Info about me!!

Name: Jamie

Nickname: Kamie, Jamerz, Jamison

Age/Grade: 16, Sophomore

Birthday: 9/10/93

Current location: Wisconsin

Hair color: brown

Eye color: brown

Height: 5'5"

Buddies: Ashley, Becky, Bria, Briana, Cheyanne, Courtney, Danielle, Erika, Haley, Heather, Kalena, Kassie, Kendra, Kristin, Shannon

MUSIC MOVIE:
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle.
3. Press play.
4. For every question, type the song that's playing.
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button.
6. DON'T LIE GEEZ.

Opening Credits:

Let's Dance - Miley Cyrus

Birth:

Fast Cars and Freedom - Rascal Flatts

First Day at School:

Concrete Angel - Martina McBride

Falling in Love:

A Change is Gonna Come - Adam Lambert

Fight Song:

Misery Business - Paramore

Breaking Up:

Super Freak - Rick James

Prom:

Gotta Go My Own Way - Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens

Life:
Dance, Dance, Dance - Wilson Phillips

Mental Breakdown:
Beep - Pussycat Dolls (FINALLY A DECENT ANSWER!)

Driving:
Bang a Drum - Selena Gomez

Flashback:
Inseparable - Jonas Brothers

Wedding:
Kiss the Girl - Ashley Tisdale

Birth Of Child:
Hold On - Wilson Phillips

INTERMISSION

Final Battle:
The War Song - Culture Club (I guess that makes sense...)

Death Scene:
Hotel California - Eagles

Funeral:
Bet On It - Zac Efron

End Credits:

We Got the Party - Hannah Montana ft. Jonas Brothers

Trust me, This REALLY WORKS!! PASS IT ON!!

