GrimmjowsMaster-D.O.G
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Joined 03-09-09, id: 1861557, Profile Updated: 01-10-11
Author has written 2 stories for Bleach.

Who: me

What: don't ask

When: now (duh)

Where: in my room

Why: cause the world could use some more insanity -cantfindnobodyascrazyasme-

I'm not into yaoi that much, only a li'l here and there, (no offence to those who like it) But I do wish someone would do a GrimmjawxPandera. X3 You know, one of him would be him, and the other would be him in his release form. You could say, like, Aizen or Szayl did an experiment that split his two sides apart or something. That would be so hot!XD or maybe I'm just weird... the whole idea was inspired by this picture I saw of Grimmjaw in his two forms, and the regular Grimmjaw was licking the release form Grimmjaw. I don't know why but that picture really turns me on. X3 If you think you could do that, please e-mail me and let me know, I can try and send you the picture if you haven't seen it. It's so SMEXYX3 -drool- (like I said before, I'm a phyco)

Yeeeeaaaahh T,T never done this before, so there. I know you didn't really come here to hear about me, but, seeing as I have no one to talk to (save my self) I'm going to tell you about me anyway. XP Warning: You have no idea what you're in for -heh heh-

Hair: brown

Eyes: change color

Height: 5 "10" (still growing)

Age: just try and guess BP

Likes: -takes deep breath- anime, manga, reading, writing, fanfics, MASH, rambling incessantly, food, eating food, ancient cultures, boys (in general, better than girls) drawing, country, riding horses, sleeping, sports, blood (seriously, I think I have a blood fetish or something), fighting, gore, violence, GRIMMJAW JAGGERJACK (HE IS SO MINE! Grimmy: -grins sadistically- "Right!"), JIMMY BUFFET, people who review (ya rock) blah blah blahbady blahblah.

Dislikes: PREPS, rap, my sister XP, Twillight (vampires don't sparkle!!), dogs, soap (its out to take over the world), people who interrupt me when I write, technology, SPELLING (I am mentally incapable of it (in case you couldn't tell)), girls (though I don't mind some kinds, depends on the variation), being sick, giving speeches, and last and most defiantly least, humans

Animes: BLEACH, Hellsing, The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzamia, Lucky Star, Inu Yasha, Death Note, Elfen Lied, Lovely Complex

Books: Forbidden Game, To Kill A Mockingbird, anything Edgar Allan Poe, anything Stephen King

Movies: Labyrinth, The Grinch Who Stole Christmas (with real actors), Sweeny Todd

TV shows: M*A*S*H, Monk, Lost World, Bones

Favorite Artists: Male; Jimmy Buffet, Blake Shelton, Trace Adkins, Toby Keith. Female; Martina McBride, Faith Hill, Hayley Westenra
Favorite Band: Three Days Grace, Apocalyptica, M.S.I.

Motto: Don't doubt me

Quotes:
People feel the need to prove to me just how dumb they can be on a daily basis
Humans have hope because they can't see death standing right behind them -Rukia Kuchiki
People were born to die
Everyone is out to change the world, all the while, not realizing the world is changing them
You say you know me... then why can't you see its all just a mask

Loves: GRIMMJOW X3 (pervy thoughts)

Favorite parings:

1. GrimmjowxMe (jk... maybe)

2. GrimmjowxAnyone

3. Anyone BleachxAny of my OCs

4. UlquiorraxOrahime

5. IchigoxRukia

6. HichigoxIchigo

7.UraharaxYuroichi

My Bleach Harem:

Mane Concubine & King:

1. Grimmjaw

Other Concubines:

2. Gin

3. Hichigo

4. Nnoitra

5. Stark

6. Kenpachi

7. Szayel

8. Ichigo

9. Urahara

10. Chad

11. Uryu

12. Shinji

13. Nova

Yaaayyy~ go meee~ I love them all so much (but i love my Grimm-kitty the best) and they all, well, they tolerate me. -whole harem yells at once- "SHUT UP!" -cries into Gin's shirt- me: "no love" TTATT

Pick 12 male characters from a fandom and number them one to twelve, then answer these cracktastic questions...

1.Gin
2. D-Roy
3.Urahara
4. Stark
5. Ikaku
6. Hichigo
7. Kenpachi
8. Noitra
9. Ishin
10. Zangetsu
11. Shinji
12. Grimmjaw

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Hichigo/Shinji, cant say I ever have. sounds interesting though.

