. Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.

46. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.

47. Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

48. Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

49. Put police tape in front of the door before entering.

50. Fart loudly when there are only two of you in the elevator. Argue vehemently that it wasn't you.

51. Do the "potty dance" all the way to the elevator door. Upon arrival, sigh and look greatly relieved.

52. Throw a rave.

53. Place potted plants and water fountains at strategic locations in the lift. When people ask what you are doing, tell them you "won't ride an elevator that's not fung shwei."

54. Hum the first six notes of the "It's a small world" over and over again.

55. Lean over to another rider and whisper 'Noogie patrol coming!'"

56. Bring a melon onto the elevator. Try to sell it to the other passengers.

57. Drum on every available surface.

58. Write a big X on the elevator floor, and hand out "pirate" maps to everyone as they enter.

59. Give psychotherapy to the other passengers.

60. Greet everyone coming on as if they were your best friend. Use the same name for all of them.

61. Say "ring ring," then pull a banana out of your pocket and start talking into it.

62. Propose to the other passengers.

63. Challenge people to duels.

64. Sell girl scout cookies.

65. Come on looking really scared, and say to another passenger..."I'm kinda nervous...this is my first time flying..."

66. Any time someone enters the doors, recoil in horror.

67. Shout "Food fight!"

68. Every time someone else talks, angrily shout: "Some people are trying to sleep here!"

69. Lick one of the buttons. Tell the other passengers you're sick and tired of people stealing your food the second you turn your back.

70. Elevators were practically MADE for river dnce!

71. Bring a snowboard onto the elevator. Put it on. Every time the lift goes up or down, shout "WOO-YEAH! This is what I call sick air!"

72. Shave.

73. Every time the elevator goes down, loudly scream "OH MY GOD!! We're all gonna die! This is it! This is it! It's over! IT'S OVER!!" Look relieved when it stops moving. When you begin to drop again, repeat.

74. Ask the other passengers if they want to see your glass clown collection.

75. Practice your kung fu.

76. Make race car noises when people get on and off.

77. Ask everyone on the elevator: "Are you my mother?"

78. Fly a model airplane.

79. Do yoga.

80. Play the accordion

81. Enter the elevator with nothing on your head. Individually ask everyone if they like your hat.

82. Bring a rocking chair. Sit and knit.

83. Recite gangsta rap lyrics in monotone.

84. Enter with a shovel, and attempt to "dig for treasure."

85. Read "Green Eggs and Ham" at the top of your lungs. Sound out every word.

on a sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions:
"Put on fork and eat."
(No! Really? We're supposed to eat food?!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's just a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds with colds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On artificial bacon:
"Real artificial bacon bits".
(So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(Where else would i use it? Earth's core?)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Okay im curiouse . . . someone help me.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(And no knives?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this. Did you fall for that? You little liars!)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

Did you know...

kissing is healthy.

bananas are good for period pain.

it's good to cry.

chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

lying is actually unhealthy.

you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.

89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

chocolate will make you feel better.

most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

a good friend never judges.

a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.

boys aren't worth your tears.

we all love surprises.

Now... make a wish.

Wish REALLY hard!

WISH WISH WISH WISH

Your wish has just been received.

"life is short". What the heck?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

"It's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the heck would you keep looking after you've found it?

"Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumb ass?

When you are at the movie theatre and someone says 'Did you see that?' no smart one I spent 12 dollars to stare at the damn floor.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
And so are you,
But the roses are wilting,
The violets are dead,
The sugar bowl's empty,
And so is your head.

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.

If you ever sang the "I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves" song copy this into your profile!

It IS as bad as you think and they ARE out to get you.

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS

People like you are the reason why we have middle fingers.

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back.

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

Sometimes, people just build walls up not to keep others out, but to see who cares enough to break through.

The cracks in the cement are a reminder that no matter how strong you may be, you can break.

Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot.

omgggomgggomgomgomggg

What High School Musical has Taught Us

1. If you wish to show your inability or dislike for dancing, it's perfectly reasonable to break out in a dance number.
2. College? It's not important, as long as you can hang out with your friends.
3. If your love is strong enough, fireworks will go off, and lanterns will fly away as you and your boyfriend kiss.
4. Playing sports is a hint that it's time to break into song.
5. Don't worry about being rude/mean because in the end things will work out for you.
6. School spirit is a must. Especially during the summer.
7. Your friends are not human and should always be addressed by the name of their school mascot.
8. Yes! You can paint your locker pink! Screw the school board.
9. You can be a chef, lifeguard, or golf assistant...no experience needed!
10. A guy can never wear too much bronzer.
11. Lakes are the equilivant of mirrors. They can show your reflection perfectly!
12. It is possible to memorize a 3 minute song over the course of 30 seconds...and sing it perfectly!
13. It doesn't matter that you're not a staff member... You can still attend any and all staff events.
14. The phrase 'more moves than an octopus in a wrestling match' is something that can be used in everyday conversation
15. There are two bells that get you out of school. The first one tells you to start singing and dancing, the second announces you should stop.
16. Even though its the last day of school, its okay to leave stuff in the locker for the summer.
17. If your family is 'saving pennies' for your college education and gives you a junky truck to drive because they 'can't afford anything else', it is normal for their kitchen to have expensive granite counter tops and a 7,000 fridge.
18. Pianos can float now. Go ahead, try it.
19. It's perfectly acceptable for a guy to wear girl's capris.
20. If you're upset, just run through a golf course, jumping and spinning, while singing 'Bet on it'...you won't fall at any point, and no one will stop and think 'what the flip?'
21. You can send telepathic messages to your mom to tell her to pick you up just as you're finishing your breakup song with your boyfriend.
22. A resort can be highly successful when there are way more employees than guests.
23. 'And she stepped on the ball' is actually quite funny. You just need to put it into context.
24. One family can apparently control an entire city, including all educational institutions in the area.
25. It's good manners to refer to your mother as a 'backstabber'
26. Turkey imported from Maine is much better than any other turkey. In fact, it's fabulous...
27. Apparently, it is now possible to hire an entire high school to be the staff at an upscale country club.
28. Iced tea from England is blue
29. Water Bug is a really cute, funny, and romantic pet name. -gags- Gah, my god, Rowsely...
30. Being a teenage paparazzi at school and taking multiple pictures of the same two people is not weird or creepy in any way
31 .When your girlfriend tells you that your shoes don't match your tie, you must do a stupid looking surfer move to see if she's right, you can't just look down.
32. Take two small saucepan lids and bang them together. You'll find they make the exact same sound as a large GONG. Go on, have a go.
33. It IS possible to have any object in the world come in pink & engraved with your initials.
34. If you are the basketball star of your school, you can get yourself, as well as the rest of the school, summer jobs.
35. Lava Springs apparently had no employees, since they had to hire a whole new staff.
36. Don't change your friends, change your dreams.
37. 'What team?' 'Wildcats!''GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME!' can fix any problem.
38. Basketball scholarships at the University of Albuquerque depend completely on your musical performance skills
39. Guitars and speaker equipment can be placed near a pool safely.
40.When you frolic with your girlfriend in the golf course, you get in trouble. When you frolic by yourself and sing, nothing happens, of course.

Wicked!!

Best Quotes:

"Hey! I happen to be genuinely self-centered and deeply shallow!" --Fiyero

"In the name of goodness, stop!" --Glinda

"Well, not all of us can come and go by bubble!" --Elphaba

"Well, maybe the driver saw green and thought that it meant go!" --Fiyero

"That poor little dog, Dodo!" --Glinda

"They're just SHOES, LET IT GO!" --Glinda

"You're the only friend I ever had..."--Elphaba
"And I've had so many friends..." --Glinda-- "But only one that really mattered."

"Fiyero and I are going to be married! Eeeeeeekk!!" --Galinda
"He's asked you already?" --Elphaba
"Oh, he doesn't know yet!" --Galinda

"And Elphie, is it ok if I call you Elphie??" --Galinda
"It's a little perky..." --Elphaba
"And you can call me... Galinda!" --Galinda

WARRIORS!!

Quick! Write down 12 random cats from Warriors!

1. Hollyleaf

2. Ferncloud

3. Lionblaze

4. Firestar

5. Sandstorm

6. Leafpool

7. Tigerstar

8. Bluestar

9. Rosetail

10. Oakheart

11. Jayfeather

12. Crowfeather

1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before?

Leafpool is Jayfeather's MOTHER! There's a word for that kind of twisted relationship i think... whatever it's WRONG. Don't do it, children.

2) Do you think four is hot? How hot?

Firestar... fire... hot... yes...

3) What would happen if twelve and eight started going out?

Bluestar and Crowfeather... well everyone would be very confused. And Feathertail, Leafpool, and Nightcloud would probably murder Crowfeather in his sleep.

4) Do you recall any fics about nine?

