ArtandLieshide bio
 Author has written 13 stories for Wicked, Harry Potter, Rizzoli & Isles, and A song of Ice and Fire. Interests: Education, Literature, 90s pop culture, social justice, San Francisco community and culture, musicals (Wicked, Phantom, Spring Awakening, Evita, Notre Dame de Paris, Sound of Music, Moulin Rouge, Disney), parrots, travel (all over), character-driven television (ST: Voyager and Deep Space Nine, Rizzoli & Isles, Nurse Jackie, Law and Order: SVU, The X-Files, Battlestar Galactica: 2003, Queer as Folk). Avid reader: Jeanette Winterson (all, esp. Art and Lies, The Stone Gods, Written on the Body, and The.Powerbook), Gregory Maguire, Michael Cunningham, Barbara Kingsolver, Orson Scott Card, Jeffrey Eugenides, James Joyce, Sarah Waters, Homer, Stephen King (Dark Tower series), John Donne poetry, Wuthering Heights, Harry Potter, Wally Lamb, Jonathan Strange and Mr. Norrell, Rick Riordan, Life of Pi, Chuck Palahniuk, David Sedaris, John Irving, fanfic all over the place, etc. etc. Fan fiction: Xena (Melissa Good, The Speed of the Beat of My Heart), Star Trek: Voyager (Gina Dartt, J/7), Wicked (Gelphie, bookverse), Law and Order: SVU, Harry Potter femslash, uber fics. New loves: Rizzoli & Isles. Favorite Quotes: "There's no such thing as autobiography; there's only art and lies." I appreciate well-written, thoughtful fan fiction. I look for stories that demonstrate a grasp of the original characters and do not detract from the original book/show/source. I've only just decided to add to the fanfic universe and greatly appreciate the comments that I've received so far. I am in search of a beta but have no idea how to go about finding one. I'm looking for someone who can point out style and character inconsistencies. http:/// twitter: art_and_lies84 |
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Bonding by asouldreams reviews
Morning twilight; a starlit sky; to have you; to hold you; to love you; forever...bound. As darkness rises, friendships are tested, allegiances made & love is re-discovered & lost; set during Hogwarts yr 2009-10. A friendship that turns into so much more. Hermione/Minerva. Remains canon compliant through books not Pottermore. Harry, Ginny, Ron, includes most characters from books
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 154 - Words: 1,223,150 - Reviews: 4591 - Favs: 1,029 - Follows: 1,220 - Updated: 4/21/2019 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Minerva M., Hermione G.
Don't Wish, Don't Start Wishing Only by ComingAndGoingByBubble reviews
Out Of Oz fanfiction. I found a quote from Wicked in it, and wrote this. Based on Rain's time with Lady Glinda. I took some liberties, so beware. Read and Review! One shot. Gelphie if you squint!
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Glinda U. - Complete
Aucune Defense Pour Toi by D. Geheimnis reviews
Fleur is not an expert in the ways of love, but in Hermione's final year with time running out, the learning curve is steep. Written, with permission, as a companion piece to Dreiser's "No Defense for You" in Fleur's POV. Please note: a slightly more updated version (less typos) lives on AO3. Any chance of a sequel will be posted there as well.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 37 - Words: 176,129 - Reviews: 1113 - Favs: 1,942 - Follows: 992 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Hermione G., Fleur D. - Complete
The Perils of Interior Decorating by spoowriterfic reviews
Another post-ep for "We Don't Need Another Hero." Jane notices a couple of additions Maura's made to her house. She is not pleased. A little goofier than most of my stories.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,787 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/17/2011 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
The Philosophy Club by Hitokiri Hobbit reviews
On a haphazard visit to a bar for "deviants," wealthy Catholic-school-girl Glinda sees a performance that will alter her life. Story is character-based, rather than world-based.
Wicked - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,836 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 4/30/2011 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Glinda U., Elphaba T.
The Secret Diary of Bass Isles by TheFutilitarian reviews
Third party POV on Rizzoli/Isles. Together. Eventually. He's only ever had a guest appearance but I'm sure everyone was left intrigued by the burning question - just what does Bass Isles think of everything that's going on...?
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,300 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 8/14/2010 - M. Isles, J. Rizzoli
The Mating Behaviour of Dr Maura Isles by TheFutilitarian reviews
Rizzoli/Isles. Like more than BFFs, y'all. Honestly, the title pretty much sums it up - Maura's POV on well...just quite how to...woo.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,876 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 55 - Published: 8/5/2010 - M. Isles, J. Rizzoli - Complete
Still Waters by Kelly Chambliss reviews
In 1995, Albus Dumbledore invites Wilhelmina Grubbly-Plank to serve as a substitute professor of Care of Magical Creatures. But she has to think it over. Femmeslash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,299 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/14/2010 - [W. Grubbly-Plank, Minerva M.] P. Sprout - Complete
The Little Red Book by fgee reviews
I hate Galinda for one simple reason, because she’s just to Ozdamned beautiful not to hate. Gelphie
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,707 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/2/2010 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Elphaba T., Glinda U.
A Hogmanay Carol by the real snape reviews
Once the Hogwarts Christmas celebrations are over, Minerva can look forward to a lovely Hogmanay alone. Then she has a visitor ...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,605 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Minerva M., R. Hooch - Complete
Miss Elphaba by LexusGrey reviews
Bookverse fic exploring the relationship dynamics between Glinda and Elphaba, with occasional extraneous plot points mixed in. Warning: the dynamics include D/s undertones, most certainly.
Wicked - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 31,905 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Elphaba T., Glinda U.
