So I'm the 159 part(Alexander) of the pen name. Why I'm 159 is because by the time we made this account I have been in trouble at school 159 times over small things. I happen to share this account with my twin who happens to be a hardcore goth(a daughter of Hades). I on the other am a son of Apollo...We don't know how that works but it works for us. I'm the one who you will never find online muchbecause unlike my sister I spend most of my time at school in detention mostly because of my twin. Oh and for any of the single hot ladies out there I'm single! I have my own account(AlexIsCoolerThanYou) but I never get on it.

So you wanna know who I(Alexandra) am huh? I am the Gothic and slightly more often getting suspended at my school than my twin, why they still let me go there is a mystery. I tend to start stories and when my mom finds me doing the next chapter sends me to my cousin's house to be more 'social' and more 'family caring' while in the mean time she takes everything from me (Books, lab top, art supplies, etc.). Everything below my introduction is done by me so yeah.

Word of the Day-Melancholy

LAYER ONE: ON THE OUTSIDE
Name: Alexandra
Birth date: 1994 March 13
Current Location: Arizona till the year ends
Eye Color: Mud Brown
Hair Color: Brown in the dark, Blond in the light
Righty or Lefty: Righty
Zodiac Sign: Pisces

LAYER TWO: ON THE INSIDE
Your heritage: Spanish Egyptian
Your weakness: Sunlight, I tan easily i usually have over five layers of sunblock and lotion
Your fears: What makes you think I'll say?
Your perfect pizza: Meat Pizza with extra cheese
Goal you'd like to achieve: Too many

LAYER THREE: YESTERDAY, TODAY, TOMORROW:
Your thoughts first waking up: Why the hell is my dog inside the house
Your best physical feature: Alotofpeople say it's my hair b/c it changes colors(Blond, brown or in between) with the lighting
Your bedtime: as long as O get up the next day doesn't matter
Your most missed memory:i wouldn't be missing it If I remembered it

LAYER FOUR: YOUR PICK:
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi, coke is...eww
McDonald's or Burger King: McDonald
Adidas or Nike: Nike like the Goddess of Victory
Lipton Tea or Nestea: ew tea sucks.
Chocolate or vanilla ice cream: Chocolate
Cappuccino or coffee: Cappuccino

LAYER FIVE: DO YOU?
Cuss: Yes, a lot.
Take a shower: Yes.
Have a crush: yup.
Think you've been in love: No.
Want to get married: If it happens... but I don't personally think it will.
Believe in yourself: yes.
Think you're a health freak: No that is my twin.

LAYER SIX: IN THE PAST MONTH
Gone to the mall: Yes, unfortunatly.
Been on stage: Yes
Been dumped: No.
Gone skating: Nope.
Dyed your hair: Nope.

LAYER SEVEN: HAVE YOU EVER
Played a stripping game: No.
Got beaten up: I beat people up not get beaten up
Changed who you were to fit in: I think everyone does to some extent. But no, no reall.

LAYER EIGHT: GETTING OLD
Age your hoping to be married: Like I said, if it happens it happens.
Age your hoping to have kids: See above

LAYER NINE: IN A BOY/GIRL
Best eye color: Blue or Green
Best hair color: Black
Long or Short? Long.

LAYER TEN: WHAT WERE YOU DOING?
1 MINUTE AGO: Doing this survey.
1 HOUR AGO: Napping.
1 YEAR AGO: OMG! My cousin Alice's Bday today and Last year as well!

LAYER ELEVEN: FINISH THE SENTENCE
I LOVE: the way my crush blushes at everything.
I FEEL: that i might have scared him off last week.
I HATE: when my TWIN reads my rough draft chapters
I HIDE: my rough drafts from my TWIN
I MISS: the way I was last year.

6 Truths of Life

1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue

2. All idiots after reading this will try it

3. The first truth is a lie.

are now laughing at your own stupidity

5. You will put this on your profile

6. You still have a stupid smile on your face

Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't. (( HA. IM NOT AVERAGE :DDDD TAKE THAT SUCKERS :3 ))

this is this cat

this is is cat

this is how cat

this is to cat

this is keep cat

this is a cat

this is retard cat

this is busy cat

this is for cat

this is forty cat

this is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what,
and if you stand up 4 him he will stand up for you.

