A little about me...

(Nick)Name: Ian

Gender: I think it's obvious (or is it?)

Occupation: Student

Age: 18

Hobbies: I don't think anyone cares

( in alphabetical order)

Anime/manga: Bleach, Code geass, Detective Conan, K-on, Negima, School Rumble, Vampire Knight, etc.

Author: don't think anyone would care who I like

Food: anything tasty and edible

Movies: anything that can provoke my dull mind

Pairings:

Bleach - Byakuya x Hisana, Ichigo x Rukia, Ishida x Orihime, Renji x Tatsuki, Urahara x Yoruichi

Code geass - Lelouch x C.C.

Song artist/band: 3 doors down, Chris Daughtry, Lady Antebellum, Lifehouse, Michelle Branch, Nickelback, Rascal Flatts, Taylor Swift

TV shows: interesting shows

Favourite quotes

Whatever it is -- I didn't do it!

What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'. -Homer Simpson

Car service: If it ain't broke, we'll break it.

Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

Guys: No Shirt, No Service - Gals: No Shirt, No Charge.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

The road to success is always under construction.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.

I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

When in charge, ponder. When in doubt, mumble. When in trouble, delegate.

He who laughs last didn't get the joke.

I'm multi-talented: I can talk and piss you off at the same time

You were looking good from afar.. now you're far from looking good.

Are you thinking what I'm thinking that I think that you're thinking I'm thinking because if you think that I think what I think I'm thinking then we've got a problem?

Honesty is the best policy but insanity is the best defense.

The trouble with life is there's no background music.

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

Why be difficult when with a bit of effort you can be impossible?

The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.

You have a right to your opinions. I just don't want to hear them.

When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before. -- Mae West

I know you think you understood what I said, but what you heard was not what I meant.

I don't have a drinking problem. I drink. I get drunk. I fall down. No problem.

Time flies when you don't know what you're doing.

I'd rather be pissed off than pissed on.

Love your enemies. It'll make 'em crazy.

Eat a live toad in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you for the rest of the day.

To err is human. To forgive is unusual.

Two souls with but a single thought, Two hearts that beat as one.

I’m so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.

I put all my genius into my life; I put only my talent into my works.

You grow up the day you have your first real laugh – at yourself.

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter.

Borrow money from a pessimist – they don’t expect it back.

Life is what happens to you while you’re busy making other plans.

People who have no faults are terrible; there is no way of taking advantage of them.

The number one problem in our country is apathy, but who cares!

I was wondering why frisbees got bigger as they got closer then it hit me.

I never admit or deny anything it makes me more interesting.

Intelligent doesn't have to mean educated. And Creative doesn't have to mean talented.

Bullshit: the art of making the idiotic sound sensible.

Before you criticize someone you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

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Laws of the Universe:

1. Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee.

2. Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

3. Law of probability: The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

4. Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.

5. Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.

6. Variation Law: If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now. (works every time).

7. Bath Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.

8. Law of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

9. Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

10. Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

11. Theater Rule: At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.

12. Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

13. Murphy's Law of Lockers: If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.

14. Law of Dirty Rugs/Carpets: The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich of landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness, color and cost of the carpet/rug.

15. Law of Location: No matter where you go, there you are.

16. Law of Logical Argument: Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.

17. Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly.

18. Oliver's Law: A closed mouth gathers no feet.

19. Wilson's Law: As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.

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Author says: Well let’s see… I pretty much just write about bleach, not that I wrote much about it, but I may write stories based on some other anime/manga/movie/book, that is if I find something that sparks my rather ‘finicky’ imagination.

And as much as I like writing based from the original plot with the whole shinigami vs. hollow thing I prefer writing Aus over them for three reasons:

1) it’s a lot easier to write,

2) most, if not all of us, can relate to it and

3) I’m not good at writing fight scenes.

I don’t write M rated stories mainly because if my mother found out she’d probably take away my laptop, I believe that she still thinks my imagination is "oh so pure and innocent"… -_-(right) It takes time for me to finish writing stories since I do not have any privacy in our small house (I share a room with my 2 annoying sisters so yeah no privacy) and there’s still the problem of school. If ever my sisters and I have over 5 days break from school we get whisked away into places with limited to no internet connection, and sometimes are forced to leave all electronics behind for fear of it getting wet, snatched or left behind. I am what people would call accident prone, somehow even if I just stand there something bad happens to me leaving me handicapped. (whoopee…)

When I start something I am going to finish it, whether I like it or not, but on my own time.

I'm not gone. I'm just temporarily misplaced...

I am : feeling tired... very tired...

Notice!

About the "I do not write anything pertaining to Yuri or Yaoi(is this right?) because it kinda freaks me out" thing... I changed my mind. There's one specific Yuri couple that I whole-heartedly support, only one though, and it's *drum rolls*

... Konoka x Setsuna from Negima! But! Just because I support this couple doesn't mean I'm okay with the M-rated things so if I ever write about these there's not going to be much lemon. Maybe a little. Who knows.

- Update! I'm with you will be -on hold-, sorry I'm really busy with school activities and other (personal) reasons. I'm still thinking about the plot though so this is still very much alive, it's just dormant.

Notes

Leverage: is still -on hold- sorry

I'm with you: updated. Working on the next chapter, who knows when I'll finish.

Complete works:

Gcba

What hurts the most

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What you call dog with no legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come. xD