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Hell! Yeah!

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Grimmjaw got Nnoitra pregnant?... ... ... ok... I really doubt he would take ownership of the child.

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?
Ishin... no, not really

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Hichigo/D-Roy? Poor D-Roy.

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Ikaku/Ishin or Ikaku/Zangetsu? ...er...um... Ikaku/Zangetsu?

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Kenpachi walked in on D-Roy and Grimmjaw having sex?

Kenpachi ran from room to room in Los Noches, searching, hunting for a battle. He couldn't tell where he had come from or even what paths he had already been down, everything looked the same here, but that didn't matter to him. Turning, he opened another random door, stepping in to the dimly lit room it concealed. He froze. Sprawled out on a bed situated in one of the four corners of the room, was the blue haired arrancar. He was completely naked and tied up. One of his fraccions, the young goofy one with the bad teeth, was riding him like crazy, emitting strange moaning noises. They were both sweaty and the blue haired Espada seemed to be struggling with whether he liked this or not. Grinning manically, Kenny chuckled, turning as he closed the door behind him. "looks like you already have your own battle."

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

It had been there, in his underground cellar, training the orange haired boy, that he had first met him, and from that moment on, he did everything in his power to bring him back out.

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Gin/Nnoitra? probably, somewhere, I can't think of one.

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Battle's My Band-aid

11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?

Stark deflowering Gin?
Slightly crack, payback, Gin wakes Stark up from his nap, um, I don't really know.

12. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Probably, I mean, who doesn't like a good Nnoitra/Neil fic?

13. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Sadly, no. -grumbles to self-

14. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

D-Roy/Stark/Ikaku. yeah right

15. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

Bankai

16. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Burn

17. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

GIN/HICHIGO/GRIMMJAW!! THEY ARE MY TOP THREE!! THAT WOULD BE SO AWESOME!! LOVE THEM!!
Warning: extreem smut, language, yoai, imoral acts, indeesnet use of a bannanna, and many more

18. What might be a good pick up line for Ten to use on Two?

"Hi, I couldn't help but notice you from across the room, and was wondering... do you believe in love at first sight?"

19. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

months ago

20. What is Six's super secret kink?

-looks both ways- horsey likes to be ridden, got a King/Horse fetish

. Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?

Maybe... if he was really drunk.

22. If Three and Seven get together, who tops?

I have no clue. that is just so far out there I can't even wrap my brain around it.

23. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3). "

Okay, basicly Gin and Kenpachi are in a happy relationship until Ishin runs off with Stark. Gin, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Shinji and a brief unhappy affair with Grimmjaw, then follows the wise advice of Ikaku and finds true love with Urahara

24. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

OH MY AIZEN!! FINALY! IN SOME SICK AND TWINSTED WAY THAT IS SO RIGHT!!!

Okay, here are the rules. Pick twelve characters, either yours or someone elses and answer the questions. Don't look at the questions until after you pick the characters. No cheating ;)

1) Kenpachi
2)Gin
3)Szayle
4)Nnoitra
5)Hichigo
6) Soeluna
7) D-Roy
8)Mayri
9) Grimmjaw
10)Shinji
11)Stark
12)Ichigo

1) Six, seven, and eight all go out to dinner, where do they go, what do they eat, and who pays?

Soeluna, D-Roy, and Mayuri, hun? Lopster! they would go somewere that served lopster! Don't know why. D-Roy would have to pay (poor D-Roy)

2) Twelve and nine go on a date, where do they go, how does it go?

Grimmjaw and Ichigo -stifles laughter- well, they would probably go to an amusement park or something. They'd probably end up getting in a fight and recking the place though and potetialy killing eachother.

3) Four and six have a daughter, what’s her name, what is she like?

Aww, Nnoitra and Soeluna. She would be named lilly and she would be arrogent and snippy like her dad, but she would have her mother's instints to help others and her kind heartedness

4) Two has an embarrassing question for nine, what is it about?

If his arrogent attitude and obsesion with strength is to make up for a certain, ahem, 'lack'

5) Four and five are arguing, what is it about?

What isn't it about?

6) You ask seven what the best movie they ever saw was, what is their answer?

The Grinch who stole Christmass

7) If eleven was deathly ill, how does two react, what does eleven have to say to ten?

Gin: ... -walks off to go tell Aizen- Stark to Shinji: ... Who are you?