If you absolutely LOVE to sing even though you may or may not suck copy and paste this onto your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a chocoholic copy this into your profile

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have more than 100 books in your room, copy this into your profile.

If you think that people who don't like PJO are crazy/stupid/losers, copy this into yor profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, Chocolate Chan, Staring.out.my.flooded.window, Bloodied Sand, Black and Beautiful,blossomheartxoxo,CrUsHeD CaNdY kIsSeS,fairy246, The.One.And.Onlii.Bethii, Sister to the Dark Lord, Curlscat,Alexa159

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you can listen to a song and match some of the lyrics up to your life copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever made up your own language just for fun, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing copy and paste this into your profile.

if there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

When life gives you lemons, give it back and yell, "Why can't you give me money?!"

When life throws you lemons, throw 'em back and yell, "It's on Bitch!"

When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!

Constipated people don't give a crap.

Music is like candy - you throw away the rappers.

I'm part of the ANTI-HADES HATERS club, copy and paste onto your profile, ad your name to the list, and tell DaughterofPoseidon32498 that you did! GO HADES!!-DaughterofPoseidon32498, Alexa159

I'm a part of the ZEUS IS AN IDIOT club, copy and paste on to your profile, and add your name to the list and tell Happyfish that you did!-sweetyamiyuggigirl, Happyfish, Percabethfan98, Annabeth Supporter, Ismeme Daughter of Athena, lord of darkness35, and Happyfish, DaughterofPoseidon32498, Alexa159

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Colombian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

ACTUAL PRODUCT LABELS THAT SCARE ME:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( I'll be asleep then so I can't use it).

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...And why do you bother to ask?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts(sarcasm).)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Read please. Show that you care.

My name is chris,
I am three,
My eyes are swolen shut,
I cannot see.

I must be stupid,
I must be bad,
what else could have made,
My daddy so mad?

I wish i were better,
I wish i weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy,
Would still want to hug me.

I can't do a wrong,
I can't speak at all,
Or else i'm locked up,
All day long.

When im awake,
I'm all alone,
The house is so dark,
My folk's aren't home.

Whem my mommy does come home,
I'll try to be nice,
So maybe i'll just get,
One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car,
My daddy is back,
From charlie's bar.

I heard him curse,
My name is called,
I'm so afraid now,
I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping,
Calls me ugly words,
He says its my fault,
He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me,
And yells at me more,
I finally get free,
And run to the door...

He's already locked it,
And i start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me,
Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor,
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues,
With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!" I scream,
But its too late,
His face had been twisted,
into an unimaginable shape.

The hurt and pain,
Again and again,
O please God, have mercy!
O please let it end!

And he finally stops,
And heads for the door,
Where i lie motionless,
Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Chris,
I am three,
Tonight my daddy,
Murdered me.

And you can help me,
sickens me to the soul,
If you read this and don't pass it on.

I pray for your forgivness,
You would have to be,
One heartless person,
Not to be affected,
By this poem.

And because you ARE affected,
Do something about it!
So all i ask you to do,
Is pass it on!

At least 5 children each day, from around the world, die from child abuse

If you think Alexandra Daddario is completely the wrong choice to be playing Annabeth and want a re-cast, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: believeinthegods, Athena'sChild, ZoeNightshade2214, DaughterofPoseidon32498, Alexa159

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6, GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx, Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc., AVirgoGirl, xcheergrlx3, Mrs.DiAngelo, Nico's Future Wife, DaughterofPoseidon32498, Alexa159

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.

R.I.P.- Zoe Nightshade, Bianca diAngelo, Castor(son of Mr. D), Pan, Quintus/Daedulus, Lee Fletcher, Silena, Beckendorf, Michael and all of the other Demigods who fell fighting for Camp Half-Blood.

They will never be forgotten

I am that girl,
The one who likes book more than boys.
The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy
The one who always wonders what she did wrong
The one who writes to escape
The one who just wants to help
The one that really wants to make a difference
The one that sticks to her values
The one that refuses to believe that this is it
The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow
The one who won't give in
The one won't give up
-by linguisticsrock, Copy and Paste if you can relate to this.

female come backs
pick up line comebacks, add to it

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Woman: Did it hurt when you were dropped on your head repeatedly as a baby?

