Hyacinthe Cassiline
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Joined 01-14-09, id: 1803778, Profile Updated: 08-29-12
Author has written 13 stories for Death Note, Naruto, Avatar: Last Airbender, Bleach, Kuroshitsuji, No. 6, and Tsubasa Chronicle.

Name: Er...I have quite a few names. Simi and Kimiko are the ones I use the most, though, so I'll answer to them.

Age: Yeah, I never update this thing on time, so my birthday is 12/22/1989.

An apology: I am very sorry to everyone who was keeping track of a few stories I had up here. I recently re-read them and couldn't stand them at all. Because my writing has pretty much shot through the metaphorical roof, I want all of my work to be up to that standard. As such, those stories will be replaced with current-standard writing as soon as I can get to it. Again, I'm very sorry to anyone who this may have upset.

August 29th, 2012: Hey everyone. I was hoping to have "The Stages of Love" done by now, but shit hit the fan. And then splatted on the walls, on the ceiling, on the floor...yeah. Stuff is kinda ugly right now and i really just don't know how to keep writing about love at the moment. I'm sorry. I will try, but I can't make any promises.


Well, pointless profile was pointless, so I changed it to make it less pointless!

First of all, I love writing, in case that wasn't oh-so-obvious. My expertise lies in crack and metaphoric love. (And sometimes, I'm good at angst.) It really just depends on whether or not I've had my Matt's Pocky and where my mood is that day.

I am also a singer/song-writer. Singing has been and always will be my first true love.

Art is next on my listy-whatsit. My tools of the trade are my trusty pencil, inking pen, finalizing pen, and colored pencils. (It's so high tech, I know.) I want a desk-top computer, a tablet, and a scanner so I can post my art when I have something worth seeing, but alas! I am a dirt-broke college student. CURSES!

Okay, so I got the desktop computer. Now I just need the tablet and a scanner. LOL.

Dancing is another hobby of mine. Give me a beat and I'll give you some real dancing. I've been dancing since I was very small, and can't help but love dance today.


At the moment, I'm ridiculously addicted to Bleach. I love it. Way too much. Just wait. Soon, there shall be some serious love up here for that anime. Death Note is another favorite of mine. The characters - except for a certain NightLight fool I can't stand at all - are fantastic and way too much fun to play with. And recently, I've been into Black Butler, Star Driver, 07-Ghost, and a few others. I'll be giving some love to a few of those when I can get my head around the bajillion ideas I have.

You should add No. 6 to the top of this list right now. Seriously. I can't stop watching it. And reading it. I LOVE IT. I might marry it.

Random side note: I've recently lost my fandom for Naruto. I tried to keep up with it, but it's just...it's so damn LONG. I still love quite a few of the characters and will probably continue to write fanfiction for them, but I don't have any will to keep up with the manga or the endless hours of filler anime. So yes, any fanfiction will be AU. For sure. Because shit got really crazy really fast.


See? Short profile is now short!

Now, on to the fun!