8) Ten gets into a fight, where was it, who was it with, and who won?

Shinji got into a fight with Ichigo at the grosery stor, and he won (duh)

9) Who would make a better teacher, twelve or four?

Ichigo, deffinetly

10) One and eight are on a quest for something, what is it?

... Ichigo and Uryu?

11) Eight and ten have an agreement, who is the brain and who is the brawn? What do they achieve?

Mayuri is the brains and Shinji is the brawn. They achieve nothing cause Mayuri keeps trying to experiment on Shinji

12) Three must work for eleven, what do they have to do?

Szayel working for Nnoitra, not even Aizen knows what the hell their up to.

13) What can five do to scare eight?

Have Mayuri wake up with hichigo staring at him in the dark

14) What would happen in a fan fiction where nine kidnaps six, seven and four team up to get him/her back, and twelve has stolen something very precious from two?

Grimmjaw kidnaps Soeluna, D-Roy and Nnoitra team up to get her back, and Ichigo has stolen something very precious from Gin? Lets see, Grimmjaw would be a bandet, Soeluna the daughter of a nobleman, Gin, the nobleman, Ichigo, a young suter, Nnoitra a knight that is loyle to Gin, and D-Roy a knight that is loyal to Ichigo. Soeluna would be betrothed to Ichigo, but Grimmjaw, having seen the maden whilest she bathed in the outside pond/bath, would instantly want her for his own and would steel her away in the night (on horse back for some reason) and do some very M rated things to Soeluna (for some reason I'm picturing it in a cave) Nnoitra and D-Roy, sent by her father and husband to be, would try and get her back, but by the end she would have fallen in love with Grimmjaw. So they would get her back, but then she would want to go back to Grimmjaw and would be angry with them for not understanding her feelings for him. They would try to convince her that her feelings for Grimmjaw are wrong and that she deserves someone better, but it wouldn't work. So they take her back and when Ichigo finds out that Grimmjaw stole his futer wifes inocence, he orders that he be hunted down and brought back to be exicuted. When they bring him in, Soeluna tries to see him, but Ichigo forbays it. Distrot, she threatens to kill herself if Grimmjaw is exicuted. Ichigo offers her an alternitive; Grimmjaw won't be killed and can go free if she marries him and agrees to stay loyal to him and him alone. She accepst, despite Grimmjaw's insisting that he isn't worht it. On the day of the wedding, Grimmjaw is let free, but he refuses to let Ichigo have Soeluna. He brakes into the wedding and attempts to steel the bride away. Unable to see his daughter married to someone that would make her unhappy, Gin asists them in their escape. With Nnoitra's asistance, they manage to run away and settle down somewhere where Ichigo will never find them and live happily ever after. (I kinda get a midevil feel for this fic)

15) Who does eight choose to help him/her, two, eleven, or five?
Gin

16) Three has a great idea cheer up twelve, what is it?
Shinji punching-bag, made of actual Shinji

17) Why is twelve mad at eight?
He tried to experiment on his inner hollow

18) One walks in on three and five making out, what happens next?
Kenpachi would just turn around and walk out. They aren't fighting, he doesn't care.

19) Five needs a place to crash for a few days, who do they stay with twelve or eight?
Ichigo, Hichigo is his inner hollow after all

20) If six had to who would they entrust with their safety, two, three, or four?
Gin, every time

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I am currently working on a long full length story that takes place in the Bleach world with one (maybe more if its a success) of my characters throne into the mix. My stories are Beta-ed by my dear friend MidnightWritings, or Angel-chan, as she would prefer I call her. So here's a sneak peek;

Beauty From Pain:A somewhat long fic about a strange girl who is mysteriously found half dead on the borders of Hueco Mundo, and is brought back to Aizen for questioning. It is soon discovered that the girl does not speak their language, or any identifiable language for that matter, and is believed to be an arrancar. She is welcomed into their ranks, and is quickly inter-wound into the Espadas way of life. But what happens when the dark of the night is brought to the light of day? And how will Aizen play into the fate of the young woman? What roll does Gin take in it all? And what for the love of Aizen does any of this have to do with a little book story in the human world?
Pairings:It would ruin the whole story if I told ya XP
Rating: M very dark (I kid thee not)
Warning:Maaaannnnyyyy strange happenings. Be scared, you should. I are maniacal. heh heh hehhehheh heh heh hehheh
Esimated Chapters: 50-ish

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