Favorites

Color(s): Blue, black, purple, green

Number(s): 18, 14 Letter(s): R, Y, K, S Friend: All of them :) Family member: My mom? Animal(s): Wolves, cats, dogs Pet: My guinea pigs, Nutmeg and Lola :) Boys Name(s): Kyle, Riley, Dan Girls Name(s): Roxie, Lola, Kylie, Kaylee, Hayley, Skylar, Mikayla Vegetable(s): Corn, carrots, tomatoes (with sugar), cucumbers Fruit(s): Grapes, bananas, strawberries, blueberries, watermelon, apples, raspberries, clementines, peaches President: Reagan Leader: ?? Drink(s): Sprite, (Diet) Pepsi, lemonade, Starbucks frappiccinos, smoothies, milkshakes Alcoholic Drink(s): Mike's Hard Lemonade, Strawberry Daquiri, wine coolers Country(s): England, Australia, India, Argentina City(s): Las Vegas, New York, Los Angeles, Nashville, Memphis State(s): California, Hawaii, Florida, New York, Nevada, Tennessee Singer(s): Demi Lovato, Selena Gomez, Carnie Wilson, Katy Perry, Kellie Pickler, Jennette McCurdy Actor(s): Robert Pattinson, Taylor Lautner, Johnny Depp, James and Oliver Phelps, Alan Rickman, Rupert Grint, Drake Bell, Josh Peck, Jerry Trainor Actress(s): Selena Gomez, Demi Lovato, Evanna Lynch, Emma Watson, Jennette McCurdy Band(s): Wilson Phillips, Metro Station, Paramore, Rascal Flatts, Jonas Brothers, The Eagles, The Beach Boys, Bon Jovi, The Moaning Myrtles, The Parselmouths, The Whomping Willows, Gred and Forge Artist(s): Van Gogh? Cd(s): California (Wilson Phillips), Wilson Phillips: Greatest Hits, A Little Bit Longer (Jonas Brothers), Here We Go Again (Demi Lovato), Riot! (Paramore), Metro Station, Some Hearts (Carrie Underwood) Song(s): Don't You Know You're Beautiful (Kellie Pickler), The Dream is Still Alive (Wilson Phillips), Next To You (Wilson Phillips), Got Me Going Crazy (Jonas Brothers), Bohemian Rhapsody (Queen), Flesh and Blood (Wilson Phillips), Pokerface (Lady GaGa), Here We Go Again (Demi Lovato), One and the Same (Demi Lovato and Selena Gomez), Prefects are Hot (The Moaning Myrtles), Save the Quibbler (Gred and Forge), The House of Awesome Theme Song (The Whomping Willows), When It Rains (Paramore), Dancing Queen (ABBA) Lyrics: "Come on, people, now. Smile on your brother. Everybody get together. Try to love one another right now."- "Get Together" by Neil Young Instrument(s): Guitar, drums, keyboard Phrase: No idea. Saying: "When life hands you Skittles, chuck them back and scream 'YOU TASTE THE FUCKING RAINBOW!'" Joke: Person one: "Knock knock". Person two: "Who's there?" Person one: "Completely uncalled for". Person two: "Completely uncalled for wh--gets punched in the face." Book(s): Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, Betrayed, Evermore Biography(s): Don't read biographies. Computer: Uh...PC? Cell Phone: iPhone Cell Phone Company: AT&T Tv Show(s): Are You Afraid of the Dark?, Roseanne, The View, People's Court, Jeopardy, Trivial Pursuit: America Plays, The Brady Bunch, Wizards of Waverly Place, JONAS, Supernanny, Nanny 911, American Idol, America's Got Talent, Rugrats, Rocket Power, The Wild Thornberrys, As Told By Ginger, Catdog, iCarly, Drake and Josh, Fairly Oddparents, Doug, Hey Arnold, Charmed Movie(s): Harry Potter, Twilight, Forrest Gump, Pleasantville, The Patriot, The Golden Compass, Camp Rock, Princess Protection Program, The Color of Friendship, Ice Princess, Iron Man, Pirates of the Carribean: At World's End, Stardust, Final Destination, Wizard of Oz, iGo to Japan, Another Cinderella Story, Titanic, Romeo and Juliet, The Grudge, Grease Series(es): Harry Potter, Twilight, House of Night, Vampire Diaries, Blue Bloods, A Series of Unfortunate Events, Darkest Powers, Immortals Cartoon(s): Fairly Oddparents, Rugrats, Wild Thornberrys, Hey Arnold, As Told By Ginger Play: Romeo and Juliet, Wicked, Lil Abner Clothing Store(s): JCPenney's, Kohl's, Sears, Hot Topic, Target Grocery Store: Pick 'n Save? Jewelry Store: Claire's Celebrities: Carnie Wilson, Demi Lovato, Selena Gomez, James and Oliver Phelps, Jennette McCurdy, Christopher Knight House: If we're talking Harry Potter lingo, then Ravenclaw ;P Talk Show Host(s): Bonnie Hunt, Jay Leno, David Letterman, Rosie O'Donnell, Conan O'Brien Character: In a game? I dunno... Gaming Console: Wii Video Game: Guitar Hero III MP3 Player: iPod Fast Food Place: Wendy's Place to Eat: Noodles and Company Food in general: Anything Mexican... Pizza Topping: Sausage Milkshake: Chocolate! Website: Quizilla Things To Do On a Friday Night: Read, relax, go online Things To Do On a Weekend: More reading, maybe shopping Word(s): Cool, awesome, wicked, bloody, crapples Planet: Neptune Solar System: Uh, ours? Alien: Some green guy with multiple eyes, limbs, and heads :D Shampoo(s): Aussie, Herbal Essences, Pert, Pantene Soap(s): Peach, Blackberry Currant, Midnight Pomegranate, Irresistable Apple Social Networking Site: MySpace? Generation of Ipod: 2nd, I guess...it's what I have. Car: Smart car :) Truck: Pick-up truck Van: Odessey? Language: Italian Culture: Native American Heritage: Mexican? Texting Word: Lol Soup: Chicken noodle Cookie(s): White chocolate macadamia nut, chocolate chip, soft dough, sugar Superhero: Superman Holiday: Halloween Day of the Week: Friday Month of the Year: December Time: Midnight Pen: Purple :P Flower: Rose Plant: Uhh...something green :) Place to Swim: Private pool Person: Best friend :) Ice Cream: Cookie dough yumm

Memory: Can't think of one off the top of my head...

