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Joined 07-12-08, id: 1632891, Profile Updated: 04-05-10
Author has written 5 stories for Twilight, Of Mice and Men, and Harry Potter.

Hush, little fangirl, don't say a word
Everyone knows that your love's absurd

If your love doesn't flicker out,
You'll have to learn to live without

If that loneliness makes you cry
You may as well shrivel up and die

If that death is too scary for you
Continue to obsess 'til you turn blue

If that blue just isn't your shade
It's probably because your brain's decayed

If you're desperate and wish to change
Admit that your love is considered deranged.

If you finally accomplish this goal
You'll realize what it means to have self-control.

Hush, little fangirl, don't say a word
No one really cares if your voice is heard

(Don't steal it thinking it's a copy/paste meme. I wrote it, and I'll bite you if I see it again.)

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Twilight in a Nutshell reviews
Parody summary of the Twilight Series.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,400 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/18/2012 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Complete
Freddie and Ella x3 reviews
Parody/poem. Freddie is just looking for a bride; Ella is the perfect one for him.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Harry Potter in a Nutshell reviews
Parody summary of the Harry Potter series. Each chapter is a different book from the series!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,667 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/14/2010 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Harry P.
EDWARD CULLEN:Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual reviews
So you've finally purchased the much desired EDWARD CULLEN unit. Just read these following instructions, and you're sure to enjoy your new unit.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,775 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Edward - Complete
A Eulogy for Lennie Small reviews
Written in George's Point of View at Lennie's funeral.
Of Mice and Men - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 327 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Complete