Man: Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!
Woman: Really? I have the incredible urge to plant my foot up your @.

Man: Man your so Beautiful that I can die.
Woman: But will you stay dead?

YOUR GUY SIDE:

xYou love hoodies.
xYou love jeans.
xDogs are better than cats.
xIt's hilarious when people get hurt.
xYou've played with/against boys on a team.
xShopping is torture.
xSad movies suck.
xYou own/ed an X-Box.
xPlayed with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
xYou own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
xYou own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
xYou used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
xBaggy pants are cool to wear.
xIt'skinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
x Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
x You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
xSports are fun
xTalk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night

TOTAL: 18

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

xYou wear lip gloss/chapstick.
You love to shop.
xYou wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
x Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
xYou were in gymnastics/dance?
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
xYou smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
xYou love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing

TOTAL: 6 (I'm a girl...wow...I'm actally okay with this...I'm more like my brother)

So, here's how it works:

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool... and a lot of the songs fit with the setting

Opening Credits: Avalon-Supernatrual High
Waking Up: Mew Pudding Theme (sooo...monkey music will wake me?)
First Day At School: Trainwreck-Demi Lovato
Falling In Love: Believe in Me-Demi Lovato
Fight Song: My Sweetheart-Tokyo Mew Mew
Breaking Up: Love Story-Talor Swift (im gonna fall in love while i'm breaking up?)
Prom night: I Can Hear The Bells- Hairspray
Life: Yuuki no Uta Violin
Mental Breakdown: Cruella De Vil-Selena Gomez (always knewthatshe'll make me go into a mental state)
Driving: River Flows in You-Yiruma (fasten your seat belts this song makes me fall asleep! XD)
Flashback: Still Doll-Vampire Knight
Getting back together: Hey There Delilah - Plain White T's
Wedding: Paranoid- Jonas Brothers (go to Hell Alex! Why did you put this in my Itunes Library!)
Birth of Child: Happy Birthday (japanese version)
Final Battle: Hey- Mithchell Musso
Funeral Song: When You Look Me In The Eyes- Jonas Brothers (some how i knew The J-Brothers will kill me some day...)
Final Credits: The New Girl In Town-Hairspray (wait isn't it the end?)