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

1.) Who is your favorite Jonas?

Kevin and Joe, but I love them all!!

2.) Which CD do you like better?

A Little Bit Longer.

3.) Have you ever met the Jonas Brothers?

Nope.

4.) Do you have any of their merchandise?

Just shy of a million posters, 3 of their CDs, and one CD off iTunes. Oh, also a Camp Rock pillow

5.) Have you ever been to one of their concerts?

No, I hate concerts (just in general).

6.) Do you have every one of their songs on your iPOD/MP3 Player?

As soon as I put the CDs back on because iTunes deleted them...then yes.

7.) Do you have a Jonas Wall?

I used to. But I do have posters up, just not all over like I used to.

8.) What are your favorite songs from It's About Time?

Don't Tell Anyone, Time for Me to Fly, Please Be Mine, What I Go To School For

9.) What are your favorite songs from Jonas Brothers?

Hollywood, Inseparable, When You Look Me In The Eyes, SOS, Hold On, Hello Beautiful

10.) What are your favorite songs from A Little Bit Longer?

Got Me Going Crazy, Video Girl, A Little Bit Longer, Can't Have You, Sorry

11.) What are your favorite songs from Lines, Vines, and Trying Times?

Paranoid, Fly with Me, World War III

12.) What's your all-time favorite song?

Jonas Brothers: Got Me Going Crazy. Not Jonas Brothers: Flesh and Blood by Wilson Phillips

12.) Does Mandy always know?

Of course.

13.) Do you hate Miley Cyrus just because of Nick?

No I just hate her because she's a stupid, slutty bitch and Nick deserves better than her.

14.) Do you hate AJ just because of Joe?

No, AJ's my favorite actually.

15.) Did you know It's About Time is 90 or more on Ebay?

Yeah, but I already got it from a friend, so I'm all good.

16.) Do you watch all their YouTube videos?

Totally.

17.) Did you cry when you found out Nick had diabetes?

No, but it is sad. It's good he's taking care of it, though.

18.) Do you miss Joe's joehawk?

Yeah, he looked so cute with the Joehawk, and hot with long, straight hair. Now with short curly hair he just doesn't look the same...

19.) Kevin with curly or straight hair?

Either one. He looks hot no matter what.

20.) Do you know the lyrics to Nick J Is Off The Chain?

Haha no, only because all the recordings I find are live and I can't hear him due to the screaming girls, which is the reason I hate concerts.

21.) Do you know the lyrics to at least one of Joe's raps?

Totally. He'll knock Akon, Soulja Boy, and all those other rappers right off the charts.

22.) Do you kiss your Jonas posters?

Uh, no. Used to, though.

23.) Did you know about them before they were on Disney Channel?

No, I first heard them when I saw Year 3000 on Disney Channel.

24.) Have you memorized every song?

Not the new ones, but the old ones, yeah.

25.) Did you go the Hannah/JB tour?

I didn't really wanna go...according to reliable sources, they were barely in it, plus Miley sucked ass. So, there's a couple good reasons not to go. Plus the tickets were sold out in like, 5 seconds.

26.) Are you going to the Burning Up tour?

I didn't, no. They sold out before my parents could even get online.

