As the unwitting personification of Death, reality exists to Lily through the veil of a backstage curtain, a transient stage show performed by actors who take their roles only too seriously. But as the Girl-Who-Lived, Lily's role to play is the most important of all, and come hell or high water play it she will, regardless of how awful Wizard Lenin seems to think she is at her job.

If YOU were sucked into the world of Death Note, your first thought would be - "Who slipped me acid?" Your second would be - "Who slipped me FREAK'N ACID?" And your third would be - "I know! I've read every volume and seen every episode like a good fanchild and I'll save the day! HOORAY!" Then things get complicated. LXOC (CONTINUED IN PART 2 - FOREVER THE FALLEN FAN!)

It was crucial, Tommy had said, that they arrived in the Third Age. The Third Age was the best age, that sweet spot in the timeline where they could do the most good without destroying the future. Tommy was dead though, and Lucy was lost: deposited unto the care of one hapless Glorfindel. Noldor were not to be trifled with, she learned belatedly. Doom was never far behind them. AU

Magister AU. The Fifth Blight strikes Ferelden, and Malcolm's old Tevinter citizenship chases the Hawke family north instead of south—straight into seats of power in the magisterium. Few in Minrathous welcome such foreigners, but when an unfriendly duel lands Danarius's prized slave squarely in Hawke's possession, not even a magister can predict the upheaval that follows.

When my own people cast me out, it was the enemy that took me in. / Atreia through the eyes of an exiled Asmodian; graphic descriptions of all kinds.

Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.

Darcy Lewis never imagined she'd be living in a house trailer in the New Mexico desert with the God of Thunder and his sociopath brother, but she's making the best of the situation. Until a frozen corpse shows up on the front porch. Casting herself as amateur sleuth, she embarks on a journey that will challenge her definitions of good, evil, love and what it is to be human.

Extreme AU: Fem/Kirk. James always had a talent for finding love in the strangest Places. However, even she was unaware that Romulans don't take no for an answer and Vulcans are territorial. Who knew? *NEW ENDING UP*

Sera, a normal college freshman seeking what little fun life has to offer in her books and her drawings, her games and her writings, is suddenly and brutally savaged by the oddest snow-globe-carrying elf in the world. Her world, at least, because whatever planet the pile of snow she lands in belongs to certainly has more to offer than a simple elf. M for language/violence.

In the near future, a reclusive young genius with an uncertain past finds herself in a world of danger, time travel, and mysterious blue boxes. ON (probably permanent) HIATUS. Don't read unless you're simply curious about my progress as a writer.

"Bowties are cool. Very cool. I am the King of Cool-no, rubbish title. King of Cats? Cats? No, that wouldn't work."

The Hashshashin, I would learn, do not kill with blades alone.

Something goes awry during a trip through the Well, and Kagome is stranded in the distant past where she encounters a familiar face. When a very young Sesshoumaru decides to keep her, the consequences ripple through time. SK. COMPLETE.

ANBU Captain Uchiha Itachi had things well planned out, until a medic-nin with ridiculous hair went and made herself interesting. Sakura insisted she was just doing her job, but Itachi didn't quite see it that way. Non-massacre. Sakura/Itachi.

Very AU & Alt Reality. Legolas never left Middle-Earth, but stayed behind to look after Aragorn's children--most specifically the first-born daughter of each generation. This generation's daughter was never prepared to believe in Elves, much less Legolas.

Nudge nearly blew up the washing machine. Iggy actually blew up Max's jeans. Now Max would like nothing better than to blow up Iggy. Fax, if you look hard enough.