Name: Wouldn't you like to know

Gender: I have the XX chromosomes

Age: See name

Sign: Cancer (i.e. I am the crab, fear the claws!)

Location: I am here

Friends: Oh Random One, Crazy/Fuzzy

Hobbies: Latin...EGO OMNIA VINCI! MUAHAHA!

Interests: YOU! (I bet you took that personally, huh?)

Beliefs: YOU! That's right reader, I believe in you!

Team (Edward vs. Jacob): Edward

Team (TLight vs. HP): Harry Potter all the way! (Oh you're Twilight you say? AVADA KEDAVRA! MUAHAHA! points to sky MORSMORDRE!)

Facts: I am a writer. I am a recovering Twilight fangirl. I come up with ideas for Fan Fiction in my sleep. I am obsessed with Harry Potter and zodiac signs (Harry Potter was a Leo). Don't judge me. Just judge the stories. And by judge, I mean review.

That is my little bit about me! First: My name is NOT Tina in real life. To make my Pen Name I combined my favorite first name, Tina (AKA Tina Fey) with my favorite last name, Cullen (AKA EDWARD!!) I will admit that I used to be very strongly against Twilight (Team Harry Potter all the way). Don't look at me that way! It was such a trend at my school, every girl had read it and all I ever heard was "Twilight! Bella! EDWARD I LOVE YOU!!" It drove me crazy! I even tried to read it twice with no avail. Then in November, I decided "What they heck?" and bought a copy to give it one more try. LOVED IT! My friends were shocked, for I had previously covered my ears when they talked about Twilight, and now I was all "Twilight! Bella! EDWARD I LOVE YOU!!" And so I turned into a hopeless fangirl. And then, after that I was very strongly against fan fiction. Yeah, I know, right? But the actual story was so good I didn't want anyone messing with it. But my friend, Oh Random One, made me read one. And I laughed until it hurt. So I gave in to comic fan fiction. But I still rarely read ones marked "AU" or "OOC." But I'll read one if you want me to.

Also, I seem sweet and innocent on the surface, but don't be fooled. Just beneath the sweet, lovely girl surface lies a serious pervert.

"I don't know what fascinates me more: fan fiction or my own pathetic life."-Oh Random One, adapted by me
"Why am I covered in feathers?"-Bella Swan "I bit a pillow or two."-Edward Cullen"
"I got a fever and the only perscription is MORE COWBELL!"
"I can see Russia from my house!"-Tina Fey
"Oh My God, it's GOD!"-Jasper Hale "Jasper I am not God."-Author "Oh My God, God knows my name!"-Bad Fanfiction, adapted by Oh Random One and me
"And I kill you, and I kill you, and kill you."- Crazy
"Who would win, a vampire or a giant robot?" -Crazy, who is a Transformers fangirl
"Oh, I'll show you. CRUICO!""...Why are they pointing sticks at us?"-Harry Potter/Twilight/Transformers crossover (yep, its a crackfic)
"She's only interested in you because she thinks your the chosen one."-Hermione "But I AM the chosen one."--Harry
"So, have you ever noticed that the monkey is the only cookie animal to wear pants? And I was just wondering, don't the other cookie animals feel kinda ripped? I mean like, is the hippo going 'hey man, where are my pants? I have my hippo dignity!' and you know the monkey's just all 'I mock you with my monkey pants!' "-Oz
"I don't think anyone could come up with a stupider plan."-Cordelia "We attack the mayor with hummus."-Oz "I stand corrected."-Cordelia
"You have the emotional maturity of a blueberry scone!"-Giles
"Giles always says please when he gives me an order. And afterwards I get a cookie."-Buffy
"Just do it, Z-man. Reap the benefits of my sexual wisdom."-Angela Montenegro
"King of the Lab!"-Jack Hodgins and Zack Addy
"I slap you!"-South Park

An update on my current fics, so you people don't think I died, or perhaps don't care anymore (never, my friends. Never):

The Talk with Edward and Renesmee: This fic is finished, and thank you for the positive respose (you like me. You really like me! :') )

Codename S: Alright fanpeople and minions, after months of being completely AWOL, I have updated Codename S. In hindsight, the fact that I didn't get this idea sooner is a real testiment to my creativity. Or maybe I was just too busy fighting the homework ninjas...

Beta Update: If you have already sent me a request to beta a Twilight story, and now notice that I am not listed as accepting requests for Twilight, fear not. I took it down temporarily. If you have already sent me a request to Beta a Twilight story and I said I will read it, YOU ARE NOT AFFECTED.