Hello!

I'm Kathy, the creator of this account, although it is not only me who will be posting. Martyna and Miranda, my best friends, will be joining me on this account. Henceforth "TheThreeSexyMusketers". I'm a genius, am I not? Just kidding. :) I hope you like our stories, although most of them are going to be jokes. Or cheep-o oneshots. Or both.

Martyna's section:

Story: Sheriff Edward I like, and another one is in the making. :
MUAHAHAHAHA .
kay . well i guess thank to Kathy for making up the title ? LMFAO.

yoou suck, and you know it. ;)
LMFAO. im juuussstt kidding CAASIN. ifly, and yoou knoow it. :)

kay well, so my name is Martyna.

and i love everything . xD

LMFAAAAO.

uhm je suis random avec my retard friends. :)

loool

i looove Twilight, blah, blah, blah .

and uhm .

POLSKA FOREVER !

YEEEEES.

loool. well im gonna finish this now.

but be ready to hear from me again

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

zaaank yoooou.

TinTin

Kathy's Section!!

Stories: Promise Me One Thing has been posted! Thanks to Martyna for the title of the story. You rock my marching socks! I'm working on the fourth chapter, and it hates me. Also, I have posted I'll See to the End of Your Existence and How Crazy Does That Sound? Sorry that my writing isn't as awesome as most people's, but I'm trying. And please, tell me how I can fix it!

A little about me:
...My first slash ship was Harry/Draco. I was like, 11 or 12 when I first started reading fanfictions. I thought it would be funny to read about gay guys. It wasn't. I almost started crying. The fic was so good. I don't even remember what it was about, I was just like... "Whoah. That's hot."
...I don't really like Twilight. I know, I know, 'WTF is wrong with you, woman!?', But I really don't. Especially Bella. I wanted her to die.
...One more thing, POLSKA FOREVER!! We're soo CAASINS, Tyna, and you know it. Miranda, I don't care what you say, but the boy from The Messengers is not cute. At all. And yes! Bella shall die, Miron. I'm verryy excitte!!

Miranda's section:

Story : It's just me and him now, forever and ever. (Sorry, I, Kathy, had to change the title because it was inappropriate.)

Yes, most of my stories are going to be jokes (they're easier to write but I'm working on a story about Edward/Alice and the Volturi).

I read A LOT of fanfics and I almost cried when I read the first chapter of Kathys so it's going to be awesome.

I also read to much (I've read Twilight like 20 times)

and... my nickname is Miron (which I prefer)

ALSO... I LOVE TWILIGHT!! WOOTT!! Edward Cullen is MY boyfriend nobody steal him :P

ALSO KATHY FOR YOUR INFO... you know the boy from the messenger is sexy you just don't want me to have him :(

and i agree kathy. bella must die . soon