Files on patient:

Name: Ash

Age: Junior in College

Education: Studying to graduate with a double major in Theater and Creative Writing. After that he plans to attend graduate school. He has yet to express what establishment he wishes to attend to do this, however.

Patient's symptoms: A reader and a writer, terminally ill with artistic narcissism and borderline moral nihilism. Somewhat repetitive and obsessive but not on a clinical level. He has also somehow acquired sewing apparatus and is attempting to stitch together silly outfits for himself. He has expressed the desire to God Tier despite the nonexistence of such a state of being. He claims that if he were to achieve this God Tier, he'd be a Prince of Rage and "wreck shit" in a place called Derse. Utter nonsense, really.

Plans of release: Indefinite

Tumblr: Lord Turkish

AO3: Lord Turkish

Is Currently recommending:

The one eyed Hatter, by kim-onka in the Pandora Hearts catagory. Trust me, It's worth reading.

Dear Mr Hatter, by Ophelia Feir in the Alice in Wonderland catagory. Truely amazing.

NEWS/UPDATES:

January 2nd, 2016

Popping by to do some cleanup. New Year's resolution: complete as many unfinished fics as physically and mentally possible. ALSO: My beta box is still open! I'm getting back to the people who have contacted me, so if you are one of them don't worry, I'm getting to 'ya.

July 15th, 2014

BROKEN CHAINS REDUX, MOTHERFUCKAAAAAAS

Pick your poison:

Here

AO3

Tumblr

Y'all are baby cherubs bless you guys every one.

June 28th, 2014

Wow, look who's a filthy rotten liar. It's me.

So I got carried away with writing Moral Nihilist. I kind of steamrolled through several chapters in the past month because I'm 99% percent certain Mr. Ampora himself took me over and decided it was about damn time to write a sob story about himself. I have regained control of my body now, however, to realize I still have that revision of Broken Chains sitting on my desktop waiting to be polished and published.

The temptation to continue wasting away time on Nihilist is strong, but I now have a gun pointed to my head with the caveat that Fishsticks McGee won't get his precious chapters posted until I'm at least five chapters in the revision polished & posted. So. I'm not going to throw around time promises but I can promise this: the next update to this page willbe Broken Chains Redux. No ifs, ands of buts. Also butts. There will be a severe lack of backside until I get that shit posted. I'm not entirely sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing, but it's a thing.

Anyhow, yeah. Peace and love, all that jazz, next time I see you it'll be will be with my bae Break.

May 20th, 2014

Alright fishbiscuts, here's how shit will go down.

The beginning of my revamp starts today with the posting of the prologue of Moral Nihilist, which will soon be followed up by Sleeper and Broken Chains Redux. This is awesome. I'm finally getting shit done. Look at me get shit done.

However this shit getting done has a method and here is the madness behind it:

Everything I write, this will be the first place I post it. Here will be the early drafts, the things that I might go back and tweak later. The stuff that goes up here will not be set to a specific schedule: yes consider yourselves warned. The same applies to my AO3, however my AO3 will lag about a day or two behind these updates. Last but not least, will be my writing blog.

My writing blog will be set to a schedule.

It's there where the most polished stuff will go, since editing posts on tumblr is hard for me for some strange reason.

Want to see the schedule? Here, knock yourself out!

Anyway, that's about all I have to say for the update. Hope you enjoy the prologue to Death of a Moral Nihilist because I sure had fun writing it!

April 29th, 2014

Profile image == Initiate Ampora.

Ampora initiated.

Wwelcome to the party landwwellin scum.

April 28th, 2014

Wow.

I've been shit at updating stuff.

With that being said, hello and welcome to the beginning of what I'm going to call "REVAMP FUCK YEAH: Watch as Ash tries to get his fanfic shit sorted." In other words, I'm going to attempt to clean up this profile and put it back into proper, straight-up use. As I haven't really touched this thing since I was in high school and that really needs to change since it's not like I haven't been writing fanfic. I've just been lazy about posting it, to be honest. But not anymore. Today, I am a new man reborn under the star of organization and responsibility.

Today, I'll wreck shit like Strider.

This means some of my stuff is going to be taken down. Mostly things I have decided aren't going anywhere, and there's little to no point in having them up on this site anymore since they do little more than clutter my profile. Everything left over will be going under massive edits and, hopefully, will be seeing some updates in the next couple of months.

The stories that will be getting the knife:

Warlock's Bane: This one, in all honesty, wasn't really going anywhere. It was just an excuse for me to drabble on about my headcanon for Magnus's backstory and in that the plot was thin and brittle. Also I wasn't a fan of how Magnus and Alec were turning out in this one. I just wasn't feeling it.

ATTMFAVAS: Fun while it lasted but in the end, nothing but stupid fluff. I'll probably stick this on my AO3 or writing blog for the sake of archival, but as of now it's clutter to me. So I'm sweeping it out.

The Mortal Quell: This was going to be a collaborative project between a highschool friend and myself, one that died when I moved away to university. I don't feel comfortable continuing it without her so I'm just going to take it down.

Hack and Slash: Kind of embarrassed about this one. If anything, this is the reason why I shouldn't/don't write Doctor Who fanfic. I simply don't feel comfortable toying with the universe. Every time I try I feel like I'm biting off more than I can chew. This fanfic serves as case and point. While the Doctor meeting Jack the Ripper is awesome in theory, I simply don't have the gumption to write it in a way that'd do it justice.

75th Quarter Quell: This one died real fast and I don't see it going anywhere. The characters were fun to play with, though, so I don't regret doing this in the first place.

Zero's Academy for the Reality Impaired: I may revisit this one someday, but as of now I don't have the desire/time to revise it. So I'm taking it down and filing it away to my desktop to maybe be touched upon again at a later date.

How Alec Cured His Angst: This falls under the same category as ATTMFAVAS in that, while it was fun at the time overall it was just silly fluff. So I'm taking it down.

The stories that will be revised:

Awake O Sleeper (Homestuck, Lil Hal)

Alec and a Half (Mortal Instruments, Alec Lightwood)

Pound of Flesh (Mortal Instruments, Magnus Bane)

Broken Chains (Pandora Hearts, Xerxes Break)

Violets and Roses (Alice in Wonderland, Cheshire Cat)

Through the Looking Glass (Alice in Wonderland/Twilight, Bella Swan) Aside: Yes, a Twilight fanfiction. Before you throw yourself off a bridge let me just say I've been building this idea for over a year and I *think* it will come out well.

Stories that may be transferred to Twitch's account:

Miracle (Mortal Instruments, majority of company)

City of Homoerotic Subtext (Mortal Instruments, Alec Lightwood)

Oneshots that will be merged together into one collection for the sake of organization and my own sanity:

Hard Candy (Mortal Instruments, Alec Lightwood)

MAGNUS: The Owner's Guide and Manual (Mortal Instruments, Magnus Bane)

Nailpolish (Mortal Instruments, Magnus Bane)

Stories that I have not posted on here but I plan to post if the future is kind:

Death to the Old Gods (Homestuck)

Nitrogen Narcosis (Homestuck, Dirk Strider)

Diaries of a Moral Nihilist (Homestuck, Eridan Ampora)

Jesus, Kanye and other irreverent Gods of the new age (Homestuck)