Rosetail? No, she was mentioned ONCE in the books. She was only a real character in Bluestar's Prophecy. She's not that important.

5) Would two and six make a good couple?

Ferncloud and Leafpool. No. No. Nononononooooo.

6) Five/Nine or five/ten?

Sandstorm/Rosetail or Sandstorm/Oakheart? Well Sand/Oak actually might not be that bad...

7) What would happen if seven walked in on two and eight kissing?

If Tigerstar walked in on Bluestar and Ferncloud kissing?? o.O Well he'd be sad cuz there's that whole Tiger/Blue thing (which I do not believe in) but otherwise he'd probably be like "Hmph stupid idiot ThunderClan cats," and walk away.

8) Make up a summary of a three/ten fanfic.

Lionblaze kills Mistyfoot and Oakheart descends from StarClan to take revenge...

9) Is there any thing as one/eight fluff?

Eew, Hollyleaf and Bluestar? People, that's wrong and you know it.

10) Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/comfort fic?

Comforted by Evil

11) Does anyone on your friends list read three?

I don't understand the queston...? Lionblaze is a moron.

12) Does anyone on your friends list draw or write eleven?

?? Jayfeather rox my sox.

13) Would anyone on your friends list write two/four/five?

What in StarClan's name is a friends list?? But a Ferncloud/Firestar/Sandstorm luv triangle?? Hmm Ferncloud would be quite third-wheelish. Since Fire/Sand are like majorly together.

14) What might ten scream at a great moment of passion?

"I LOVE YOU BLUESTAR!!"

15) If you wrote a songfic about eight, what song would you use?

Bluestar. Something about losing everything; your family (mother, father, sister, mate, kits) your faith (in starclan) and losing all hope and deep intense stuff like that.

16) If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Warning: Psycho cat is after her father. Things could get even UGLIER between mother Leafpool and daughter Hollyleaf as they battle for Crowfeather's love. Again with the inter-family mating!

17) What would be a good pick up line for ten to use on two?

Dump the dusty old guy. My ex-wife is a leader! (nooo Oak/Fern)

18) 1 and 8 are in a happy relationship until 5 runs off with 9. After 8 dumps 1 for 2, 6 gets upset and retaliates by dating 12. Alone and broken-hearted, 1 travels in search of a friend. Finally, 1 meets 4 and 7. The three loners meet 10, who tells each of them to look for love. 4 finds 3, 7 gets 11, but now 1 is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with 6 and 12!

Hollyleaf and Bluestar are in a happy relationship until Sandstorm runs off with Rosetail. After Bluestar dumps Hollyleaf for Ferncloud, Leafpool gets upset and retaliates by dating Crowfeather. Alone and broken-hearted, Hollyleaf travels in search of a friend. Finally, Hollyleaf meets Firestar and Tigerstar. The three loners meet Oakheart, who tells each of them to look for love. Firestar finds Lionblaze, Tigerstar gets Jayfeather, but now Hollyleaf is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with Leafpool and Crowfeather!

EEEEEEWWWWWWWW!!

I honesty don't think there were ANY relationships in there that weren't homosexual... or parent/child. I gots nuthin' against homosexual, but all of the warrior cats so far are straight, and also EEEWW PARENT/CHILD EEEWWW!!

19) What would be a good title for this?

Warrior Cats on Drugs

20) What would the genre(s) be?

Ridiculous and Under-The-Influence

21) The end! By the way, I set you up on a date with two!

yuckyuckyuckyuckYUCK! i'm a girl and ferncloud is a sissy.

Favorite Warriors Pairs
(yeah right, like anyone is going to have a long enough attention span to make it all the way to this part of my profile :P)

Brackenfur and Sorreltail!! (They are the Lupin and Tonks of Warriors... long siiiigghh... such an amazing couple :):):)

Firestar and Sandstorm (better when they were younger, but still)

Harry Potter!!

LUPIN AND TONKS FOREVER!!

Remus Lupin would prefer less jokes about ‘his time of the month’. Thanks.

Sirius Black… killed by drapery.

Avatar!!

Quick! Write down 12 random characters from Avatar!

1. Aang

2. Zuko

3. Katara

4. Sokka

5. Toph

6. Sukki

7. Azula

8. Ty Lee

9. Mai

10. Iroh

11. Appa

12. Momo

1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before?

Sukki and Appa... interesting. but they are DIFFERENT SPECIES. awkward people

2) Do you think four is hot? How hot?

