Hey what's up, Shadow here.
Just to let you know, you are on my profile, as if you haven't figured that out yet.
And if you haven't ... keep reading. It'll hit you eventually.

I haven't been on Fanfiction for very long, but I do enjoy writing (alot) in my free time. Stories by me usually incorporate either humor or romance (or both) and are most commonly in first person, although I am trying to break that habit. My own work is in the editing process, so I hope you can bear with me and my not-so-frequent updates.

Feel free to message me anytime you have a question/comment concerning just about anything.

A Little More About Me:

Favorite Food: Sushi and all forms of Italian food

Favorite Color(s): Black, sky blue, sea green, white

Favorite Animal: Arctic wolf

Favorite Word: Platypi

Favorite Book Series: Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Harry Potter, Hunger Games

Favorite Book Couple(s): Percabeth; Dramione (yes, highly unlikely in any case, but you've gotta admit they'd be adorable); Katniss x Gale (no nickname, I think)

Favorite Anime: Naruto, Vision of Escaflowne, Code Lyoko (I swear, CL is semi-anime!), Bleach

Favorite Anime Couple(s): SakuSasu, NaruHina; Van x Hitomi; Ulrich x Yumi, Odd x Aelita, Jeremy x Aelita; RenRuki, IshiHime, IchiHime, RanGin, HitsuHina, KenUno

Favorite Manga: +Anima, Bride of the Water God

Favorite Movies: Spirited Away, Howl's Moving Castle, Princess Mononoke (yup, all from Miyazaki)

Favorite Music Style(s): Pop, rock, country, alternative, J-pop, K-pop

Favorite Singer(s): Taylor Swift, Vanessa Carlton, BoA, YUI, Kana Nishino

Favorite Band(s): Paramore, The Fray, Nickelback, Supercell, Nico Touches the Walls, SHINee

Favorite Song(s): Stay Beautiful, Teardrops on my Guitar, Sparks Fly, Better than Revenge, Enchanted; Ordinary Day, Thousand Miles; Tokyo; Utakata Hanabi; Lucifer

Current Works:

Camp Getaway: Percy Jackson and the Olympians, set between the forth and fifth books, slightly AU, most certainly Percabeth

The Last Tear: Code Lyoko, set in the fourth season, slightly AU, somewhat dark with tinges of humor if you squint

Of Reason and Rationality: Code Lyoko, set anytime you want, Odd centric, hopefully very humorous with Odd's attempts at being smarter than Jeremy

I don't plan on writing anymore new multi-chapter Fanfics until I finish Camp Getaway, but I hope to get some Harry Potter stories written (involving the Weasley twins or the Mauraders, of course) along with the possibility of a Naruto or a Bleach fiction.

This, of course, like everything else in the world, is subject to change.

Thoughts to Ponder:

Do not use an axe to kill the fly on your friend's head.

I'll be rich and famous when I invent something that stabs people over the internet.

On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the Escape key.

Silence is golden, but duct tape is sliver!

A rejected invention: Instant water! Just add water!

If someone doesn't answer you, it's not because they're deaf. It's because they're ignoring you.

I'm not smiling at you, I'm trying not to laugh.

Just because I'm moody doesn't mean you're not irritating.

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.

There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have destroyed this line.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is that frisbee getting closer?" Then it hits me.

When in doubt, make words up!

There are three kinds of people: those who can count, and those who can't.

You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.

Knowledge is power and power corrupts. Study hard; be evil.

We all know sanity is the trademark of a weak mind.

Insanity is just a word for "eccentric genius".

I'm not supposed to make sense. That would defeat the purpose of confusing people.

Why be difficult, when, with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Look!! (points) A distraction!!

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good.

People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.

I am immature, and I accept this, thus I am mature.

I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.

Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls.

In order to lose your mind, you have to have one in the first place.

Never argue with an idiot, they'll bring you down to thier level then beat you with experience.

You don't need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.

Anatidaephobia is the fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you.

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.

With a sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine.

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

I know you beleive you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.

Doing nothing is actually very hard to do because you never know when you're finished.

The secret to success is knowing who to blame for your failures.

Always remember that you are unique. Just like everybody else.

When the winds of change blow hard enough, even the most trivial of things can become deadly projectiles.

Some places remain unknown because no one has dared to venture forth. Others remain so because nobody has come back.

Consistancy is only a virtue if you aren't a screwup.

The human brain starts the moment you are born and does not stop until you stand up to speak in public.

An expert is a man who tells you a simple thing in a confused way in such a fashion as to make you think the confusion is your own fault.

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile way and you have their shoes.

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.

“You idiots! These are not them! You’ve captured their stunt doubles!”

Black holes result from God dividing the universe by zero.

You know what the trouble about real life is? There's no danger music.

And he said, "Take my hand, live while you can.
Don't you see your dreams lie right in the palm of your hand?"

~Ordinary Day, by Vanessa Carlton~