BEST FRIENDSN FRIENDS:
FRIENDS:never ask anything to eat or drink
BESTFRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food
FREINDS:Call your parents M. Mrs and grandma and grandpa
BESTFRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMS AND GRANDPA
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail
BESTFRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying DAMN we screwed up
FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night
BESTFRIENDS: Will pick out "The Ring" for movie night then scare you and herself in the process
FRIENDS: Never seen you cry
BESTFRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore
FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and say nice to meet you
BESTFRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and scare the shit out of him by threatening to break every bone in his body if he hurts your bestfriend
FRIENDS: Will say you can do better
BESTFRIENDS: Will call him and say"you have seven days to live"
FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying
BESTFRIENDS:Already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry
FRIENDS: Will help you move
BESTFRIENDS: Will help you move a dead body
FRIENDS: helps you up when you fall
BESTFRIENDS: continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"
FRIENDS: gives you their umbrella in the rain
BESTFRIENDS: takes yours and says, "RUN, -Bitch- RUN!"
FRIENDS: wipes your tears when your rejected
BESTFRIENDS: goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Tell you that you look nice.
BESTFRIENDS: Say your outfit looks like throw up, andthenhelp you find a new one 10 minutes before school starts.
FRIENDS: Say "good luck" when you go get your ears pierced.
BESTFRIENDS: Help pick out your studs, take before&after pictures of your earlobes, and then put up with the unending questions and mirror-staring.
FRIENDS: Roll their eyes when you start rambling yet again about your boyfriend (the fourth time that night).
BESTFRIENDS: Start gushing with you.
FRIENDS: Smile when you get obsessed with something.
BESTFRIENDS: Get obsessed with you.
FRIENDS: Say "see you later!"
BESTFRIENDS: Say "I LUUUUUHHHVVV you! DON'T LEAAVVEE!" and then tackle/hug you.
FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number
BESTFRIENDS: Has you on speed dial
FRIENDS: Forgive you.
BESTFRIENDS: Hold a fake grudge against you until you let them borrow a hair band.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later
BESTFRIENDS:Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad .. heres a tissue"
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you
BESTFRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life
FREINDS:Will leave you behind if thats what everyone else is doing
BESTFRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd asses that left you
FRIENDS: Tell jokes with you.
BESTFRIENDS: Have countless inside jokes with you.
FRIENDS: Tell you that you're the most annoying thing on earth.
BESTFRIENDS: Say the same thing, except then they laugh and say "I guess that counts for me too!"
FRIENDS: Annoy you.
BESTFRIENDS: Annoy you, but then make you laugh
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door
BESTFRIENDS:Would walk right in and say,"IM HOME"
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell
BESTFRIENDS: Already know not to tell
FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies)
BESTFRIENDS: Are for life
FRIENDS:Will be there to take your drink away when they think youve had enough
BESTFRIENDS:Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl drink the rest of that you know we dontwaste
FRIENDS: comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend
BEST FRIENDS: go over to his house and kick his ass
FRIENDS: tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house
BEST FRIENDS: best friends are the ones getting fined by the police with you
FRIENDS: Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline
BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping right after you
FRIENDS: come over every couple of months for a sleepover
BEST FRIENDS: are your weekend boarders
FRIENDS: are offended when you make fun of them
BEST FRIENDS: kick your ass and all's forgiven
FRIENDS: are shy aroundyour boyfriend
BEST FRIENDS: will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine
FRIENDS: don't see you if you're sick
BEST FRIENDS: are why you're sitting in bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone
FRIENDS:dare you to scream into the street
BEST FRIENDS: dare you to go streaking
FRIENDS: call you retarded for running threw bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!" (don't ask you don't want to know)
BEST FRIENDS: are screaming and running with you
FREINDS: Will ignore this
BESTFRIENDS:Will repost this crap.

95 percentage of teens would cry if they saw the Jonas Brothers at the top of a skyscraper about to? jump.
Copy and paste this EVERYWHERE if you are in the 5 that would shout "Jump assholes!" (same goes for Miley Cyrus)

95% of teens would cry if Justin Bieber was about to jump off a sky scraper, 4% would be in lawn chairs with snacks and refreshments watching him fall, if you are the 1% that would be up there about to push him off copy and paste this to your profile.

One day your prince will come. Mine? He took a wrong turn, got lost, and was to stubborn to ask for directions.

I'm not so good at advice; may I intrest you in a sarcastic reply?

I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh, the fun I will have.

My favorite word is sarcasm.

Please don't drop cigarette buds on the floor, the cockroaches are getting cancer.

God created boys before girls because every true artist creates a rough draft before a masterpiece.

If Wal-mart is lowering their prices everyday, how come the store isn't free yet?

Sarcasm doesn't work on a sarcastic person.

Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?

If you think that "morning people" should all disappear and spread their six am cheer with the rest of the universe! copy and paste this into your profile.

LOVE is like a double ended sword. Which ever person breaks off the relationship both people get hurt. At least that's what they think. While you sit there laughing because the other person just got hit with your side too.

Here's a joke...The 10 Commandments of a Teenager!
1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(Why wait that long?)
2) Thou shall not do drugs.
(Alcohol lasts longer, not to mention it's cheaper.)
3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Walmart has a bigger selection.)
4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(Destruction has a bigger effect, and why the hell would you let yourself get arrested?!)
5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(Everyone knows grandma has more money.)
6) Thou shall not get into fights.
(Just start them.)
7) Thou shall not skip class.
(Just take the whole day off.)
8) Thou shall not kiss boys in school.
(Kiss them outside insted.)
9) Thou shall not worry about tests.
(Just cheat on them: better marks.)
10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(Just leave 'm in the middle.)

there are 3 men who need to get across a lake...
the 1st one prays to God asking for the strength to get across...
he gets big muscles and swims across...
but almost dies 5 times...
the 2nd 1 prays to God for the strength and the tools he needs to get across...
he gets his big muscles and boat and rows across...
but he almost dies 3 times...
the 3rd 1 prays to God, for the strength, tools, and the brains...
he turns into a woman...
walks 4 yards...
and crosses the bridge

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
You talk to yourself a lot.
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someones liver?')
After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, 'Holy crap, this stuff is great for sugar highs...'
You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
You tend to collectBic Sticks off the groundlikepicking pennies off the ground.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.
People think you have A.D.D.
You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.
(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
PJO FANS:will tell Zeus to make it rain

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS!