Paul. It's a four letter name for a gentlemen. But if you go to a mere dictionary, it means something. From Roman it means 'humble', but to others the word means 'handsome'. But to most of us, he's Kevin. But when you stand in the crowd of a Jonas Brothers Concert, who is everyone screaming for? Joe and Nick. But what about the other one? Who plays his heart out, and breaks a sweat to bring that amazing guitar skill to the stage? Oh you're talking about Nick! No. Nick does play, but who does it for 2 hours straight only stopping for a intermission between the songs. From 2005 to now, there's been one guy who stands on stage, in the back, on the left. Oh you mean Garbo! No, not at all, not even Garbo himself can take his place. It's Kevin. Paul Kevin Jonas II, the hazel eyed brown curly haired boy, who is famous for his love for guitar and the band. Everyone sees him, but no one knows him. Going to city to city, who is your favorite? When you say "I support the Jonas Brothers", does that include the oldest? The 20 year old, hasn't had it easy. "Oh he's gay! Why do you like him? Joe is SO sexy! Nick is so hot!" What does that say to you? True fan right? Not at all. He has something so real. Nick is indeed a hero. But the ones who do love Kevin, have been known to have fallen for his charm, and irrestible looks. What was the last thing you have said about Kevin? He's SO hot? He's SO ugly! His chest hair needs to be shaved! His sideburns are really tacky! What does that make you think of that person? She has a favorite. Why bring him down? Joe isn't the only one who has fallen onstage. Kevin has too. Think about spinning, while playing guitar, and trying to master the spin in front of millions. Sure, he is the oldest, okay he's rarely sings loud in a song, his heart is pure gold. What makes him different? He's Paul Kevin Jonas II. When watching videos, do you laugh at Joe and Nick's jokes, and when Kevin speaks you ignore it? Can you tell a jb fan right now his favorite color is green? or he loves butterfingers? or is THE starbucks fanatic? Stop the hate. If you were teased because of your looks would you hate it? He's pushed and shoved in interviews, as the older brother, djs can tease. would you hate that? if you people THOUGHT you were the first to try drugs? the first to have sex? the first to lose your purity? Think about it. Step into Kevin's shoes for a minute. Waking up at 4 a.m to head to a brand new city on the tour. Walking out of the tour bus, with thousands and thousands of fans standing there. "I LOVE YOU JOE!" "I LOVE YOU NICK!" "OH MY GOD!" But Kevin just smiles, and waves. He's being ignored. Well maybe it won't be bad. He gets dressed in his dressing room. Hears thousands of screaming girls. Steps up on the stage, and smiles. Begins the introduction of a song. Then the lights hit them, and then hits the audience What does he see? Nick and Joe lover signs. How would you feel. He's does alot. He's dragged down, but what does he do? Quit being a Jonas brother? NO! He loves us, and when that Say now text comes in, and all you hear is him. Think about it, he's taking his time to say hello, and he loves us. He taught me what love is, and how romantic boys should be. He is beautiful to me. There's something inside of him, that shines through him, and when I see him, I can't help but love. He's amazing in my eyes. When I sit infront of him, in a crowd at a concert, I looked him in the eyes, and smiled. Because he is so beautiful to me.
Copy and paste if you agree with this. That you are a true Jonas fan. Join the fight to make Kevin just as loved as Joe and Nick.

Fav JB Quotes

Nick: We love going to Mexico City. This next time we're bringing a bunch of friends along and telling them 'Oh yeah, it's totally cool, ya know, it's really chill there...' Kevin: Then we get into the armored car. -laughter- And I'm...not kidding.

Joe: The first concert I ever went to was, um, Aerosmith.

Jason: Oh and could you make me a birdhouse or something?! Nate: -puts head back- Shane: Uh, one word: Payback. Jason: That's 2 words!

Nick (JONAS preview): When did you join the baseball team? Joe: Girls! Kevin: You joined the girls baseball team? Joe: Not baseball, girls! -they turn to screaming girls- All: RUN!

Kevin (JONAS preview): Cool! Looks like I'll be first in bed when we get home! -does stupid dance-

Joe: Hey, this is the Jonas Brothers wishing you a very happy, happy, happy day.

Joe: Oh, wanna see some funny pictures? Kevin: Oh snap...

Nick: Kevin sometimes does his hair like Elvis. Joe: Yeah, with the sideburns and everything...

