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AO3: @Shamwowzer

gmail: shamwowzerr

-If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.

-At the end of the game, the king and the pawn are in the same box.

-Books won't stay banned. They won't burn. Ideas won't go to jail. In the long run of history, the censor and the inquisitor have always lost. The only sure weapon against bad ideas is better ideas.

11.13.08: Check ya later peoples! I'll update as soon as possible! I got my computer back from the doctors, so I'll be online much, much more!

12.3.08: Yay! Another update! I've got a new story! Check that out!

2.28.09: Ugh. More quotes, I updated a story, and I am officially putting a claim on a new series.

3.13.08: New Quotes. Sorry, no updates as of yet. T.T Soon! I promise!

6.15.09: Still no updates to the stories, but as I doubt any of you are reading this, it doesn't really matter that I write this . . . So yeah . . . . Later!

8.7.09: New quotes, no updates, no Beta, no nothing. -heavy sigh- I am working though.

2.19.2011: Been a looooong time since I've logged on. Been even longer since I updated Twilight. -heavy sigh-

05.03.17: Jesus Christ it's been forever since I started on ffn. Unfortunately, as many of you can tell, Twilight has not been updated in quite some time. Like years. I lost inspiration for the story a long time ago and at best will go through and make it less cringe. But don't expect updates. :/

06.04.18: I am almost never on this site anymore. I almost exclusively read on AO3 at this point. I've been writing, but not posting. I still hope to eventually clean up the one train wreck of a story I posted once upon a time. But who knows. Most likely all you'll get is another update three years from now. \_(ツ)_/