Hush, little fangirl, don't say a word
Everyone knows that your love's absurd

If your love doesn't flicker out,
You'll have to learn to live without

If that loneliness makes you cry
You may as well shrivel up and die

If that death is too scary for you
Continue to obsess 'til you turn blue

If that blue just isn't your shade
It's probably because your brain's decayed

If you're desperate and wish to change
Admit that your love is considered deranged.

If you finally accomplish this goal
You'll realize what it means to have self-control.

Hush, little fangirl, don't say a word
No one really cares if your voice is heard

(Don't steal it thinking it's a copy/paste meme. I wrote it, and I'll bite you if I see it again.)