Joe: Kevin and I used to have contests to see who could swallow the most quarters. I'm worth 1.25. He's worth 1.50.

Joe: Nick. Beat. Interviewer: At least he was nice, Nick. Beat. Now. Nick: -tries to beatbox- I can't do a beat, it'll be bad. Joe: Fine, I'll do my own.

Joe: Kevin was in People Magazine's Sexiest Men list. And he was quoted, 'Did they get the right person?' Well, let me answer that for you, Kevin. NO! Ha ha ha! -laughter- Nick: That was real cool, Joe. Kevin: Thanks, man.

Kevin: Frankie's not adopted. We won't forget that, Frankie.

Jason: Hey, man, where's this amazing singer you've been looking for? Shane: -'how do you know that' look-. Jason: What?! I know things!

Jason: Guess who?! Shane: Dude, you're in the room, I can see you. Jason: I can see you too, man! I've missed you...GROUP HUG! -hugs Shane and Nate- Ahhh, much better. It hasn't been the same just hugging Nate.

Kevin: A girl with a strong belief system is beautiful in a great way.

Joe: Live like you're at the top, even if you're at the bottom.

Joe: Every studio needs a rubber chicken.

Joe: The first CD I ever purchased was..a tape of Britney Spears. Kevin: Where'd you buy it? That's the best part. Joe: I bought it at 7-11. Kevin: Yes!

Kevin: Ohio or Wisconsin? Joe: I love Wisconsin Ohio. (THIS IS FOR YOU, KENI!)

Kevin: Talk Nick! You're too quiet!

Joe: I had Barney fuzzy slippers!

Kevin: Can you do the Soulja Boy, Joe? Joe: It doesn't say Joe, it says can you do the Soulja Boy. Kevin: I'm making you do it.

Kevin: Dude, if we could, we would come to Australia immediatly. Joe: That's a girl, Kevin. Kevin: Uh, lady...

Nate: Man, you were right! They loved it! Jason: I knew I was right! What did I do? Nate: Not you, Shane. The label has to let us do this. Shane: Ha, they won't. Look at what they made us call the band. Jason: YEAH! How do we do that?

Nate: If we hit the studio tonight we can get them a demo by tomorrow. They can't say no once they hear this! Jason: They can't? Shane: Guys, I can't just leave. I'm not finished here yet. Nate: Alright, man, do what you gotta do. Jason: We ARE talking about finishing my birdhouse, right? Nate: Come on! See ya at Final Jam.

Jason: Hey buddy, how's my birdhouse comin? Nate: Jason! Jason: Sorry! It's not my fault you didn't ask him to make you anything. Nate: I didn't want anything. Jason: Well, I wanted a birdhouse! Nate: What do you need a birdhouse for? Jason: Because I wanted to see more birds in our-- Shane: Guys...GUYS! Nate and Jason: Sorry...

Shane: Look, about me recording with the winner... Nate: You gotta do it, man. No go-backs. Jason: Yeah, no go-backs, it's like, the Golden Rule. Nate: No dude, the Golden Rule is tell the truth. Jason: Dude, then it can be like, the silver rule. Nate: Why is it the silver rule? Jason: Okay, fine, the copper rule! Nate: The copper rule?! Jason: Come on, give me a-- Shane: GUYS! Jason and Nate: Sorry...

Kevin (on live chat, saying a fan's comment): "Kevin, you look very pretty today." o.O Uh thank you?

Shane: Come on, guys. I've learned my lesson. I showered in cold water. I looked at a tree. It's been 3 hours, I need hair product. Nate: I guess it's time to embrace the natural look. Jason: Oh, have fun! -Nate hangs up-. Shane: Guys!

Mitchie: I don't think we're doing this right. Shane: What, you don't like going around in circles?

Nick: I told Kevin the other day, ya know, he's quite sexy, but I think to everyone else it would be awkward to say that he's sexy.

Joe: But now Kevin has to walk through the doors before us now... Nick: Now when he walks into a room, we'll be like "Excuse me, sorry sir" Joe: Yeah, you're the sexy man. Kevin: -blushes-

Joe: We read all your comments, we look at all of them, they're all like "OMG Nick, you're so hot, uh!"

Joe: So we just wanna wish you guys a Merry Christmas, a Happy Hannikah, Kwanza, Quinziggyziggyzam.

Interviewer: Nicholas! Who do you think are the sexiest sisters? The Olsens, the Duffs, or the Hiltons? Kevin and Joe: Ooooo! Joe: C'mon, everyone, ahhhhh! Nick: Do you have a sister?

Joe: Excuse me, I'm looking for the swimming pool.

Kevin: What does Nick's dogtag say? Joe: It says Soulja Boy. Nick: No, it doesn't.

Nick: It's a medical ID tag. It says Nicholas Jonas, Diabetes. Cuz I have diabetes, in case you didn't know. Kevin: That's true. Joe: You have diabetes?! Nick: Yeah, Joe, I do. Isn't that crazy? Joe: Oh my goodness! When were you gonna tell us? Nick: Never.

Kevin (saying a fan's comment): 'Kevin, you should do a solo album.' HAHA! Yeah, not gonna happen.

Paul: Are you clothes designed so they can be ripped off? Kevin: Well, we know your suits are. Paul: What, this? This is an old stripper's outfit!

Paul: Well, what do ya think, Joe? Joe: It's like cement.

xXx

Random quotes by me! and other people

Me: I never understood the logic of that song I'm Being Swallowed by a Boa Constrictor. I mean, why would you just sit there and do nothing but complain while a snake is eating you?!

My dad: How old is Egg Foo Young anyway?

Me: I know an easy way to get out of exams. Get a doctor's note saying that you sprained your brain studying!

Me (about peanut butter): Now see, if it's made by Uniliver, and it's peanut butter, shouldn't it be UniPEANUT?

My aunt: I love my sausage! It's very long and smooth!

Me: How come when you have a fever, you have a COLD? Shouldn't you have a HOT?

Me: I'm gonna call Webster's and make 'thingiemajiggy' a word!

If you wish you went to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, then copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list with your house of choice: FiyeroTiggular93 - Slytherin, Weirder Than You - Ravenclaw, Summer Sweetheart - Hufflepuff, Kataang2- Gryffindor, MoonlightSpirit- Gryffindor, UtterlyRandom - Slytherin, KevinsGotMeGoingCrazy - Ravenclaw

92 of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Repost this if you would be one of the 8 laughing their head off.

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? (I can put mascara on with my mouth closed...I think...)
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dish washing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
Why is there Brail on the drive up ATM machine??
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why do we park in the driveway and drive on the park way?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

If you think Kevin Jonas should be on "Dancing With the Stars", copy and paste this into your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you have a wall (more like walls) dedicated to your favorite Jonas Brother (all of them!!), copy and paste this into your profile.

If Nick Jonas said breathing wasn't cool, 95 percent of the girl population would die. Put this in your profile if you would be that five percent that was smart enough to know if you don't die, you can have him all to yourself!

~Jonas Brothers~
~It takes 1 second to love their looks~
~It takes 1 hour to love their songs~
~It takes 1 day to fall in love with them~
~It takes 1 lifetime to forget them~

~I pledge to make peace~
~Between Jonas Brothers~
~Haters and Fans,~
~And be part of the~
~Solution-not the problem~

You know you're a true Jonas Brothers fan when...

