thefirstespadahide bio
 Author has written 45 stories for Bleach, Naruto, Hellsing, and Soul Eater. Well I put this off long enough. I never really found a reason to fill this out but now I just felt bored and decided to finally write something in here. I'm Male Almost Legal Age Hispanic And my likes are Anime/Manga, Horror Movies, Knives, and Literature My dislikes are everything Twilight and Homosexual Disney Sponsored Musicians. Favorite Quotes: "I will find a hole and fuck it, if there aint one I will make one." -Luigi Largo "What is this, Rat Piss!?" -Luigi Largo "I am the Devil and I am here to do the Devil's work." Otis/Manson Family member "If I started murdering people...there'd be none of you left." -Charles Manson Thoughts and Announcements: I will never die, I'm going to live forever (dies) Never say my stories suck, they lack decent dialogue, plots, and are stupid, but they dont suck. I love everybody But if someone castrated me I'd love that to. I take requests, I read every review, I pay attention, and then I get high and forget everything. Thats all for now, maybe I'll add more later |
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Aaroniero finds out about Tentacle rape reviews
Aaroniero founds out about tentacle rape title says it all after that he decides he wants to partake in said action rated M for rape,underage,and other grotesque actions
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,526 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Aaroniero A.
Stark's World: Episode 6 part 2 Resolutions reviews
The second part to Stark World's 6; Stark is gone and the rest of the gang goes out to look for him; I am out of my hiatus for good this time. Rated T for language.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/15/2012 - C. Stark, T. Harribel
Twisted Fantasy reviews
After Ulquiorra steps down as Orihime's guardian, Szayel takes the job. At first he intends to put her through sick experiments but he has seconds thoughts and fears that he's develpoing feelings for the girl, something that Ulquiorra doesnt like.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,710 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Szayelaporro G., Orihime I.
Starky the Kid The Legend of the West reviews
A small corrupt town is about to shaken up by the arrival of Starky the Kid, a well known Gunslinger, a local Sheriff makes it his goal to find and Kill the Outlaw, Rated M for Violence, Language, and attempted Rape, Stark/Harribel, Gin/Matsumoto HIATUS
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Western - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,880 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/21/2010 - Published: 8/13/2009 - C. Stark, T. Harribel
Grimmjow's World: Episode 2 reviews
Episode two of Grimmjow's and Nel's adventures in the living world. Rated T for language. I'm finally Back!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 266 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Grimmjow J., Neliel T. O./Nel - Complete
Konan's Shopping Day reviews
Konan wants to go shopping but Pein doesnt. So he suggest taking the Akasuki and so she does. Itachi, Kakuzu, Sasori, Deidara, and Tobi. What kind of insanity will they get into. Rated M for adult situations
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Konan, Itachi U.
That Time of Day when the sun goes down 2 reviews
A sort of sequel to my Twilight Hate filled Rant. This time things get a lot better when certain people get their hands on Edward and Bella
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
Stark's World Episode 6: Secrets reviews
Stark makes a shocking discovery that could end his happy marriage. Aizen visits the house while terrible things are happening and Szayel is just being Szayel. Part 1 of 3
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/28/2010 - C. Stark, T. Harribel - Complete
Unholy Union reviews
AU- Rukia and Orihime are tired of the greedy and lust filled men of their village, so when a couple of new villagers arrive they rejoice. The only problem is that these new villagers are the God damn Devil and a Demon. Rukia/Ulquiorra, Aizen/Orihime M
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,568 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Ulquiorra, Rukia K.
