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Author has written 1 story for Junjō Romantica.

I couldn't figure out how to do this forever! I'm so stupid!

people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I'm LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSS DRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FAN GIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUN HAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist

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Innocence by kit-kat-151 reviews
(Light x L: Romance, Fluff, Melodrama, Silliness and Angst ) L and Light are handcuffed together! Light is desperate to hide his feelings from the detective and L, well, L hasn't quite worked out how he feels...
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,651 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 10/12/2018 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Light Y., L
Random JR Drabbles by FreshPrinceLover reviews
As I'm sure you can tell by the tittle these are just random drabbles inspired by random words, enjoy :D!
Junjō Romantica - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 9,815 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/27/2016 - Published: 8/31/2009 - A. Usami, Misaki T.
Death Note Dreaming by DeathByConformity44 reviews
After L has put cameras in Light's room, Light comes home to find a strange man on his bed. It could only be L. LxLight Strong Yaoi Content. OC's.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 212,948 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 11/20/2014 - Published: 4/11/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
rebirth by otherworldsthanthese reviews
HIATUS.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 34 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Light Y., L
Nine Months of Investigation by Recalled to Life reviews
Soon after being handcuffed together, L gets Light pregnant... It's an awkward miracle! :D Don't question it!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 17,114 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
Junjou Drabbles by Yukiko Hirohara reviews
Drabbles based on life, friends, love, school, every day drama and crack. Oh, and dreams! These drabbles are extremely dangerous. If you want to go insane, read! If you like sanity, leave. Now. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY.
Junjō Romantica - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 162 - Words: 13,867 - Reviews: 649 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/25/2012 - Published: 12/11/2009
Watch What You Think! by Yukiko Hirohara reviews
Watch What You Think! - Takahashi Misaki and Usami Akihiko both hit their heads at the same time! after a day Misaki had noticed he heard someones thoughts and voice in his head, Akihiko had also noticed, what will happen next?
Junjō Romantica - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,060 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/25/2012 - Published: 12/11/2009 - A. Usami, Misaki T. - Complete
Reward by MagnusLR reviews
a magical juice makes Misaki show his true emotions. Finally finished, and I have finally finished checking it... it has not change much but I hope its better.. OVO
Junjō Romantica - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,853 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 6/19/2011 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Misaki T., A. Usami - Complete
Love Me Again by Clara Clover reviews
Because of an accident, Usagi-san lost his memories and it also affected his personality. Haruhiko took this chance wisely and began to aim for Misaki!The final chapter is up!
Junjō Romantica - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,907 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 5/16/2011 - Published: 10/3/2009 - A. Usami, Misaki T. - Complete
Boredom by Kousagi Angel reviews
Usagi-san is bored so he decides to play with his little Misaki. Short stories centering around the Romantica couple.
Junjō Romantica - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,509 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 1/6/2011 - Published: 9/27/2009 - A. Usami, Misaki T.
Junjou Romantica Tales by junjoulover14 reviews
this is my first little drabble on here and there will be plenty more to come.
Junjō Romantica - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,438 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Misaki T., A. Usami
Nothing is Ever Just Nothing by Fatal in Fillory reviews
Light is chained to L and of course Light figures something out about him...He figures out he's "normal" and Light likes it...But what happened when L get's desperate to know about Light?What happens when Light believes he's fallen in love with L?LightXL
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 48,007 - Reviews: 654 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
We've Been Caught by Kira-RT reviews
Takahiro has walked in on Usagi and Misaki up to no good. What will his reaction be? Shonen-ai/Lime.
Junjō Romantica - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,830 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/8/2010 - A. Usami, Misaki T.
King of the World by Ilandere Okami reviews
L and Light are two spoiled-rotten princes of separate kingdoms used to getting what they want. When L makes an impossible demand, and Light must comply, or else his kingdom will suffer, will this act of greed change the two princes forever? LxLight
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,479 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 43 - Published: 12/6/2009 - L, Light Y.
Constant Temptation by Dragonrider4000 reviews
