May La Nee
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Joined 06-13-08, id: 1603541, Profile Updated: 08-04-20
Author has written 14 stories for Harry Potter, and X-Men: The Movie.

Hi!
My name is Melanie. :)
I'm an adult who enjoys getting absorbed in imaginary worlds, mostly those of my own partial making. Writing and drawing are huge hobbies of mine. Obviously the writing can be found mostly on this very site, but if you dare you could find me on Instagram at @maylaneez for some visual work. Prepare for very little fandom content and some drawn gore and such.

Philosophy and psychology are two of my main interests and the inner workings of the human mind are endlessly fascinating to me.
My favourite characters are Craig Toomey from The Langoliers, Agent Cooper from Twin Peaks, Draco Malfoy from Harry Potter and Erik Lehnsherr from X-Men.

In general, please note that attitudes expressed by characters do not necessarily reflect my own and know that I love reviews as much as the next person, I just refuse to beg for them within a story.

Personal projects:
-I'm working on Residue, multi-chapter thing that's just spilling out of me. It's inspired by IRONY STRIKES. This oneshot takes place in the same world, but it's tonally different. (Harry/Draco, Aurors, drama/horror/hurt-comfort/, features OCs)
-I am currently eleven chapters into rewriting The Muggle's Curse. (Draco-centric gen/horror/drama) It'll be pretty great!
-Convenient Tremors is under construction.
-Stains is very dear to me, I took it down in 2016 so I can clean it up both ethically and grammatically. (Draco/Ron hurt/comfort)
-There is a huge X-Men universe story that grew over multiple years that needs to be written up somehow at some point. (Magneto/Mystique AU featuring OCs)
-The occasionall oneshot may seep onto the web.

There are also two collaborations in the works:

The Rainboiis
I'm writing a cluster of stories with Klybneeka.
It's titled The Rainboiis and it's based on an AU RP which for the characters, chronologically, is Hugo/Scorpius that becomes Draco/Hugo.
It includes in-character bashing of Hufflepuffs, Hagrid, most other characters, magic itself and it thoroughly features mental illness, self harm, suicide, ruined parent-child relations and substance abuse.

Yes, we do this for fun.

The following stories are part of The Rainboiis universe. Not all feature all aforementioned aspects, and they can be read independently:
Maybe writing about it will help (Draco's POV, trying to cope with the loss of his son. No slash, no bashing, just sad.)
San Francisco, where's your Disco? (Hugo and Scorpius meet, Hugo's POV, features James, lots of everything-bashing, no pairing.)
The Lost Boys (features Hugo, James, Ron, Cormac, takes place just over nine years after Scorpius' death.)
Just a Rainboii (Hugo's thoughts over the whole story, oneshot. CW suicide, substance abuse, mental illness.)

It's set in a universe very similar to Convenient Tremors but it takes a sharp turn two years before CT begins.

In Living Memory
I'm also writing a cluster of AU RP stories with Blanxious13 on AO3. This one is called In Living Memory and is Draco/Albus. Draco dies in the Room of Requirement and years later, Albus reaches out to him to participate in research for an essay. Warnings for death (yes really), suicide, abuse, PTSD, dissociation, respiratory issues, chronic medical situations including surgery. On a far more positive note this story features extensive mental health work, representation of different sexualities/genders, whatever the fuck Jack is, autism, and sensory overload but with magic.

The following stories are part of In Living Memory:
Potion of Intent (Essay by Draco written for Potions class in 1992, can be read independently)
Not Punishment (Set April 18 2024. Lucius and Draco have a chat in the wine cellar, CW/TW physical/mental abuse, can be read independently but shall be better in context)