Sokka... well maybe. sometimes. when he's not trying so hard. and not when his hair is down. that's just creepy and weird

3) What would happen if twelve and eight started going out?

Ty Lee and Momo. Well they both rather look like monkeys but it would probably raise some eyebrows. species difference people!!

4) Do you recall any fics about nine?

Mai? ...nah

5) Would two and six make a good couple?

Zuko and Sukki? actually that wouldn't be bad... but it'd be better if they were inlaws (thru sokka and katara. catch my drift??).

6) Five/Nine or five/ten?

Toph with Mai or Toph with Iroh?? well i do seem to remember Toph and Iroh having a special bond if you will. five and ten, definately. i'm not going to comment about Moph.

7) What would happen if seven walked in on two and eight kissing?

If Azula walked in on Ty Lee and Zuko kissing. she probably woudn't give a damn. but she'd take the opportunity to destroy Zuko's life and she'd tell mai. i seem to remember a few Ty Luko fics. but whatever. nothing compares to zutara.

8) Make up a summary of a three/ten fanfic.

katara and iroh fic... katara goes to iroh and asks him if it'd be alright if she asked zuko to marry her. he says sure knock yourself out. and she does so.

9) Is there any thing as one/eight fluff?

Ty Laang! YES!! (at least in my mind...)

10) Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/comfort fic?

Comforted by Evil or Comforted by a Lemur

11) Does anyone on your friends list read three?

I don't understand the queston...? I'm sure there's plenty about Katara.

12) Does anyone on your friends list draw or write eleven?

what the crap is a friends list you stinking computer?? ahem. sorry. i'm just a bit tired. anyway. APPA rox my sox. i draw him all the time!!

13) Would anyone on your friends list write two/four/five?

Zuko/Toph/Sokka... well i've seen stuff about Tokka and Tuko... i prefer tokka

14) What might ten scream at a great moment of passion?

well he doesn't really have great moments of passion. he's pretty chill... but if you insist i'd have to go with: "Choose treachery! It's more fun!"

15) If you wrote a songfic about eight, what song would you use?

Barbie girl! (For TyLee)

16) If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Warning: Aang/Momo/Sukki. inter-species dating. some content may bne inappropriate for children.

17) What would be a good pick up line for ten to use on two?

"How do you feel about incest, sweet cheeks??" (IrohXZuko) wow.

18) 1 and 8 are in a happy relationship until 5 runs off with 9. After 8 dumps 1 for 2, 6 gets upset and retaliates by dating 12. Alone and broken-hearted, 1 travels in search of a friend. Finally, 1 meets 4 and 7. The three loners meet 10, who tells each of them to look for love. 4 finds 3, 7 gets 11, but now 1 is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with 6 and 12!

Aang and Ty Lee are in a happy relationship until Toph runs off with Mai. After Ty Lee dumps Aang for Zuko, Sukki gets upset and retaliates by dating Momo. Alone and broken-hearted, Aang travels in search of a friend. Finally, Aang meets Sokka and Azula. The three loners meet Iroh, who tells each of them to look for love. Sokka finds Katara, Azula gets Appa, but now Aang is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with Sukki and Momo!

EEEEEEWWWWWWWW!!

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19) What would be a good title for this?

Drugs Have Been Invented

20) What would the genre(s) be?

Ridiculous and Under-The-Influence

21) The end! By the way, I set you up on a date with two!

ZUKO!! YYYAAAAAAAAAAYYYY!!

Ways to make sure you're insane

At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. see if they slow down.

Page yourself over the intercom. don't disguise your voice.

Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy"

Ask your dog if it's comfortable with it's name. Repeat with cat, until people ask if you're alright.

As often as possible, skip rather than walk
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Specify that your drive-through order is "to go"

Sing along at the opera.

Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme
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Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because your not in the mood.

When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I WON! I WON!"

When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives! they're loose!!"

If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think all the good ones are either married, gay, or fictional creatures, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have/had a scary crush on a book or anime character then copy and post this into your profile.

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling

When I am at Hogwarts I will not sing: "I'm Off to See the Wizard" when sent to the Headmasters office.

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs."Doctors say I have multiple personalties. We disagree with that."

"It doesn't matter whether the glass is half empty or half full, just drink it and get it over with."

"I'm not afraid of Death. What's he gonna do, kill me?"

Duct tape is like the force, it has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together."

Don’t mess with me - I've got a stick."

"Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that."

"Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over."

"Whoever said that nothing is impossible has never tried slamming a revolving door."

"I'm the kind of girl who falls and apologizes for it."