Betray reviews
Spirit talks about a dream he has where Maka confronts him and tells him to change or they'll leave him. He explains the pain all of them go through. Rated T for Mentions of Drinking and Womanizing
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Spirit A./Death Scythe, Maka A. - Complete
Daddy is Still Here reviews
Maka wants to love her Papa again but she fears that he will resent her like she did to him. He assures her that no matter what she does he will always love her. Rated T for mentions of womanizing and alcohol use
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Maka A., Spirit A./Death Scythe - Complete
Same, Song, and Dance reviews
Ichimaru Gin talks about the girls that he has raped and murdered in a rap. Based on Eminem's Same, Song, and Dance. Rated M for mentions of rape, murder, drug use, and violence. Gin/Orihime/Rukia/Matsumoto
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 913 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/7/2010 - G. Ichimaru, Rukia K. - Complete
That time of day when the sun goes down reviews
Ulquiorra is a vampire with a stalker named Rukia who falls in love with him despite the fact that he's a loner. Twilight rip off and hate filled rant by me. Rated T for language
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Ulquiorra, Rukia K. - Complete
Zydrate Anatomy reviews
Szayel introduces Orihime to a drug called Zydrate which comes in a little glass vial and goes into a gun like a battery and the Zydrate gun goes somewhere against your anatomy. Based On Repo! The Genetic Opera. Drug-Use
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Parody/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Szayelaporro G., Orihime I. - Complete
Ulquiorra's Craziest Adventure Ever in History reviews
Ulquiorra has a crazy adventure on earth filled with crazy twists and turns. It all ends with an epic explosion and revelation. Extreme OOC and Rated T for crude humor and violence.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,490 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
Painkiller Accident reviews
Harribel stands up to Aizen but is punished for it. Horrible punishment ensues and someone has to stop the false god. Stark/Harribel. One-sided Aizen/Harribel
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,246 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/22/2009 - C. Stark, T. Harribel - Complete
Stark's World 5: You, Me, and Szayel reviews
Stark, Lilynette, and Harribel have to deal with a guest and they are not liking one bit of it. Rated M for Pedophilia and Molestation. Stark/Harribel, Szayel/Lilynette.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,253 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/22/2009 - C. Stark, T. Harribel - Complete
A New Enemy reviews
Ichigo allies himself with Aizen and helps him achieve his goals under the promise of Aizen reviving his dead friends, Rated M for reasons inside, Ichigo/Nel is main and only pairing
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,450 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/19/2009 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Ichigo K., Neliel T. O./Nel
Stark's World Episode 4: Grocery Shopping reviews
Stark, Harribel, and Lilynette go shopping for Groceries. Pandemonium ensues, Rated T for mentions of sexual perversion. Stark/Harribel
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/16/2009 - C. Stark, T. Harribel
This has got to be a Joke reviews
Is it a cruel sick Joke, or perhaps I'm dead serious. Rated M for mentions of mutilation and massacre. Ichigo/Orihime.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Ichigo K., Orihime I.
Stark's World Episode 3: The Wedding reviews
Stark and Harribel are gonna have a wedding. Lilynette interferes and Stark gets pre-wedding jitters and runs off, will this end happily ever after? Rated T for Language. Stark/Harribel
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/9/2009 - C. Stark, T. Harribel
Grimmjow's World: Episode One reviews
Spin-Off of Stark's World also written by me Grimmjow finds refuge in the human world. Though his destructive actions lead him to trouble. Grimmjow\Nel, Foul Language
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 480 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Grimmjow J., Neliel T. O./Nel
Still Alive reviews
The Dok brings back monsters from the past in hopes of a New Millennium. But what happenes when he falls in love with one of his subjects and another falls for him. Dok/Heinkel/Yumie. OC Captain Schrodinger/Seras.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,472 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Heinkel, Yumie
Eat Your Heart Out reviews
Zetsu finds Konan in the forest and things get a bit weird from then on. Zetsu/Konan, Rated M for Language, Sleep Rape, and Blood.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,803 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Zetsu, Konan - Complete
Stark's World Episode 2: The Restaurant reviews
Stark and Halibel go out on a date, but what happens when a pint sized arrancar shows up. Rated M for mentions of rape, and language
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/20/2009 - C. Stark, T. Harribel
Tears of the Innocent reviews
Itachi is on his death bed and starts interacting with his Guardian Angel. Itachi/Konan
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,404 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Itachi U., Konan
Time of your Life reviews
Sasori muses about Time and about God's Angel. How long is forever and will the two of them be able to spend it together. Sasori/Konan, maybe just a bit OOC, you be the judge
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,290 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Sasori, Konan - Complete
Blood Stained Butterfly reviews
Sequel to Blood Soaked Butterfly- Happens right after the firt one, and starts with Nagato making a shocking discover, while the Akatsuki deal with the things they witness the past night and the return of a demon graphic scenes Konan/Tobi/Zetsu/Pein
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,396 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/8/2009 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Konan, Obito U.
Stark's World Episode 1: The Park reviews
Stark and Lilynette's day at the park, everything from arriving to Stark being arrested. May become a series. implied Stark/Halibel. Rated M for suggestive language, Masturbation, and Mild Language
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 516 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/27/2009 - C. Stark, Lilinette - Complete
Hot and Cold reviews
A short story about the 10th squad captain and vice-captain. I had this laying around for a while, one of my first stories that i never release and since its one of my first stories its not really good. Rated M for Lemon sex Hitsugaya/Matsumoto
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/27/2009 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto - Complete
A Love Song reviews
Lisa finds comfort in a certain Vizard, and his music. Rated M for Lemon. Pairing Lisa/Rose and mentioned Shinji/Hiyori. The first in my collection of Vizard One-Shots, I do not own Bleach
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,593 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Lisa Y., Rōjūrō O./Rose - Complete
Zombie Society reviews
The Dead have risen and a group of survivors hide out in a mall, they must survive each other and the Zombies that desire their flesh, Rated M for flesh eating zombies,Sex,and strong language, Kaien/Rukia, Ichigo/Orihime/Rukia, Kira/Momo, Grimmjow/Apache
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,443 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Rukia K., Ichigo K.