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
PJO FANS:won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you!
PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid
PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood

NORMAL PEOPLE:dont have this on their profile
PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!

PREP

You own a cell phone.
You own something from abercrombie
You own something from pacsun
you own something from Hollister
You own something from American Eagle
You love/like going to the mall.
You own an iPod/MP3 player.
You love Starbucks.
You have been called a brat.
You hate buying things that are on sale
You have more than one house
Total : 5

GOTHIC

Black is one of your favorite colors.
You have thought about death.
You wear chains.
You like heavy metal.
You've shopped at Hot Topic.
You have worn black lipstick.
Your hair was/is dark.
You dislike preps.
You're an athiest/ satanist/agnostic.
Total : 8

PUNK

You can skateboard
You've worn plaid.
You like Converse
You hate MTV
You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair.
You dislike pink.
You hate/dislike preps.
You wear/wore skateboarding shoes.
Total : 7

GEEK

You love the computer.
You like Harry Potter
You are supposed to wear glasses/contacts
You get straight A's.
You love/like reading.
You were/are in band
You don't care what you look like.
You have a curfew.
You always do your homework.
You never miss school unless you're sick.
Total : 6

EMO

You cut yourself over depression
You have been depressed.
You have black rimmed glasses.
You like the band Evanescence
You cry easily
You like emo music. (Well, believe or not, people consider Evanescence an emoish band.)
You hate being called emo.
You keep/have kept a journal/diary.
You have written a sad poem
you think emo chicks/Guys are hot
Total : 7

GHETTO/GANGSTA

You like rap.
You are/was in a gang.
You wear/wore rubberbands in your pants.
You swear once in a while or alot
You have freestyled.
You have worn high tops with the tongue flipped out.
You can break dance
Total : 1

HARDCORE/SCENE

You like loud music
You love/loved the Ninja Turtles
You never walk anywhere.
You wear slip-on shoes.
You wear/wore Vans.
You like the band panic! at the disco
You wear band t-shirts.
People have called you a freak and meant it.
You love to "hardcore" dance
hair has been died more than 1 color
Total: 7

ATHLETIC

You watch/watched the Superbowl.
You own track shoes or other sports related shoes.
You collect your jerseys.
you have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards
You have posters or plaques of famous athletes.
your garage consists of sports equipment
You belong/belonged to a school team.
You are going/did go to a sports summer camp
You have a specific number (22 is my track number)
Total : 6

Let's see Ima Punk, Goth, Hardcore scene, oh and Emo

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a btch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to Hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kindof girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. (or maybe I just don’t like to eat things that used to have a face)
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST be a WHORE with a BIG BUTT
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA...(what?)
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.(I wlak because my older brother uses my car too often that it seems like his)
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social...
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual. (I only do so because i have a twin brother and i love to play pranks on people and watch him get the fall)
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. (Don't Lable Me!)
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I’m HOMESCHOOLED so I MUST be a SOCIAL REJECT with no friends, or a SPELLING BEE winner.
I used to CUT so I'm EMO

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot,

who calls you back when you hang up on him,

who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat.

Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy that kisses your forhead,

who keeps your picture in his wallet,

who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants,

who holds your hand in front of all his freinds,

who thinks your beautiful without makeup,

one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you,

THE one who turns to his friends and says THATS HER

This blonde is driving down an old country road when she spots another blonde in a wheat field rowing a boat.

She pulls over to the side of the road and stops the car. Staring in disbelief, she stands at the side of the road to watch the woman for a while.

