Hey everyone! This is Comma-Toes, a kid at heart and adult at mind.

I like writing about criminals and getting into their minds. I like mind fuckery. I've been told that my writing style is somewhat poetic, but the content of them is usually not pretty. I will have detailed warnings at the beginning of every story that I write, so don't complain. I like psychology, and I don't tone things down just to make my readers feel better. I like to write characters. If one of my characters is a serial murderer who likes to cut people into peices for shits and giggles, I will write him. If one of my characters is an adorable, stuttering, nervous little bookworm than can't look people in the eye for fear of hurting their feelings, then I'll write him too. The end.

Currently I am writing a fan fiction that will ultimately be a depiction of Albus Severus Potter and Scorpius Hyperion Malfoy's years at Hogwarts, picking up about twenty minutes after Deathly Hallows leaves off. It will be slash, but not for a while. And even when they do start having a romantic relationship, they will not actually have sex until they are adults. This will be told very much in the format of J.K.R, meaning only that crazy shit will happen each year, and it will grow progressively darker as they get older.

I love reviews, as any writer does. If you have the time, please tell me what you liked about my story, what you didn't, what made you laugh, and especially for a story where I've created personalities for the sons of such famous people. I've given them the personalities I think it is plausible that they would have. Looking forward to hearing from you all!

Enjoy!

-Toes

P.S. I drew the picture that should be showing up now as my avatar, nearly fourteen-year-old Harry as he should be pictured in the 9th chapter of Shifting of the Plate until otherwise stated.

http:///678411#full This is a very accurate picture of how I picture my ickle firsties, Scorpius and Albus, to look like.

Birds of a feather that flock together

usually run into the same jet engine.