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The Phantomhive Bride by CalaveraCandiedSkull reviews
Because every time he said, "Yes, my Lord," what he meant was, "I love you". A story of pirates and princesses, and swashbuckling swordfighting, a story of true love conquering all. This is the parody of The Princess Bride, Kuroshitsuji style!
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 28,826 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 12/12/2011 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Closer by quixotomy reviews
Grimmjow comes to the human world after Orihime is saved; Ichigo gets tangled up in a messy situation, and drags Grimmjow down with him.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,775 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
Midnight to Midnight by Rebel-Aquarius reviews
Ichigo doesn't know why he let it get this far, as he takes in Grimmjow's rumpled blue hair, the hard muscles of his chest. He shouldn't be doing this. But he can't…make himself stop, either. Grimmjow/Ichigo, yaoi.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
Vanity by Featherz reviews
Yumichika has ideals of perfection... Ikkaku's not so sure.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Yumichika A., Ikkaku M. - Complete
The Cards by quixotomy reviews
Ichigo is taken prisoner to Hueco Mundo. He is bored. He plays cards. Grimmjow is intrigued. Things degenerate from there. Crack!fic. :D
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 1,773 - Follows: 359 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
All Eyes On You by myfailsafe reviews
AU HS. To hopefully win the heart of a certain pink haired maiden, Naruto pitches the insane idea to cross the line and his clothes. It just so happens he makes a beautiful girl, at least Sasuke thinks. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 114,170 - Reviews: 1230 - Favs: 1,320 - Follows: 506 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Tattoo by NavyBlueWings reviews
All Uzumaki Naruto wanted when he entered the ink shop was to show his rival/best friend/something else Uchiha Sasuke up. But one tattoo changed their entire fight. SasuNaru, two-shot, Naruto POV. M for Lemon, you have been warned
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,062 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 1,079 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 6/5/2009 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Blood and Tears by FastForward reviews
The long awaited :my bad: Roommates sequel. Sasuke wakes up, but something isn't quite right with him. And what does this new organization in town want with Naruto? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 89,208 - Reviews: 2592 - Favs: 2,118 - Follows: 448 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 6/24/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Roommates by FastForward reviews
Take one broody Sasuke, one hyperactive Naruto, shove them in a University dorm room together, and what do you get? Absolute chaos. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 122,870 - Reviews: 2742 - Favs: 4,528 - Follows: 976 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Phantom de Opera by AshleeTheDragon reviews
Angel or father, friend or phantom? What is this being that haunts the young actor's life? Based on the famous musical tragedy. SasuNaru, SaiNaru. Violence, drama, romance... and more inside. UPDATE 5/04/09 FINAL UPDATE, ALL CHAPTERS UP! COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 50,681 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Italy, Here we Come! by NavyBlueWings reviews
What happens when you take one excited Naruto, one stoic Sasuke, and throw them on a school trip to Italy? A pinch of trouble, a heap of laughs, and one unanswered confession on a lonesome Venice bridge. Pack your bags, it's going to be a crazy ride!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 105,339 - Reviews: 865 - Favs: 1,384 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 4/22/2009 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Why He Stays by NavyBlueWings reviews
Money,power,looks,smarts,sex. He doesn't give a damn about any of them. So then what is it about Sasuke that he does like? And Why does he stay? Short but sweet one-shot, no lemon read inside note please!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,766 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 45 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Yugi and Ryou's Guide to Yami Management by Radioactive Ferret reviews
Yugi and Ryou share advice about maintaing sanity with their yamis. Here are ten rules to follow when living alongside an Ancient Egyptian spirit. Read. Learn. Survive.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,817 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/28/2009 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Yami Yūgi, Yami Bakura
Voices of a Distant Star by asukann reviews
I can only hope that this message will reach him. 'Dear 25 year old Naruto. Hello. This is the 16 year old Sasuke...' AU, with scifi references and no hint of shinobi at all. Gomen. narusasunaru, squint for nejisasu and a more obvious naruhina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,202 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 2/26/2009 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Psychic Problems by NavyBlueWings reviews
Naruto convinces Sasuke to go to a psychic to solve his 'girlfriend' problems. But what if Naruto is in over his head? And what's this about a fool? Don't misread the cards in front of you Uzumaki Naruto! Oneshot? SasuNaru, Naru POV. Review!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,803 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 2/10/2009 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Love Machine by NavyBlueWings reviews
Naruto was tired of seeing girls fawn over his roommate Uchiha Sasuke. So after Naruto makes a bet with Shikamaru, Kiba suggests he hooks him up using the college’s new ‘Soul Mate’ test. Naruto can’t wait! It seems so simple, until...2/3 shot! R and R!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 29,456 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 1,189 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Bad Luck has a Brightside by NavyBlueWings reviews
Naruto Uzumaki is pumped for the dance that his school is holding. But when his best friend Sasuke Uchiha starts acting funny, Naruto isn't so sure about the dance anymore...and what does YSA mean? SasuNaru Lemon in later chaps! AU!R and R please thanx!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 33,331 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 1/20/2009 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Bed Sheet by NavyBlueWings reviews
A confrontation in Sasuke's bathroom leaves Naruto feeling more confused about the blackhaired boy that has come back into his life. So when the two are forced to spend the night together, what is the blonde supposed to do? SasuNaru. Warning on inside!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 22,245 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 789 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 1/17/2009 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Not Quite Scheherazade by Kantayra reviews
There is only one power in the universe capable of bringing even the most powerful ninja to their knees. Watch, as Naruto defeats Sasuke using the horrifying might that is *filler*! Naruto/Sasuke, silly fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,323 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Poison by Radioactive Ferret reviews
I reached for him thousands of times, desperate to taste that sweet sin, but for every one step I took towards him, Kira pushed me back two. That disgusting, vile, powerhungry brat he just couldn’t stop at killing, could he? Rated for fbombs dropped
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/30/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Cakes and Chocolates by FastForward reviews
Oneshot. Genma comes home from a busy day at work with nothing else in mind than sexing up Raidou, but that proves to be rather difficult if the other is hyper.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/11/2007 - Genma S., Raidou N. - Complete
You Suck, Mr Panda! by FastForward reviews
Short crackfic. Naruto pisses off a bunch of ANBU, expecting to lose them in a crowd. The only one he doesn't lose is Mr. Panda. An evil panda is chasing meeeee. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 52 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Problem With Pyromaniacs An Essay by Radioactive Ferret reviews