When she can't stand it any more, she calls out to the blonde in the field,
'Why are you rowing a boat in the middle of the field?'

The blonde in the field stops rowing and responds, 'Because it is an ocean of wheat.'

The blonde standing at the side of the road is furious. She yells at the blonde in the field,

'It is dumb blondes like you that give the rest of us a bad name.'

The blonde in the field just shrugs her shoulders and begins rowing again.

The blonde on the side of the road is beside herself and shakes her fist at the blonde in the field yelling,
'If I could swim, I would come out there and kick your butt!"

If you hate those mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy and paste this on your profile

If you like being utterly random copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventalated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile

92 percent of the population has moved onto rap. If your one of the two percent who still rocks, copy and paste this on your profile

If you've ever laughed so hard tears streamed down your face, you banged your repeatedly on a table, and received weird looks from everyone in the immediate vicinity, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever had an argument with yourself and LOST, copy and paste this on you profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever zoned out for five consecutive minutes copy this on your profile

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the conversation copy this on your profile (You have NO idea)

Too many people are on crack. If you're not, then add this to your bio.

Drugs are bad news. (No DUH!) Spread the word.

If you think girls should rule the world and that it would be a better place copy this onto your profile

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!!.

If you have ever done anything stupid in your life, copy and paste this into your profile (A comment from Sister to the Dark Lord: Who hasn't?)

If your friends act like idiots and you keep relativley sane copy and paste this into your profile

If you tend to laugh your arse off at funny FanFics and everyone thinks you're wierd copy and paste this into your profile

Copy this, and fill it out!
Favourite food:Pasta
Favourite Saying: "Screw Education! Fight for you life!" -Carter Mason
Favourite Commercial: The reasons why you should quit your job one. It's awesome
Best Day of your life: When I found out PJO was going to the big Screen
Pet Peeve: Text talk
If I ran the world: FINALLY.
Would you rather swim in dog crap or eat bird poo: dog crap
Who do you think you'll marry?: NO ONE
Favourite color: Black
Are you ninja, dinosaur, or robot?: Ninja
What websites do you use the most?: fanfiction
Favorite movie: Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Lightning Theif
Would you say you're immature?: Yes
What do you do with friends: Friends? I'm not a Social Butterfly...shudders
What was the highlight of your day: In Class a teacher asked me a question, in which I was half asleep, I shouted "I'm inocent(sp?)!"
What is you're super power: Invisibility
Hobby: Reading and writting

You are a Don't Fuck With Me Seme!

Serious and to the point, and sometimes bordering on the sadistic, it takes a special breed of uketosatisfy your needs. You tend to be anti-social with little patience for most people. You need someone to challenge you and push you to your limits, and then be able to take your intense reactions, which possibly involves rope and sensual torture. This is what makes the Badass Uke the yin for your yang, as you're the only one able to put them in line and satisfy each other.

Most compatible with:Badass Uke
Least compatible with:Dramatic Uke, Innocent Uke, Clueless Uke

REPOST THE OTHERS IF YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY OR DUMB!(But i think you won't post it if you think it's dumb)

http:///parodyhumor.htm

Links to the Stories in which i borrowed charaters from!

Jesse and Mark - http://www.fanfiction.ws/s/5568947/1/

Drella - http://www.fanfiction.ws/s/4958610/1/

M&Ms - http://www.fanfiction.ws/s/5845710/1/

Armani and Selene - http://www.fanfiction.ws/s/5888288/1/Broken_Bow_Book_3_Counterpart

I was told the i was rude, mean, son of a b, suethor, flamer, a wanna-be writership member, and that i want to be in quote,'Zoe Nightshade's, Aish Sheva's, and Theia47's little crew',end quote. Let me get this straight...clears throught I DO NOT WANT TO BE IN THE WRITERSHIP OR THEIR LITTLE CREW. I AM A MEAN RUTHLESS SON OF A B AS SOME WOULD SAY AT LEAST I ADMIT THAT I CAN BE A SUETHOR OR OF A AUTHOR WHO MAKES THEIR CHARACTERS OOC! SO WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT!? And I have five words to say to those who complain to me about all this stuff: Let the Flame Wars begin.

well im done