HI! I'm Sydney. Review my fanfics and I will love you for life! Edward, Emmet, and Jasper are mine. Go find your own vamps! Um. Yea. Here's some more info.

age: 13

grade: 8th

fav color: purple

fav food: pizza and ice cream

location: NYsome words of wisdom: dont worry. everyone on fanfic is just as crazy/weird as you.

My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marsh mellows and flirting with the firemen Good friends will pick you up when your fall, BEST FRIENDS will push you back down and laugh
Good friends ask why you're crying, BEST FRIENDS already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry
Good friends will say you can do better, BEST FRIENDS will call him up and say "You have seven days to live"
Good friends will help you with your drug problem, BEST FRIENDS are the ones who sold it to you
A good friend will bail you out of jail, a great friend will be sitting next to you in your cell going "We fucked up, huh?"

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more

Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, and then kill them.

Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls

Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped. There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'

He Said: I don't know why you wear a bra, you have nothing to put in it.

She Said: You wear pants don't you?

Don’t mess with me I've got a stick.

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

Boys are like Slinky's, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

Boys are like purses: cute, full of crap, and always replaceable

Boys are like skateboards, they can go fast but usually there pretty slow.

Boys are like knives, usefull but they'll cut you eventually.

If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.I

If you've ever imagined yourself killing off a fictional character so that you could steal her fictional boyfriend, copy this into your profile.

If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

if there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've met your not-blood related twin (in resemblance or personality), copy and paste this in your profile. (Fraternal twin...freaky!)

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

~pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.

If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals don't use the meat, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight that whenever you hear thunder you think of vampires playing baseball. Copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever tried blocking your thoughts about how georgous Edward Cullen is because you don't want said georgous Edward Cullen to hear, copy and paste this into your profile

Emmet Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916

Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843

Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901

Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916

Edward Cullen: Hotter and Spicier Than You since 1901

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off!

IF YOU LOVE EDWARD CULLEN, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE AND SCREAM!

If you get pissed and throw a fit until all the people in the room run away whenever someone says that the characters of Twilight aren't real, copy this into your profile.

If you want Bella to turn into a vampire, copy this into your profile. (This one better spread like wildfire.)

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile

If you truely believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile

If you think the semi-colon is completely useless, stupid, annoying and plotting to destroy the English language as we know it, put this in your pro!

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've reread TWILIGHT over four times...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you would jump under a speeding train for a date with Edward Cullen, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile

If you think that Twilight is the best book known to woman (and man)...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If when you have a boy, you'd consider naming him Edward copy this into your profile. (I think Edward is really scared right now...)

If when you have a girl, you'd consider naming her Isabella, copy this into your profile

If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and past this into your profile.

If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile.

If you are absolutly in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional charater Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that losers hate/don't get Twilight, copy this into your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you know you have an un-healthy obession with any or all Cullens, but you don't really care because even though admitting you have a problem is the first step to healing, frankly, you don't wanna heal, add this to your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile.

if you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile.

if you've ever walked into a wall before copy this into your profile.

AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullen’s Including Bella Disorder.

AV is Addicted to Vampires

ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder

If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile

if you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile

If you think I am an absolute obsessed geek because I have the above, copy this and the above into your profile. :D.