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Joined 05-23-09, id: 1944468, Profile Updated: 09-01-09
Author has written 3 stories for Twilight.

I'm 18

I'm from a little village in England which is never very interesting. I'm waitressing full time during my gap year and I'm off to Lincoln University next year to study Drama.

I won't lie to you. It's going to be awesome.

I try to read stories by all my reviewers but I can't make promises... I don't read anything unless it's M rated.

I don't like Jacob but I don't hate him anymore. I'm one hundred percent Team Edward.

I have an unhealthy obsession with Robert Pattinson which is only rivalled by my obsession with Twilight itself. I mean seriously I own everything he's ever been in.

Sometimes I secretly wish Stephanie Meyer would stop writing books so I can have my life back.

Often I love AH Emmett more than I love Edward just because I've come across some real good Emmetts in AH stories.

I like OOC AH. Purely because I like Twilight for what it was and I can't compare my writing to Stephanies, so I like to mix it up.

One day I'll get around to posting links for objects from my stories because I do a lot of research into every single detail, thats why it takes me a while to update a lot of the time.

Hit me up with a PM if you wanna know more. Don't be shy. I'm a pretty friendly person.

Anyone wanna do a collab?

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Insecurities and Inexperience by TwifanUK reviews
AH/OOC. Edward and Bella have been best friends all their lives and after officially becoming a couple there is only one thing standing in their way. Sex. Life can never be easy for the pair and nothing goes as planned. Between their own inexperience an
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 85,881 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 2/4/2011 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Holding Out For You by ObsessingOverEdward reviews
After her divorce, Bella starts a new life with her son. She soon meets a handsome doctor, who is dealing with his own loss and is struggling to raise his two kids. It's a story of finding strength during adversity and learning to love again
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,793 - Reviews: 18552 - Favs: 7,759 - Follows: 3,745 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Alphabet Weekends by the-glory-days reviews
Bored with their dismal love lives, best friends Edward and Bella come up with the idea of exploring the world of sex using the alphabet for the next twenty-six weekends. What happens when things go from two friends having fun to something serious? AH OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 124,991 - Reviews: 11481 - Favs: 12,074 - Follows: 6,055 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Age of Consent by littlesecret84 reviews
Bella's summer internship turns interesting when Charlie arranges for Edward to drive her to and from the courthouse. As they talk and get to know each other, the sexual attraction Bella feels from the beginning evolves into something more.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,044 - Reviews: 7038 - Favs: 4,321 - Follows: 2,413 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Screwing Up by NeuroticMuse413 reviews
A psychology experiment on dreams accidentally lands Edward in bed with his enemy’s best friend. Trapped between hate and desire, frustration and relief, he and Bella must now find a way to beg forgiveness for ever falling in love. AU, AH, rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,564 - Reviews: 695 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 427 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Face Down by SimplyDazzling reviews
Bella has a dark past and present; Charlie's an alcoholic who absuses her daily. The Cullen's are new in town, and it turns out that Edward has a story too. They find themselves in each other, but will their dark pasts come back to haunt them? OOC, BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 228,565 - Reviews: 1471 - Favs: 1,432 - Follows: 623 - Updated: 11/26/2009 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Nine Months In The Making by bemylullaby reviews
Anything can happen in nine months...a life can be created & brought into the world. Follow the journey of 6 friends who've been through everything together. They've laughed, cried & loved together...will they be able to conquer the road ahead? ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 125,637 - Reviews: 1323 - Favs: 837 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Complete
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What Women Want reviews
Something strange happens to playboy Edward Cullen when he begins writing a weekly column for his Moms magazine. Can't summarise to save my life. Just read. E/B AH OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,988 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Edward, Bella
Daddy Wasn't There reviews
Renesmee Swan has been raised by her Mother and her Grandpa Charlie. Nearing 18 she decides it is time to contact her father. Follow Edward, Bella and Renesmee as their family is finally brought together. AH lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 33,037 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 2/11/2010 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Edward, Bella
Consequences reviews
Bella is an average American teenager, fairly innocent, prone to embarrassment and clumsy. Things start to change when she moves to England to live with her workaholic father Charlie. Her new friends are rich, beautiful and fabulous. AH OOC B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,103 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Edward, Bella