An exhibit of Amazonian jewels goes missing at the Gotham Museum of Antiquities, and local philanthropist Bruce Wayne is asked to perform as ambassador by following the exhibit to its next destination: Paris. Dick follows. Set in the Silver Age, in 1969, this fic is filled with the magic of Paris, Dick's joie de vivre and Bruce being inappropriate. Updates on Wednesdays.

This is a tale of rogue diamonds and jealousy—lots of jealousy, of secret identities, backroom deals, espionage, Wayne Tech Industries in a jam and mysterious people with mysterious motives. Matches Malone makes his appearance and Catwoman uses every one of her aliases. Gotham's at stake, Catwoman's faithfulness is at stake, and the very fabric of national security is threatened!

Batman catches Catwoman. But what does he catch her at?

Selina Kyle stood in amethyst silk at midnight on the lawn of the Rothschild mansion and scented money and saw jewels. Written for Batcat Week 2017 on AO3: /collections/batcatweek

Selina's a dare. Batman loves a challenge.

Batman and Catwoman: they both have tricks up their sleeves...

It starts with Batman and Superman saving the world. It ends with a kiss.

Batman is stranded on a nightmare of an alien planet, and Superman comes to his rescue. Soon it's clear that the conditions that threw Bruce's shuttle off course have robbed Superman of his powers, and together they have to try to find a way home.

When the bagman for a drug kingpin gets murdered, Robin tries to solve it and tries, like always, to be the best. Even when Batman's out of town. Maybe especially then. Dick doesn't make it easy, but it's only because Tim won't let him.

It's 1970, and Bruce's life is changing. Dick is leaving for Hudson U and things with Selina are very complicated.

When rogue diamonds go missing, Agent Faraday turns up in Gotham, seeking assistance from Catwoman. This does not go over well with Batman. Or Matches Malone. Or Bruce Wayne. Selina Kyle, however, is fine with it.

Golden Age Bruce and Selina at Christmas.

Just a tiny Halloween fic with Batman and Catwoman.

Batman is gone, Catwoman and Superman dance around the issue.

Poison Ivy causes trouble at a party. Catwoman helps out. Or maybe it's all a fantasy Bruce has while fighting Ivy's toxins.

Batman's out of town, and Superman's filling in. Catwoman is not pleased...

Batman and Superman discuss family.

Bruce is gone. Selina and Dick try to cope.

Dick's lived at the Manor for almost two years now. Trouble at his school knocks Bruce for a loop.

Batman and Catwoman

Batman and Nightwing in No Man's Land.

Early morning in No Man's Land. Batman wakes up with Catwoman.