The One and Only Birdie
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Joined 03-11-02, id: 183026, Profile Updated: 07-02-08
Author has written 10 stories for Tekken, and Twilight.

Yo. I am- drum roll please- the ONE... the ONLY... Birdie.

...I'm really nothing too special, I only stuck the "One and Only" in front of my name because there were 36 other Birdies and I wanted to feel special.

So I jumped on board this whole fanfiction business in the winter of '02 - (Good night, I'm old!)- with a Lord of the Rings epic story. In retrospect? it's not the best I've written. But it was the best thing I've ever done, and ever since I have continued to publish on fanfiction. I'm a writer at heart, and I devote almost all my time to the English language and its pursuits. Save, of course, the time I devote to the french language. Il n'y a aucune langue aussi belle que francais, sauf peut-etre le langue des anges.

But I digress. Most of my other writing is journalism and analysis. The thing I find so liberating about fanfiction is the ability to write a story with the luxury of pre-created characters and ideas. Though I do write original stories, I don't feel comfortable publishing them on the internet, so instead I experiment. Particularly with Romance, because the action and mystery stuff I can do. Story of my life;-)

I appreciate any and all feedback, but don't feel pressured to write reviews. Unless there is constructive criticism you don't have to feel tied to writing "love your story keep writing."

RANDOM INFO:
Hair:
Blonde
Eyes: Brown
Blood: Red.
Sign: Deer Crossing
Video Games: Final Fantasy VII, Tekken
Movies: Finding Neverland, Pan's Labyrinth, Big Fish
Books: Innumerable
Genre: Comedy primarily. Thoughtful comedy, though.
Food: Cookie dough.

That's everything you need to know to know me, so from here on out I think we can get along!

