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Joined 09-17-08, id: 1695474, Profile Updated: 05-12-13
Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter.

Name: Ashley

Age: 19, 20 in January

Gender: Female

Location: North Carolina, US

About me: Um, I don't really know what to say, so I guess I'll just start off with my fandoms. My first and one true love was/is Harry Potter, my HP OTP is Sirius/Remus. Then I got into The Avengers, my OTP ship for Marvel is Thorki. Then I found the wonderful world of BBC Sherlock and now I'm obsessed with Johnlock. So excited for series 3!

My Tumblr( (where I spend most of my time nowadays): http:///

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are and add a stereotype to the list.) Added as a request from DarkAngel707.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI and YURI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
My parents/parent was or are into drinking and doing drugs, so I must drink and do drugs too.
I'm not a poser or a goth or a skater or emo or a jock, so I must be a prep.
My favorite color is pink so must be a prep who worships BARBI.
I'm SMART so I MUST not have friends
I'm a LESBIIAN so i Must burn in hell
grew up with two homosexual parents, so I MUST be a homosexual too
I'm OBSESSED with fanfiction so I MUST have no life
I have been in lots of school fights, so I MUST be easily angered
I DON'T WEAR MAKEUP, so I MUST have no self esteem
I wear BAGGY CLOTHES so I MUST think I'm fat
I wear FLANNEL SHIRTS so I MUST be a lesbian
I'm LESBIAN so I MUST want to dive between every girls legs and fuck her senseless
I'm RANDOM and have a short attention span so I MUST have ADHD
I am LESBIAN so I MUST think that ALL boys are jerks
I'm a twin, so I MUST have no friends

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Losing It by gnrkrystle reviews
After walking in on her boyfriend sleeping with someone else, Hermione decides to take her virginity in her own hands, and maybe help wizard-kind while she's at it. Post Hogwarts. *UPDATED WITH ALTERNATE ENDING*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 60,665 - Reviews: 646 - Favs: 1,293 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 2/16/2016 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Hermione G. - Complete
The Battle in the Palace & Out of the Freezer by Avice.cr reviews
Bored without a case Sherlock is forced to give in to the temptation of dreaming about John. But dreaming isn't enough any more. SLASH and there will also be HET when Greg feels lonely and finds out whether Molly can get over her infatuation with Sherlock. And more SLASH added. Incl. humour.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,491 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/13/2013 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
What Is and Never Was by Madame Seshat reviews
"We can't keep doing this Severus" she said, sitting up on the bed and wrapping the sheet around herself. "You say that every time"
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,208 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/3/2012 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Why We Fight by CharlieSchulz reviews
"You know I wouldn't be me if weren't for you Sirius. You're my best friend. We're like," he laughs, "like some kind of f-ed up, incestuous brothers. And nothing's going to change that." Sirius/James
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,292 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/16/2011 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Fate is a Naughty Witch by Savva reviews
The wizard made a final step towards the young witch and covered her little hand on his chest with his, while whispering huskily, "Let me help you with this, witch." Seduction at its finest. Sirius/Hermione. Romance/Humour.AU.Post-Hogwarts
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,423 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Sirius B., Hermione G. - Complete
The Road Less Traveled by verityburns reviews
Sherlock realises that John's dating habits involve an unacceptable level of risk... what if he meets an unusually tolerant woman and ends up getting married? Slash / Romance / Angst / Humour ... Now with added Christmas!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 76,886 - Reviews: 1557 - Favs: 3,359 - Follows: 748 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Compatibility by Andarte reviews
MoM passes new law, which permits people to choose their mates so long as they score high enough mutual scores on a magical test to be considered "compatible." When Hermione and Ron fail the test miserably, Hermione has to face facts. AU/AR.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,722 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
strange and awkward no longer by DracoAndHermioneGetItOn reviews
I love Luna and Neville and felt they need a hot little romp of their own! RATED VERY M!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,679 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Luna L., Neville L. - Complete
Bowl Full of Cherries by MystressXOXO reviews
Severus, Hermione, and a bowl full of cherries.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Snape's Black Towel by moni1914 reviews
Hermione walks in on Snape wearing nothing but a towel.--rated m for possible future chapters. oh yea i own nothing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,873 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 3/24/2010 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
In the Prefect's Bathroom by Ms-Figg reviews
Hermione goes into the Prefect's bathroom to enjoy a luxury bathing experience, but she's interrupted and has to hide. Adult/sexual content, graphic descriptions.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,972 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Complete
Naughty Snippets by Ms-Figg reviews
WARNING: EXPLICIT/GRAPHIC/GRATUITOUS ADULT CONTENT! A Collection of nonrelated oneshots PWP most featuring HGSS, some Lucius, Draco & OC Marcus, BDSM,Bond,CBT,Dom,FMM,HC,MF,NC,OC,Oral,Peg,PWP,Toys Not for delicate sensibilities
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,482 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Hard Times for Severus Snape by Ms-Figg reviews
Severus is working on a male enhancement potion and Albus informs him he has to mentor an apprentice over the summer months. We all know who that is, don't we? Graphic Content, AU, HUMOR, lemons and more M/F
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 64,838 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 728 - Follows: 160 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
All Finished Then by Betta329 reviews
Lily, James, and some of the Marauders have stayed at Hogwarts during Christmas break. After much coaxing, James has convinced the others to allow him and his girlfriend some time to exchange gifts. Adult themes. Sirius is involved, too. :-
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,289 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 26 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
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Sev and Lily Story reviews
Just a little story to test my writing abilities. This is not a ploy to get reviews, I really do want to know what you guys think of it. It's sort of an alternate view of Severus and Lily's relationship. I know, it's been done a thousand times before.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 491 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Lily Evans P., Severus S.
Phoenix Lament
Set two years after the war, Harry is having trouble getting over all the people lost and needs help from his wife Ginny.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
April Showers reviews
April showers bring May flowers. No one ever said anything about thunder. Rated T for awkwardness, maybe language, and because I'm paranoid.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/11/2010 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Doing What's Right
I guess this is the cost of doing what's right..."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Insomniac Love reviews
Lily has insomnia and goes to Severus for help. This is my first fic. Don't hate me! Rated T just in case.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/17/2009 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete