JezebelDelilah
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Joined 05-03-08, id: 1566587, Profile Updated: 03-17-09
Author has written 4 stories for Inheritance Cycle, and Song of the Lioness.

I AM UPDATING SOON. I just moved into my own place, and I plan on getting on enough to update at least once a week. I'm sorry it has taken so long.

O.O I'm Kendra. You may call me Kenny Lace or Jezebel. Kendra if you prefer, but that's awfully boring don't you think?


Random Tidbits:

I first wrote in the eighth grade, a story in which I made myself a character in a Teen Titans fanfic (Robin was in love with me).

My puppy is in the process of being house trained.

I plan on wearing a zebra-print princess dress to prom.

I am graduating in May.

My favorite colors are lime green, orange, purple and black.

When I get up in the morning, I drink hot chocolate instead of coffee.

I have my eyebrow, tongue, lip, septum, and belly button pierced. I intend on getting more.

I have no tattoos but intend on getting a star on my wrist in less than four months.

I wear red glasses, even though I'm colorblind to red.

I wear a pentacle ring on my left middle finger.

I absolutely despise completely rustic camping, as I enjoy showers and working toilets immensely.

Some people are actually surprised by the fact that I can spell immensely, much more that I know what it means.

I am kind of obsessed with skulls.

I read almost every type of book. I am not too biased.

I am extremely random.

The ad at the top of my page was a two men, and when you put your mouse on it, they danced. It made me laugh.

I am not as much of an internet junkie as I was before.

I have an auburn faux-hawk right now. I intend on getting something spunky soon, it's growing out.

I use glue... in my hair. MOHAWK PRIDE


Love:

Tamora Pierce (Tortall is better than Circle)

Piers Anthony (Xanth)

Kim Harrison

Katie MacAllister

Mercedes Lackey

Andre Norton

Tracy Hickman

Margaret Weis

Patricia Briggs

Eh:

Christopher Paolini

Laurell K Hamilton

Harry Potter

Robert Jordan

Hate:

Stephanie Meyer

Anne Rice


Pairings I would love to read about:

Adam X Mercy (Mercedes Thompson)

Rosto X Beka (The Provost's Dog)

Eragon X Murtagh (Inheritance)

Erskan X Kora (The Provost's Dog)

Saphira X Arya (Inheritance)

George X Alanna (Song of the Lioness)

Numaire X Daine (Immortals)


Things I hate, in full sentences: Strictly my opinion.

One thing I hate to see is chat speak. i h8 2 reed sumthin rote lyk dis. Seriously, all I want to do is break the person's fingers so they can't type ever again.

Another thing would be inexperienced writers. Not as in writers who have never written before, I don't mind those, you have to start sometime. I mean the writers that write about things that they have no idea about. If you have never kissed someone, you probably shouldn't write about it. Same thing for summoning the stork (sorry, Xanth thing). If you are going to write about it, it should be believable. That means no stopping to breathe. In all honesty, if you had kissed someone, at least normally, you would know you can breath through your nose.

Also, when a writer add different languages into his writing. No one wants to read a story they have to go to to understand. I have a few exceptions when this is okay to me. If you're character's native language isn't the one you are writing in and you add words. Yet, this has to be done in such a way that the word(s), or at least meaning, is understood. You can't put whole sentences in that we won't understand. This is not made okay when you add a little glossary thing at the end, nor when you put the meaning in parentheses. The other exception is when you are having a conversation with a side character and explaining it later to another character.

I will add to this as I see fit.


BI PRIDE


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Carmen by Chloe Choy reviews
AU. Harry thinks his destiny is to die at war. Draco thinks differently, because he has a better use for his ex-boyfriend. DMHP, get-back-together one-shot. Darker!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,597 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
To Fight One Foe and Two Hearts by shaeldryn reviews
Eragon has been hurt and flees towards safety. Murtagh is ready to comfort, but not to forgive. And both struggle with feelings carefully concealed for so long. EraMur AU. M to be safe. Slash/Incest
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,736 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/14/2008 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Murtagh, Eragon S. - Complete
Say Cheese! by Drowned Hopes reviews
AU. They were supposed to just go to the concert and go home. When Eragon wakes up the next morning half-dressed, hungover, and with a certain picture in the paper, he realizes that's probably not all that happened. SLASH, EraMur
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,298 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 37 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Eragon S., Murtagh - Complete
Hidden In Plain Sight by sussiekitten reviews
AU - Eragon couldn't believe it. He had done it this time; gone and fallen for his anti-social and bastardly roommate of all people! With scheming friends and a sarcastic Internet buddy he'll soon realise that things have only just begun. Slash, M/E
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,687 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 28 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Eragon S., Murtagh - Complete
More Than Brotherly Love by Drowned Hopes reviews
AU, SLASH, EraMur. Murtagh and Eragon were raised apart after their mother's death. But one day Murtagh shows up at their uncle's doorstep, asking for a place to stay...
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,254 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 12/22/2007 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Eragon S., Murtagh - Complete
In The Dark by NotToBeMessedWith reviews
Beka's run into some trouble, and needs a savior. Who else will but the daring, devilish Rosto? BekaRosto fic, T for some implications and thoughts. R&R!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,219 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Tortall - Complete
Fish Puppy by idyllic nocturne reviews
Life was never simple, but it was easier before Rosto moved in! And stupid Pounce is taking his side now as well! A modern Beka Cooper.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,321 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Tortall
I'm No Angel by unacceptablefanfic reviews
BEKA X ROSTO. Rosto wants to know why Beka won't be with him, and by reading her journal, he learns something about her.[Chapter Two Up]
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,775 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/28/2007 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Tortall
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Situations reviews
Rosto is trying to forget her. Beka is trying to feel. Dull, I know, but I promise it isn't terrible. BekaXRosto. Rated for adult themes.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,480 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/10/2009 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Tortall
Disordered reviews
BeXRo AU This a very personal story. This may be triggering to those suffering from an eating disorder, as it is the main point. Please do not read if it will offend you or trigger you. I don't want that on my concience. Rated for themes and language.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Tortall
Kissed reviews
BekaRosto. She is attacked one night by a drunken Bazhir. She is injured to the point of laying in her bed for days, trying to heal. Rosto is trying to help, and is meaning to make sure the Bazhir never comes around again. Rated for language.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,719 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/16/2008 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Tortall - Complete
Distant reviews
The is an Arya/Saphira story. Please do not read it if it will offend you. Arya is a rough girl, hurt by her previous relationships, especially Anu. Saphira is used to caring for herself. Both have poison's in their veins and need to learn to let it go.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,287 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 6/29/2008