Iroh writes an essay covering the main problem with Firebenders today: Pyromania. Click. Read. Be educated.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,201 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Iroh
A Game of Poker by FastForward reviews
Itachi wants to capture Naruto. Naruto wants to bring back Sasuke. Sasuke wants to kill Itachi. How do you decide who gets what they want? A game of poker. ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 133 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Paperwork by Aislin30a reviews
Three of our favorite members of the 11th are spending their day in Zaraki's office. Yumichika is bored. And he's got a sucker... This has Shonen ai. Ye have been warned.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,279 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Yumichika A., Ikkaku M. - Complete
Butterflies by FastForward reviews
Spring has come to Konoha, and Genma is determined to catch the first butterfly of the season. But what happens when an angry Shino doesn't like Genma's little plan? Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,168 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Genma S., Raidou N. - Complete
Below Zero by FastForward reviews
A prizefic for the winner of the GenRai Contest on Devart. A short fic about Genma and Raidou during the winter.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 857 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/21/2007 - Genma S., Raidou N. - Complete
That's Why I'm Seme by FastForward reviews
GenmaRaidou oneshot about why Genma is seme and Raidou isn't. Just think of the insanity!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 895 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Genma S., Raidou N. - Complete
Pyromaniac by FastForward reviews
Sasuke is a firefighter intent on bringing down his arsonist of a brother, who only has one goal in life: kill Sasuke. Which of the two brothers will come out on top, and how many will die in the crossfire? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 85,753 - Reviews: 1606 - Favs: 2,095 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 8/29/2006 - Published: 5/15/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Messenging by FastForward reviews
MSN, Yahoo, AOL... They're all dangerous things. Don't think so? Ask Sasuke...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,207 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 808 - Follows: 132 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Misunderstanding by FastForward reviews
Oneshot giftfic about Genma. What happens when Genma loses his cool because someone insulted Raidou?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Genma S., Raidou N. - Complete
The One Thing He Loves by FastForward reviews
Oneshot giftfic. Humour. Insanity. The usual. It's about Itachi, and the one thing he loves the most. Itachi loves something? What? lol
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 594 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/25/2006 - Itachi U. - Complete
A Man Named Genma by FastForward reviews
Genma is perverted. Kakashi and Iruka are being naughty. What more could Genma want?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/17/2006 - Genma S., Kakashi H. - Complete
Worst Timing by FastForward reviews
Oneshot of Kiba. I just think he has the worst timing ever... I don't know why...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/17/2006 - Kiba I. - Complete
Bad Boy by FastForward reviews
Oneshot, KakaIru. Iruka finds Kakashi's journal and starts to read it, but what happens when the Chuunin is caught?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,446 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/13/2006 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
The Devil's Army by FastForward reviews
Ever wondered about Genma? Ever wondered about his senbon? Ever wondered about his perversion? Wonder no more...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,851 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/7/2006 - Genma S. - Complete
The Power of Gackt by FastForward reviews
Oneshot connected to my other fic Roommates. Anyone can read it, really. It's about Sasuke finally having his way with Naruto. SasuNaru, AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 711 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 42 - Published: 4/5/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Car Ride by FastForward reviews
What happens when a Kiba who can't drive a standard, and a Naruto who can't drive at all get put behind the wheel of Sasuke's standard Honda Civic? Based on a true story :P
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,990 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/30/2006 - Kiba I., Naruto U. - Complete
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Everything That I Am reviews
Dear Light-kun, You have disrupted and derailed the Kira investigation by stealing my heart. If you would be so kind as to return it so that we might find ourselves back on track, I would appreciate it. Regards, L
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,628 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/18/2016 - Light Y., L
10 Songs In My Pocket reviews
A series of one-shots; from the sweet to the silly and the why-so-serious.
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,906 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/12/2013 - Published: 10/13/2012 - Kurogane, Fai
The Stages of Love reviews
Love never started out as love. Sometimes, it started as a friendship. Sometimes, it started as curiosity. This love started with a miracle. NezuShi. Rated for later chapters.
No. 6 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,856 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Nezumi/Rat, Shion
Things I'll Never Say reviews
Grell's said it a thousand times. William's refused to believe it a thousand times. Maybe a thousand and one..?
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Grell S., William S. - Complete
EyePopping Misfortune reviews
This was not how Grimmjow had planned to tell the others about his relationship with Ulquiorra.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,227 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
Leave It All Up To Chance reviews
It was this place that they met. It was this place that made them fight back to back. It was this place that made them friends. It was this place that made them lovers.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,680 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/28/2011 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K.
Kiss You, Kill You reviews
It started with a burning hatred. Slowly, it changed into something Grimmjow hadn't expected it to be.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,134 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
Hindsight In Murder reviews
Looking back at the past has a way of haunting present thoughts.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,332 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/4/2010 - L - Complete
Rhythm reviews
Because it's there. It thrives in the heart of the city. And somehow, everything is okay because of it.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 490 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Mood Swings A La Woman reviews
Crack. That is all. Katara's having mood swings, Zuko's confused, Aang's naive, Sokka's nosy, and Toph is sarcastic. What else is new?
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
The Prank, or The Itch Of Youth reviews
Cracksy one-shot. Naruto and Kiba prank Shino, and get punished for it. Then Lee comes along with his youth. No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,856 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Kiba I., Naruto U. - Complete
If A Woodchuck Could Chuck Wood reviews
Just a silly citrus flavored, silly, and pervy one-shot from yours truly. Naruto wonders what a woodchuck is and why it chucks wood in the first place.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,810 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Raito's Finest Blunders reviews
Death Note plus day-dreaming plus your author with a lot of sugar pure equals complete CRACK. I like making fun of Raito-kun.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,425 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/5/2009 - Published: 2/3/2009