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Das grünste Gift by Klybneeka
[Draco/Hugo] Im Leben eines Weasleys gibt es eigentlich nur eine simple Regel: Lass dich niemals auf einen Malfoy ein. Blöd nur, dass Hugo schon immer etwas aus der Reihe fiel...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - German - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,206 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/3 - Published: 3/31 - Draco M., Hugo W.
Das Wartezimmer by Klybneeka reviews
"Aller Originalität zum Trotze sind wir alle in unseren Entscheidungen, wie wir unsere Lieblingsgeschichten verändern wollen, durchschaubar." Was geht eigentlich in uns Autoren vor und vor allem, wie geht es unseren Protagonisten damit!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - German - Angst/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,335 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/1 - Ron W., Draco M., Lucius M., Hugo W. - Complete
Fishy Business by Klybneeka
Ron never liked mermaids. He never liked MI5. He never liked Malfoy. And guess what. He'll have to deal with all of them in this fic ;)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/28 - Ron W., Scorpius M.
Just a Rainboii by Klybneeka
Based on an AU RP! TW: substance abuse and suicide
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,523 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/25 - Draco M., Scorpius M., Hugo W. - Complete
San Francisco, where's your Disco? by Klybneeka
This OS is based on an AU-RP. Check out the preliminaries and then see for yourself whether you'd like to join us on the ride. Oh, also be prepared for some Hufflepuff and Hogwarts bashing. It'll be fun!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,183 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/11 - Scorpius M., Hugo W. - Complete
The Lost Boys by Klybneeka
The following Fanfiction is based on a Harry Potter-AU-RP. Warning: a wee bit of violence and substance abuse implications included. Also, May La Nee's posted another part of this rp: /s/13517522/1/Maybe-writing-about-it-will-help
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,307 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/10 - James P., Scorpius M., Hugo W. - Complete
Dont Lose the Kid by DocWordsmith reviews
Avengers, but w/ Deadpool. Wade & Spidey hang out together and keep each other on track. Deadpool has one rule to follow, which is to keep Spidey safe. Then Infinity War happens. One-shot, takes place mostly between Infinity War and Endgame (spoilers for IW but not Endgame). Deadpool's POV, reflecting on things prior to Thanos, and immediately after. T for language (bc, Deadpool).
Crossover - Avengers & Deadpool - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,517 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/6/2019 - Deadpool/Wade W., Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Spider-Man/Peter Parker - Complete
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 35628 - Favs: 26,725 - Follows: 19,673 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Corruption Of Tom Marvolo Riddle by Dude335 reviews
It is the year before the Triwizard Tournament, and Cedric Diggory sees something more frightening than anything he could imagine. As events unfold, Cedric attempts to pick up the pieces of what he has witnessed, with some life changing effects. SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Cedric D., Tom R. Jr.
Bodies by PistGurl reviews
Dark-fic, gen, AU-ish : A SERIOUS 'tubby story. Aliens crash in Warwickshire, England, but their consciousness is torn from their bodies by our atmosphere. They find human minds to use in their effort to learn about Earth. Humans trapped in 'tubby bodies!
Teletubbies - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 963 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/29/2008
Speaking in Vowels by el bastardo reviews
A brutal interlude between the narrator and Tyler Durden. A slash PWP, featuring violence, blood, broken furnishings, and excessive use of movie quotes. Not for the faint of heart.
Fight Club - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,686 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Complete
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Residue reviews
Daily Prophet Headline: 'You-Know-Who Purges Post-Mortem - only Malfoy boy remains' Because Draco is a war criminal, he requires monitoring. Things are... pretty grim. Post-war multichapter drarry slow-burn involving OCs, will contain chapter-specific warnings when they apply. Aurors are involved, as is a lot of semi-cohesive magical mumbo-jumbo. Expect semi-monthly updates.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,632 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/1 - Published: 7/21 - Harry P., Draco M., Narcissa M., OC
The Arrangement reviews
Happy marriage between Draco and Astoria :) Draco is my favourite character, Cormac/Draco is my guilty pleasure and I quite like the Kick-Asstoria I've thought of... AND I'm on a random rhyming streak. So here is the result of these things combined. Contains sex as a topic, nothing explicit.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/12 - Draco M., Cormac M., Astoria G. - Complete
Welcome to Death Manor reviews
A home without inhabitants is just a house. Decay sets in much quicker when there is no source of life to fuel it. The walls have ears. The ceilings have eyes. The floor remembers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/12 - Draco M., Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
Inquisitorial
Oneshot of my precious OTP. Draco is performing his duties as member of the Inquisitorial Squad with fervour when McLaggen catches him off-guard.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/20 - Draco M., Cormac M. - Complete
Dear aunt Bellatrix reviews
10-year-old Draco just found out he has an aunt in prison, and he decides to write to her. She responds. Explicitly. Be warned. Contains imaginary but explicit animal cruelty. Hope you enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,894 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Draco M., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Not Punishment
TW/CW for mental/physical abuse. Lucius takes Draco to the wine cellar in order to choose something with which to celebrate his return but also because he has some questions. Oneshot, part of extended AU RP 'In Living Memory' with Blanxious13.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,007 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/3 - Draco M., Lucius M., Albus S. P. - Complete
Potion of Intent
Draco had to write an essay for Potions class in 1992. Oneshot. Part of AU RP titled 'In Living Memory', can be read independently.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Published: 3/23 - Draco M.
Maybe writing about it will help
TW/CW mental illness, suicide and estranged child. Alternative title: 'Thoughts of an Awful Parent.' Someone suggested to Draco that he should write to unburden himself somewhat. It didn't help. Stand-alone oneshot from a joint AU RP named The Rainboiis written over multiple fics with Klybneeka
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,234 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/7 - Draco M., Scorpius M., Astoria G. - Complete
She'll actually be fine :) reviews
Tiny contest entry thing, innocent anti bullying stuff with some humour in it. Implied Druna. Very much completed, I do not care enough for romance in general to follow up with this.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 869 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/14 - Draco M., Severus S., Minerva M., Luna L. - Complete
Happy reviews
Sadfic/gen. Charles and Erik are looking for mutants to participate in a coordinated effort to capture Shaw when they find an extremely neglected girl. Charles' POV, no pairing. This story is most unhappy (cannot stress this enough) and centers on character death. I'm so, so sorry.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,132 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/29/2019 - Erik L./Magneto, Raven/Mystique, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
Convenient Tremors reviews
Ronald Weasley was minding his own business when suddenly a young man entered his life and started causing drama. Psychological drama. Slash. No smut. Second generation. Slightly AU. Contains depictions of mental illness and triggering material (automutilation, suicide). Layout hates me, sorry. Based on an RP and inspired by the book: 'The Psychology of Harry Potter'.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,404 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/12/2014 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Ron W., Scorpius M.
IRONY STRIKES reviews
FRONT PAGE NEWS IN THE DAILY PROPHET! It has been about a week since the Dark lord has been defeated when this article appears. COMPLETED
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 302 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Complete
The Talk reviews
Lucius suddenly realizes him and Draco never had 'The Talk'. He asks about it randomly, assuming to get a; "Don't bother, I figured it out." Boy, was he in for a surprise. Written for IheartDracoM's birthday! Rated T
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,958 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Draco M., Lucius M. - Complete
Ferret scene gone WRONG reviews
Darkfic. Moody bounced Draco the ferret up and down in the halls a bit too much. Rated M; not so subtly implied necrophilia.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Draco M., Alastor M. - Complete