The dreaded sequel to Super Smash Bros. Melee: EXPOSED. Will likely be very offensive. Read at your own discretion. This story reflects what REALLY goes on at HAL Laboratories when the Brawlers are out of battle!

What REALLY happens behind the scenes of SSB Melee? Find out! WARNING: Includes silly shounen-ai and lots of cursing! 8/8 chapters done!

Heh like the 12 Days of Christmas, only the 8 instead, with Super Smash Bros. Melee: EXPOSED!!

Zyabor and I teamed up to write a REALLY messed-up fanfic O_o

A rhyming poem about the BEST toon orange spotty bobcat in the entire world, Bonkers D. Bobcat!

Dark fic. Link questions his reality, purpose, and meaning.

Link has a dream. Or is it really JUST a dream? Please r/r, if I get good feedback I might continue!

Suicide Squirrel joins the army to get rid of those blasted Tediz, but gets quite a bit more than he bargained for. Based on the Total War multiplayer game. Chapters 1-4 so far, and more to come!

A few Mario Kart haiku I thought of while playing the game. Enjoy.

A regular high school girl finds out that she's destined to fight the evils of anti-anime with her best friend, along with her Digimon and her Pokémon. She's Sailor Anime!

A short story about Sailor Cocoon/Sailor Heavy Metal Papillon (from the manga). Please read!

After another long night of drinking, Conker finds himself in the DK Isles... more parts soon to come with more cool parodies! Parts 1-4 so far, more to come.

Songfic to Prozzak's It's Not Me It's You. Poor Linkie ^^;;; has slight language, but very little. I wub Prozzäk :D

A boy meets with a shadow being that changes his life forever and takes him on a journey, parts of it are quite dark. Lots of magic-oriented stuff, this takes place WAY before the Pokémon games and TV show. Chapters prologue-3, more coming soon.

What I think about that stupid Matt + Sora thing. Sorry folks, this IS Taiora.

What would happen if Link's weapons, armor and such could talk. I bet Link's pretty glad they can't. WARNING: This story is... slightly abnormal. OK, so it's seriously abnormal. Parts of it may be uhh, offensive. So, be careful. This kind of weirdness is

These are terrible :p if you've ever read Encounters With Weakémon, you should read this as well. However, the jokes are sometimes offensive, and yada yada yada. You've been warned, or something!

A totally stupid but very funny fic I wrote once when I was bored. Chapters 1-5 in here.

The thoughts that go through Link's head as he searches for Navi.

Actually it's not all romance, it's a lot of genres. My first actual Zelda fic, R&R PLEASE!

My first songfic, a parody to "You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch".

What would have happened if Usagi and Seiya had met sooner