Hi everybody!!

My name is Sam!! Memorize it, for I will one day own the world and all of it's French fries!!

Ok, whatever.

I'm gonna be a writer. Duh. That's kinda why I'm here. But I mean, this is my thing. I love it!!

Now that the obvious is over, moving on.

I'm insane!! I live for my laptop, my books, my cellphone, my stuffed animals, my friends, and my little sister. Hahaha which is weird, but true, no matter how absolutely evil and cruel and sadistic she is. Being a hermit is basically how I live. No!! I'M A HOBO!! I kid, I kid. I'm exciteable, and crazy, and hyper, and nonsensical, and just looking for fun. TALK TO ME!! I THINK I MIGHT BE FUNNY!!

Alrighty. Check out my stuffies, talk to me, natch. Oh, and when I've been here for a month, I'm gonna be a beta, so if you like my stuff(or me) and actually want me to be a beta for you, let me know!! Please? Thanks!

Later!