L suspects that Light is Kira, but he is beginning to suspect that the man he has chained himself to is something more. Just who is Light underneath, and just who is L? What does this mean for their future? NO UNDERAGE READERS. Proofing under way. LightxL
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 102 - Words: 300,611 - Reviews: 2464 - Favs: 924 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 11/19/2009 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
Frosting by YaoiLvr3 reviews
WARNING:YAOI What happens when L's burning desire for Light surpases his suspicion of him being Kira? READ TO FIND OUT!
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,387 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/14/2009 - Published: 5/13/2009 - L, Light Y.
Dear L by Shadow Dancer666 reviews
Dear L, please get pregnant. At least then you'll be forced to eat healthy, stand straight, sit normally, and sleep like a normal person. Minus the morning sickness of course. Love, Light. SEQUEL to Dear Mello; Warnings: LightxL, mpreg, foul language, AU
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,566 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 10/8/2009 - Published: 10/6/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Death Note Crossovers by The Wammy Girl reviews
Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends/Death Note in each. Rated T because Mello cusses a lot and there's some shonen-ai and lesbianess both in a good way . A few vague pairings that aren't the main focus. And Cheese. And *chocolate* milk.
Crossover - Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,771 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 6/1/2009
Death Note AD by laydee-jiraya reviews
Light discovers L's real name, and they wind up making out, after a revealing conversation. Their new feelings for each other change rapidly, however, when Light's memories of being Kira return.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,457 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 6/17/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Charming by Dlvvanzor reviews
Light and L debate Light's exact sexuality... while in bed. Not horribly graphic. Oneshot. LxLight
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,256 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 30 - Published: 7/2/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Love and Space by Miss Doll reviews
L and Light, in separate rooms. yaoi.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/28/2009 - L, Light Y.
Candy Kisses by ElliDarkena reviews
L has his suspicions about Light's feelings for him... What will become of their relationship? LxLight yaoi fanfic.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,046 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/27/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
“Onsens, Grape Juice, and Wine” by Miroku25 reviews
L takes the Task Force to the hot springs and Light doesn't like it. But Light subcomes to the intoxicating atmosphere of the hot springs soon enough, with L's help of course. L X LIGHT M rating
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,857 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/22/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Sex by Miss Doll reviews
L and Light having sex and the mess that it creates. Told in short snap shots of time.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,965 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 3/17/2009 - L, Light Y.
Sugar Cubes by KeyRing reviews
L offers Light a sugar cube before going to bed. L/Light, yaoi, oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,413 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/4/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Sweetness by Skittles26 reviews
When Light loses his memory he becomes romantically involved with L. But when he regains his memory he can't stop loving him. Light is faced with the decision of a lifetime when he has to choose between love and justice. LightxL
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 53,213 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
Family Values by Kiira-chan reviews
Light and L are trying to be the best possible parents for two teenagers. This story includes teenage problems, yaoi and it's rated M for a good reason.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,482 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 4/15/2009 - L, Light Y.
Wedding Bells by Lady Kitara reviews
It's Light and L's wedding day and someones out to stop it. what will happen? yaoi LightxL
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,208 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Downfall by xXDark.Lord.MeloniousXx reviews
RaitoxL What is true happiness without him? Read inside for more detail. SPOILERIFIC
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 52,222 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 12/13/2007 - Published: 9/26/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete
If You Give A Mouse A Cookie by Loubhin reviews
Death Note and Invader Zim. And that, Zim, is why I disassembled your robot friend. Because he was trying to give a mouse a cookie.
Crossover - Invader Zim & Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 611 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/24/2007 - Complete
Should I be Sad or Happy? reviews
Takahiro can't handle the stress of taking care of an eight year old. Can Akihiko do any better? MisakixUsagi. I don't own Junjou Romantica. This is my first fanfiction I ever posted. Please tell me what I need to do better. The rating will go up later.
Junjō Romantica - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,567 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Misaki T., A. Usami