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BloodRed Rose for Legolas by ElvenDestiny reviews
Sariel is a ruthless assassin sent to kill the prince of Mirkwood in exchange for her family's freedom, yet the shadow of her past blocks her way as she struggles to determine truth from lies and to learn to accept what is truly in her heart.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 300,068 - Reviews: 1386 - Favs: 785 - Follows: 475 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 3/16/2002 - Legolas - Complete
Giroro Presents: Dating the Enemy! by Mister Don Johnny Cadet Sir reviews
Keroro presents a rather disdainful yet alluring plan for our favorite and only Corporal of the Armpit Platoon... not like the poor guy has a choice.
Sgt. Frog/ケロロ軍曹 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 129,859 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 7/4/2014 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Giroro, Natsumi H.
Thirty Corrupt, Thirty Pure by Dr. Breifs Cat reviews
A series of unrelated short stories and drabbles written for the "30 Themes for 30 Kisses" challenge. Some anime-based, some game-based, with the rating different for every story, yet always KazuyaJun. New Themes: 11, 21
Tekken - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 13,947 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/25/2008 - Published: 2/4/2005
A Series of Fortunate Events? by ElementFortyThree reviews
More appropriately, a series of nothingness. Chap 8: It is strange that Kazuya finds housecleaning enjoyable. It is equally queer that he'll be interested in a kite fight.
Tekken - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,441 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/28/2006 - Published: 5/14/2005
Morning Rain by Enkida reviews
Join Xiaoyu during the fifth tournament as she struggles to find the true meanings of friendship, love and growing up. COMPLETE
Tekken - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 105,242 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/5/2006 - Published: 12/8/2005 - Hwoarang, Jin K., Julia C., L. Xiaoyu - Complete
The Scruff Factor by JastaElf reviews
How DID Aragorn come to be neat & tidy for Elrond's Council? Ch. 7, The Long Awaited Scruffilogue: in which a squirrely evening is had by all, Dwarves learn not to drop eaves, and Legolas courts doom by going to bed early. This story is finally complete!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 40,871 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 696 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 4/2/2005 - Published: 10/13/2002 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Ill Omens by Amancirith Carangarien reviews
What will become of the Fellowship when Imhotep appears in Middle-Earth to take the Ring? WIP AU x-over with The Mummy, newly re-written
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,385 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/1/2004 - Published: 3/14/2002
Elrond's Boys by Dragon Confused reviews
Some stories about Elladan and Elrohir's childhood in Rivendell, in specific one summer when they were nine years old. Main characters: Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Celebrian, Glorfindel, Erestor, Celeborn, Galadriel, Mithrandir. Complete!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 121,367 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/18/2003 - Published: 9/18/2002 - Elrohir, Elrond - Complete
I wanna be a Mary Sue by Lemonly Yakawashi reviews
A girl drops into Middle-Earth (literally), and assumes that Legolas will fall instantly in love with her, she will know Elvish, etc. However, things don't go as smoothly as a Legomance fic... PARODY. Chapter three finally up!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,212 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/4/2003 - Published: 7/13/2003
A Little Nudge Out of the Door by Jocelyn reviews
Legolas's adventures as he comes of age as a warrior and learns life lessons: family bonds can endure anything, men are odd, dwarves are sometimes friendly, and true friendship is immortal. Complete.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 263,404 - Reviews: 1184 - Favs: 897 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 12/24/2002 - Published: 2/14/2002 - Legolas, Gandalf - Complete
Welcome Home by Melilot Millstone reviews
Frodo is living in Bag-End after his parents drowned and meets Sam. The events that created the friendships in the War of the Ring.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,857 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 8/4/2002 - Published: 4/9/2002 - Frodo B., Samwise G.
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What They Would Say If They Saw What We Wrote reviews
Chapter 8. Julia discovers her biggest threat to privacy yet: Fan Fiction. Once the fighters enter into the world of Oneshots, Xiaoyins, Lemons, and Slash, they find everyone's secret ambitions and weaknesses. Can they learn to coexist? Parody!
Tekken - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,108 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/30/2008 - Published: 6/25/2008
Aerobic Activity reviews
So long as your heart is racing and your breath is too fast to be caught, can it be considered aerobic activity? Steve x Julia Oneshot
Tekken - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,738 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Complete
Worth a Shot reviews
So a blonde and a redhead meet in a bar, locking horns in a torrent of wit. But the joke turns out to be on them. Hwoarang x Nina, OneShot
Tekken - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,917 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Complete
Fire and Ice reviews
How would you rather die? Fire, or ice? Bella muses the question to herself, until she finds a startling parallel between the question of death and her life. JacobxBella kind of, Oneshot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,942 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Complete
Adrenaline Rush reviews
Hwoarang has a score to settle, but Jin throws him a curve ball. Betting Hwoarang he couldn't convince a girl to skip school and go on a date with him, Jin selects the one girl he can't see falling for Hwoarang's bad boy front: Ling Xiaoyu. One Shot.
Tekken - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,433 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Complete
Steve Fox is Dead reviews
Nina waits, stoic, in the Elephant Cafe. Her "date," the infamous playboy Steve Fox comes like a mouse to the cheese, no idea what awaits him behind the cafe's doors. Takes place after Tekken 4. One Shot
Tekken - Rated: K - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,884 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Complete
White, Cold Feet reviews
The big day has come, the world has turned out for the biggest controversy Forks has ever had in a wedding. The bridge begins her march, just as a motorcycle roars outside. Oneshot
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Complete
Light At the End reviews
When the future looms on the night before graduation, Jin finds himself in the pit of despair while wrestling with his future. Until his bubbly friend Xiaoyu decides to set him straight. One shot.
Tekken - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,172 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Complete
One White Feather reviews
What do you get when you take Heihachi's plot, add danger, subtract reason and multiply with the greatest fighers in the world? Chaos! The epic story of Jin and Xiaoyu from Tekken 4 and into 5, including Hwoarang, Julia, Nina, Steve and Panda!
Tekken - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 75,873 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/25/2007 - Published: 3/11/2005 - Complete
Black Armor Shines Too reviews
Bathed in the light of the moon, Jin takes a peaceful promenade through a field late at night, only to find himself caught in a valient battle to save a less than conventional Princess. One shot
Tekken - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,427 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Complete