"I do not suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it."

- Stupidity killed the cat. Curiousity was framed.
- Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them.
- I used all my sick days, so I called in dead...
- They say, "Guns dont kill people, people kill people.' Well, I think the gun helps, because if you just stood there and yelled, "BANG" I dont think you'd kill too many people.
- So, if guns kill people, can I blame misspelled words on my pencil?
- Yeah, I'm a loser. But the coolest loser you'll ever meet.
- Save the Earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.
- No, I won't go to Hell! It has a restraining order against me.
- You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
- When Life gives you lemons, throw them back, because, I mean, really? Who likes lemons?
- When Life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.
- When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then.
- I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.
- Life isnt passing me by; it's trying to run me over.
- Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to.
- I talk to myself because my answers are the only ones I accept!
- Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap... you decide.
- I live in my own little world. But it's okay, they know me there.
- The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide.
- Your weirdness is creeping out my imaginary friend.
- If electricity comes from electrons, where do you think morality comes from? (This is SO going to be my Senior Quote)
- Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning many and 'tics' as in the bloodsucking creatures?
- You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder.
- Everything in this room is eatable, even I'm eatable. But that is called 'cannibalism' my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.
- I used to be normal... until I met those freaks I call my friends.
- I got you a present; it's a CD. I hope you haven't got it, because I don't have a receipt... and I didn't exactly buy it...
- The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese!
- When in doubt, make up words!
- Home is not where you live, but where they understand you.
- If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you!
- If you're gonna be two-faced, sweetie at least make one of them pretty.
- All work and no play means you will die in seven days... dun dun duuun.
- I run with scissors... and lived!
- Don't worry about the world coming to an end today; its already tomorrow in Australia.
- Kids are the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
- You say I'm not cool. Cool is just another word for cold. If I'm not cold then I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thank You for embracing it!
- Come to the Dark Side... we have cookies!
- One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.
- Give a person a fish and feed them for a day, teach them how to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks!
- Before you critisize someone walk a mile in their shoes, that way you'll be a mile away and have their shoes!
- The statistics of insanty is that 1 of every 4 people have a mental illness. Look at your three best friends, if they're okay, then it's you.
- When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.
- A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.
- Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
- There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...
Music is like candy: You throw away the (w)rappers.
- The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
- Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.
- What happens if you get scared half to death twice? That's a really good question... I wonder...
- My mind works like lightning... one brilliant flash and it's gone.
- Do not take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.
- If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.
- Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?
- Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.
- I was going to take over the world, but I got distracted by something sparkly.
- Don't hit kids. No, seriously, they have guns now.
- People like you are the reason why we have middle fingers.
- WARNING: Children left unattended will be sold to the circus.
If your heart was really broken you'd be dead, so shut up.
- Yes, I do use my hairbrush as a microphone and dance around in my underwear. Thank you very much.
- I don't have a dog... I eat my own homework. I'm not random, I just have many tho- OOH, LOOK! A SQUIRREL!
- Please: Don't throw your cigarette butt's on the floor, the cockroaches are getting cancer.
- There are three kinds of people: Those who can count, and those who can't.
- Welcome to the internet, pants optional.
- Warning: Trespassers will be shot, Survivors will be shot again.
- If I throw a stick, will you go away?
- When life hand you lemons, squirt them in people's eyes!
- Before you insult someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do insult them, you are a mile away and you have their shoes.
- Friends are God’s apology for relatives.
- Rules are like paperclips. Meant to hold things together, fun to bend, and easy to twist out of shape.
- Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and then the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

A simple friend wonders about your romantic history. A real friend could blackmail you with it.
A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names A real friend has their phone numbers in his address book.
A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest. A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps themselves.
A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Ha, loser!"
A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.
A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend will hand you a Kleenex and ask you “Who do I have to kill?”
A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.
A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.
A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"
A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.
A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
A good friend convinces you not to jump off the cliff. A best friend hugs you "Goodbye, I'll miss you. Can I have your I-pod?"