Trainspotting by Kelly Chambliss reviews
My take on the question, "What if our heroes had lost the Battle of Hogwarts?" Minerva in the Muggle world. With Hooch interludes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,963 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 1/26/2009 - [Minerva M., R. Hooch] Harry P., OC - Complete
After the Fact by spheeris1 reviews
Gabrielle POV :: Somewhat sexual... :: Somewhere in Season Six :: 'Gabrielle can't help how life goes - there is just before Xena and there is after Xena.'
Xena: Warrior Princess - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Gabrielle, Xena - Complete
A Night's Entertainment by The Noble Arduenna reviews
Elphaba and company enjoy a night at the theatre. Bookverse. A bit tongue-in-cheek, both literally and figuratively.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,708 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Elphaba T., Glinda U. - Complete
The Queen Lies Down by She's Not Here reviews
The end of a chess game that plays in Minerva's head could be the start of something entirely new. But only if they live through the embarrassment, the misunderstanding, the discomfort, and one unexpected hot flash. One Shot. MM and HG Post DH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Hermione G., Minerva M. - Complete
Through the Eyes of the Good Witch by blowers-daughtr reviews
Glinda explains, in detail, the nature of her relationship with Elphaba. Not necessarily bookverse, but draws on one of the rumors in the book.
Wicked - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,712 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Glinda U., Elphaba T. - Complete
Oh My by tigertales reviews
Ever had an "Oh My" moment? A moment when you looked around and simply said, "Oh my Gawd!" MM/HG femslash. Don't like? Then please do not read.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,808 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 38 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Minerva M., Hermione G. - Complete
The War of the Worlds: Darkness Rising by Doctor Wolfie reviews
In wartorn England, Elphaba and Fiyero have made names for themselves. But while they’re shaky and Voldermort unleashes a new weapon, who in their right mind would decide to bring Glinda over for a surprise? Dumbledore would. Gelphie. HP crossover.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 110,986 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/24/2007 - Published: 12/4/2006 - Elphaba T., Glinda U. - Complete
The Week of Ill Repute by Chudley Cannon reviews
[WICKED FIC] Bookverse Takes place during Chapter 8 of Part II, when Glinda and Elphaba make the journey from Shiz to the Emerald City, which took more than a week’s time. This is what happened during. ElphabaGlinda
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 36,887 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 11/12/2005 - Published: 10/4/2004
Alas for Impropriety by Yvi reviews
[Wicked, bookverse] It isn't easy rooming with the Wicked Witch of the West. ElphabaGalinda
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,696 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/12/2004
Am Thinking by saudades reviews
Wickfic; Bookverse. Thoughts on thinking.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,401 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/3/2004
The Suffering of Incapability by Chudley Cannon reviews
[WICKED FIC] Bookverse. The sad facts of one tumultuous relationship. ElphabaGlinda
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,108 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/26/2004 - Complete
Knowledge by paranoidkitten reviews
One night; two sets of memories. (Femmeslash)
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/6/2004 - Ezri D., Jadzia D.
Pain & Press by WolfHawk reviews
*COMPLETE* Hermione/Fleur. FEMMESLASH. Reasonably short happy fluffy slash piece involving HG/FD. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,585 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 59 - Published: 3/28/2003 - Hermione G., Fleur D. - Complete
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Forging reviews
Asha Greyjoy meets the Queen Across the Water. Not canon, obviously, but would take place midway through A Storm of Swords. A bit PWP.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Asha G., Daenerys T./Dany - Complete
The Restricted Section reviews
PWP. Ginny and Hermione try to keep quiet in the library. Written in response to a prompt found at the Third Annual Femslash Kink Meme, found here: femslash-kink./
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,028 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Ginny W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Hard Way reviews
The hard way resulted in the most gratifying of victories, Maura found.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/12/2011 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
Boundaries reviews
Harry and Hermione attempt to redraw the boundaries of their lives after Ron leaves. Set during and after the dance scene in The Deathly Hallows: Part 1.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Ship Two Fic Two Trope Two reviews
Jane and Maura discover the world of fanfiction.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,477 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/31/2010 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
Above Covers Failure reviews
She sat in a crumpled pile on the cool concrete, watching that naked ass saunter away. An invitation. A warning. - Sequel to "Under Covers Champion."
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,397 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 11/26/2010 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles
Regarding the Covers reviews
It lunged at her every time she entered the morgue, swiped at her with its claws and threatened her otherwise simple life. Happiness had claimed Jane for its own, and for Maura. - Sequel to "Above Covers Failure."
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,487 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 133 - Published: 12/29/2010 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles
Under Covers Champion reviews
Jane finds herself in the back seat of Maura's car after a night of debauchery. Inspired by the infamous tweets.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,458 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 8/15/2010 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
More Sombre Tones and Colours reviews
In August of 1944, a curious event at a London train station has the potential to forever alter Minerva McGonagall's life. A visitor, a romance, a war, and a world at stake. WARNING: Crossover fic with Wicked.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,816 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Minerva M.
Noises Above reviews
The neighbors complain about the noises above.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,775 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 9/1/2010 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
Concussion reviews
The violence and concussion of our bodies remind me that this is very, very wrong.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Ginny W., Hermione G. - Complete
Handkerchiefs reviews
What the hell was Maura talking about? "What do handkerchiefs have to do with anything?"
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,603 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/22/2010 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
Basis Determinable reviews
The covert resistance efforts against the Wizard were successful. Glinda discovers Elphaba's reentrance into society.
Wicked - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,228 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Elphaba T., Glinda U.