Trust In You reviews
Ggio and Tesla are C.I A agents that have to gain the trust of a ruthless drug lord, yeah i know its farfetched but I hope you still read, Rated M for Violence, Language, Drug Use and Sexual Content, Ggi/Mila, Tes/Sun
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,246 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Ggio V., Mila Rose
Mayuri Finds out about Aaroniero's Tentacle Rape reviews
A sort of Sequel to my story Aaroniero finds out about tentacle rape- this is what would've happened in the end, Maayuri has his fun with the Espada, before sealing it's faith, Rated M for Torture, and Sexual content, Mayuri and Aaroniero, bit of Nemu
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,928 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Aaroniero A., Mayuri K.
Why is it So Small? reviews
Lilinette asks to see Stark's penis, after seeing it she asks, "why is it so small?" Rated M for sexual content, Stark/Lili-this is a sort of opener for a future story, see inside
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 814 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/11/2009 - C. Stark, Lilinette - Complete
Eternal Eclipse reviews
Ulquiorra is a cruel tyrant king who lived long ago, but he was killed along with his wife and know thousands of years later he returns to find the riencarnation of his wife, and he'll kill anyone who stands in his way, Rated M Gore, Ulquiorra/Rukia
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,142 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Ulquiorra, Rukia K. - Complete
True Honor and Glory reviews
An alternate Bleach verse where Ggio Vega is a peasant turned soldier in King Barragan's army,they begin a campaign to conquer the world around them, but what happens when he falls in love with a slave girl Ggio/Apache Rated M Lemon in later Chapter
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,660 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Ggio V., Apacci - Complete
The Devil in the Moon Light reviews
Sequel to Bat Out of Hell, after Ulquiorra slaughter half of the Espada Aizen, beats him within an inch of his life and rapes Orihime, Ulquiorra gives up hope and has to decide wehter to leave or stand and fight Ulquiorra/Orihime Rated M Temporary Hiatus
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,121 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I.
The Untold Story of Fraccion reviews
A look at the lives of Fraccion, centers around a rivalry of Tesla and Ggio includes many other Fraccion and even Cameo from Espadas, a story of betrayel and murder Rated M plenty of pairings Tesla/Nel Ggio/Apache, Mila. Ulquiorra/Orihime. Nnoitra/Halibel
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,654 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Tesra L., Ggio V.
Bat Out of Hell reviews
Ulquiorra is Attacked and Betrayed and left for Dead by fellow Espada and if that wasnt bad enough they also take Orihime and make her into a personal sex slave, but when Ulquiorra returns, it Killing time Rated M for Blood Violence Rape Ulquiorra/Orihime
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,670 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
Demon of Las Noches reviews
Ulquiorra begins to have feelings for Orihime the problem is these feelings aren't welcomed by Ulquiorra so he decides to kill the source but a few arrancar arent about to let him do that Rated M for gore and disturbing thoughts and some sexual content
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,465 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
The Hollow's Queen reviews
Hichigo kills the king and claims his Queen and he does so with force rated M for rape,language, sand graphic scenes Hichigo/Orihime
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,373 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/3/2009 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Dark Ichigo, Orihime I. - Complete
The Bloodsoaked Butterfly reviews
Konan's interactions with the various men of the Akatsuki some interactions are more pleseant than others leading to the conclusion that gives the title justice Rated M for various reasons in later chapters
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,941 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/27/2009 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Konan, Obito U. - Complete
Love Tips the Scales reviews
Hinata is on a solo mission she then finds a mysterious man covered in blood his name is Juugo what will develop between the two Juugo/Hinata mentions one sided Hinata/Naruto Suigetsu/? rated M for graphic violence language and Later lemons
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,753 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/19/2009 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Hinata H., Juugo - Complete
Farewell Former Number 6 reviews
What if Grimmjow didnt kill Luppi what if he raped her I know luppi is a boy hes a girl in this one Rated M for Strong Language and rape Grimmjow/Luppi Gin/Luppi updated Luppi gets revenge
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,080 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/17/2009 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Grimmjow J., Luppi - Complete