YOUR BOY SIDE:

You love hoodies. (sure, i guess)
You love jeans. (Jeans rule!!)
Dogs are better than cats.(definately)
It's hilarious when people get hurt. (no!)
You've played with/against boys on a team. (nah)
Shopping is torture. (not really)
You own/ed an X-Box. (no.)
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid. (no.)
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter. (nah.)
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega. (DS, but i only played nintendogs on it.)
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers. (not at all.)
You watch sports on TV. (no)
Gory movies are cool. (eew.)
You go to your dad for advice. (not much.)
You own like a trillion baseball caps. (no)
You like going to high school football games. (i don't even know the rules of football. yuck)
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards. (definately not.)
Baggy pants are cool to wear. (maybe.. nah)
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people. (no way!)
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors. (red and silver are cool)
You love to go crazy and not care what people think. (nah.)
Sports are fun. (swimming is.)
Talk with food in your mouth. (not really.)
Sleep with your socks on at night. (no.)

TOTAL: 6/24

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/chapstick. (yup.)
You love to shop. (kinda)
You wear eyeliner. (guilty)
You wear the color pink. (not obsessively, but yeah.)
Go to your mom for advice. (depends, but i guess yeah)
You consider cheerleading a sport. (no)
You hate wearing the color black. (no, it just doesn't really go with my skin tone)
You like hanging out at the mall. (sometimes. actually no)
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures. (once, but i didn't LIKE it.)
You like wearing jewelry. (guilty)
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe. (yes.)
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies. (no way. i tolerate it)
You don't like the movie Star Wars. (hate it)
You were in gymnastics/dance. (i've been dancing for 11 years!!)
It takes you more than one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. (yes, but only because i like to move slooowly and i'm indecisive.)
You smile a lot more than you should. (really that depends on my mood. but i'm going to say yes.)
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. (not.)
You care about what you look like. (yes.)
You like wearing dresses when you can. (depends. i'm going to say yes)
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne. (only because if i didn't i'd smell bad.)
You love the movies. (who hates movies?)
Used to play with dolls as little kid. (guilty.)
You like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it. (nah.)
You like being the star of every thing. (really that depends. i'm gonna say no)

TOTAL: 17/24

Hey, look, I'm a girl. No surprise there.

Type your name with your knuckles: Finger-knuckles: Efiknity. Hand-knuckles: Efinitty (hey, not bad)

Type ur name with your nose: 3wwerf8h86 (what IS that?)

Type ur name with your feet: ewfrinity (ewfrinity?)

Type your name w/ a pen w/o looking: efybyrt (hahaha)

Type your name w/ your cell phone w/o looking: my cell phone has moved on to a better place...Things that make you feel good:

Things That Make You Happy

1. Falling in love.
2. Laughing so hard your face hurts.
3. A hot shower.
4. No lines at the supermarket.
5. A special glance.
6. Getting mail.
7. Taking a drive on a pretty road.
8. Hearing your favorite song on the radio.
9. Lying in bed listening to the rain outside.
10. Hot towels fresh out of the dryer.
11. Chocolate milkshake (vanilla or strawberry).
12. A bubble bath.
13. Giggling.
14. A good conversation.
15 The beach
16. Finding a 20 dollar bill in your coat from last winter.
17. Laughing at yourself.
18. Looking into their eyes and knowing they Love you
19 Midnight phone calls that last for hours.
20. Running through sprinklers.
21. Laughing for absolutely no reason at all.
22. Having someone tell you that you're beautiful.
23. Laughing at an inside joke with FRIENDS
25. Accidentally overhearing someone say something nice about you.
26. Waking up and realizing you still have a few hours left to sleep.
27. Your first kiss (either the very first or with a new partner).
28. Making new friends or spending time with old ones.
29. Playing with a new puppy.
30. Having someone play with your hair.
31. Sweet dreams.
32. Hot chocolate.
33. Road trips with friends.
34. Swinging on swings.
35. Making eye contact with a cute stranger.
36. Making chocolate chip cookies.
37. Having your friends send you homemade cookies.
38 Holding hands with someone you care about.
39 Running into an old friend and realizing that some things (good or bad) never change.
40. Watching the expression on someone's face as they open a much desired present from you.
41. Watching the sunrise.
42. Getting out of bed every morning and being grateful for another beautiful day.
43. Knowing that somebody misses you.
44. Getting a hug from someone you care about deeply.
45. Knowing you've done the right thing, no matter what other people think.

OH MY FREAKING GOSH!! YOU MADE IT TO THE EPICALLY EPIC END OF MY EPIC PROFILE YOU LUCKY DUCK!! YOU WIN!!

OH, YOU WANTED TO KNOW WHAT YOU WON? WELL, I SORT OF MEANT THE WARM FUZZY FEELING THAT COMES WITH READING SOMEONE'S FREAKISHLY LONG PROFILE :P THAT'S WHAT YOU WIN. YOU'RE WELCOME.