What's worse than the Clown Prince of Crime? The Clown Prince of Crime with a fever. Rated for language, violence, and briefly disgusting content, but mostly for safety.

Sometimes you end up helping the villain, when all you intended was to bring him in. Sequel to Act Like We Are Fools. Rated for gore.

The Doctor and the Master kiss under the mistletoe. Written for a prompt on the LiveJournal community best enemies

In which Ianto takes a long walk home and has a TARDIS crash land on his porch. Includes a young Doctor, several Masters, and way too many shots of hypervodka. Mild warning for the Master abusing time differentials to get the last...word in. cough

On a trip to the 20th century, Q plays a prank on a group of humans. Picard is not amused. The deeply religiously sensitive may want to avoid this, although it mocks hypocrisy more than Christianity.

Q2 tells the story of the most embarrassing thing that ever happened to Q, from the POV of James T. Kirk. Features genderswapped Q trying to go incognito and Trelane as time-displaced small child Q Jr. Humor.

There are things Giles will never know. Giles/Ethan, set post-series. This story includes references spoilers to events in the Buffy Season 8 comics #3 and #4, but not to any later comics developments.

Last week Picard snapped and humiliated Q in front of the bridge crew. Now Q is looking for payback. SLASH, darkfic, elements of noncon or dubcon, you take your pick. This is not my usual Picard or my usual Q. Be forewarned.

The Master has randomly kidnapped The Doctor and has him on Skull Crusher Mountain. Song Inspired. Skull Crusher Mountain by Jonathan Coulton. Semi-Crack. AU.

The Master finds the Doctor in a compromising situation. Drabble. AU.

This could only end badly, but he couldn't help but go along for the ride. Joker/Crane. Sequel to Mad Friends.

The Master unveils his latest weapon...and unleashes it on the Doctor! A cracky one-shot.

Joker wasn't the only one Harleen Quinzel treated. The story of her fall to darkness through the eyes of her patient and friend, Jonathan Crane. Rated M to be safe.

Xander's convinced it's Hellmouthy, but probably it's just the flu.

He shifts in his seat, and waits for the first moment he can leave. She asks him why he looks so dour at her wedding, and he won't tell her. Jack/Jordan

The Master and the Doctor have a chat at the scene of a Masterly triumph... or so he thinks. Ten, Simm Master. Mild Master/Lucy. AU, or maybe not... you decide. Short.

“I always wanted to be this girl,” she told him, voice thick with memories of old movies and teenage fantasies. Jack/Jordan, oneshot.

“Sounds like we both need a little spontaneity.” There’s just a hint of wistfulness in her voice and he can’t help but see a younger Jordan, her legs curled up in her chair, her hair coming undone, ready to take on the world. JackJordan, post107, oneshot

Q accidentally almost kills Troi, and runs to Picard for help. QP, and fit to rot yer teeth, so be warned. Some healthy angst, too.

Wash is both easily bored and easily amused. And Jayne should know better than to mess up Simon's infirmary. Or wear mittens, or speak at all....

OneShot. Shameless MalSimon. The crew is relaxing, and during a game, Mal is teased into action, surprising Simon and himself. Yes, there are smoochies... :P

Ethan Rayne has his own opinion about what constitutes amends, as owed by a vampire to his victim. Or by a chaos mage to his oldest friend.

Xander flees to the place Scoobies go when they can't be near the Slayer any more. But the Hellmouth has a few last kicks in the gut to land before it's done with everyone. GilesXander. Complete in 6 parts.

Rupert, this is my friend Ethan. Don't believe a word he says.

“Jack blinks, and in that split second of black he sees her, him, them pressed against the wall of a clean bathroom stall in a chic nightclub.” [Preseries, JackJordan, One shot.]

Giles rescues Ethan from the Initiative soldiers at the end of A New Man, but takes a bit of revenge at the same time. GilesxEthan.

Danny/Matt, slash. This was their year of living dangerously.

Everyone gets old in the end. Even heroes and villains. Not quite slash.

An injury puts Mal out of commission and forces him to realise that sometimes you have to trust that even when you can't crawl, there's those that will carry you. MalSimon hurt comfort.

TNG LotR crossover. Picard Q. Marriage, honeymoon to Middle Earth.

Rayne and Giles on the road to Shanghaiand to find out if the past can be reclaimed

Xander/Ripper during Band Candy. *This has to stop, he knows. It's all a question of willpower.*

The truth behind Giles' escape from the Bringer and how he got those papers from the Watchers