- Your life goals include something about planting cotton candy trees
- At random times, you ponder the 'if a tree falls, and no one's around to hear it, does it make a noise?' theory
- You definitely know what 'fantastalistic' is.
- When you see something you like, you yell 'SHOTGUN!'
- Nick J... is off the chain.
- JoBromance?! You wish you could have one of those...
- You can name every one of their songs off the top of your head.
- you have Joe's 'The CD is out' dance memorized down to the cape.
- When Joe did 'The Look' on Bonus Jonas, you squealed.
- Your new favorite pick up line (even though you may or may not be a diabetic) is 'slow down sugar, cuz I'm diabetic!'
- You wish at 7:05 instead of 11:11!
- On Joe's birthday.. you threw a birthday party with your friends; cake, singing, presents & all!
- Lately, you've noticed you've been drinking a lot of orange Gatorade.
- Starbucks, 2 miles' nuff said.
- You quote the Jonas Brothers in almost every sentence.
- You randomly 'EXCUSE ME, I'M LOOKING FOR THE POOL' blurt out JB related things.
- You can honestly admit that you are fully obsessed.
- JB wall.. again, 'nuff said.
- If you see them on the cover of a magazine, you have to buy it.
- You cried when you heard about Nick and his diabetes bless him.
- Since that day, he's pretty much been your number one hero.
- Your parents know as much about the three as you do.. maybe a little less, but almost.
- You've annoyed anyone who'll come within a mile radius of you.
- Sometimes you just watch DC to catch the Jonas Brothers 'Bonus Jonas' time.
- You know the words to 'Nick J is off the chain' - and you agree with it.
- When you see someone who looks like Joe, Kevin, or Nick, you have to get really close to them just to make sure it's not a JB
- CORN POPS?! I want some!
- For some reason, every small thing reminds you of one of the boys. Baby bottle pops, Butterfingers, cotton candy, drills, and possibly water bottles.
- You wish your name was Mandy.. and that you were born in Australia, but currently reside in California.
- Your iPod consists of JB and nothing but JB.
- Even your family can sing the words to at least one of their songs.
- JB IS ON TV! Everyone around you knows not to touch the remote or they will lose an arm.
- Fantastalistic and Poned are part of your daily vocabulary.
- You know how the Jonas Brothers started- AND you can name other songs besides the usual three that FAKE fans name. SOS, Hold On, Year 3000.
- You ARE DJ Danger.
- Joe has no anger problems. He's completely and utterly.. NORMAL in your eyes.
- You love God for giving Kevin that one sick day, where he stayed home and learned to play the guitar.
- You just stare at people who ask if Nick's hair is NATURALLY straight.
- If someone were to play you in a movie, you'd want it to be Johnny Depp as Jack Sparrow.. playing you.
- You like your crowds medium rare.
- You know what 'campfire' is.
- The JB's routine before a show. You know what they do and in what order.
- You miss the 'Joehawk', but the new hair is cute, too.
- Sometimes you just like to listen to the sigh songs from back before Nick hit puberty just to miss the old times.
- You miss the old days, when the Jonas Brothers weren't quite so famous, but you're also proud of them for getting this far.
- You'd vote Nick for president ANY DAY!
- You honestly think that there are no cars in Oklahoma, just because Joe exclaimed it.
- AAR = a group of douches who need to be shot.. just because they badmouthed JB.
- Joe said the world is only covered in 70 water.. so he must be right, no doubt about it, he's always right.
- Nick is a stud muffin - you agree with Joe 100 percent.
- When something is illogical, you HAVE to say 'Yo, that's illogical, I can't have it' and you can say it with a straight face.
- You pretty much threw a party when you found out the the Jonas Brothers reached number one Internet sold album.
- Frankie is most definitely the cutest little kid alive. Ever.
- You know they're really the only guys that age who can pull off the tight pants look.
- You remember the days back when Kevin was a complete nerd, and Joe was a little weirdo.
- You even sat through 20 minutes of that show DLIFE just so you could see them for a whole of 5 minutes.
- Just because you can; you comment their Myspace once a day.. it's tradition!
- You think it's deadly hilarious that Kevin broke his Sidekick the first day he had it.
- You KNOW that Joe is Superman, and that he's from Planet XZ315.. he doesn't lie, he only tells the truth.
- You've watched every video of theirs on Youtube so many times that you could probably say the words by heart.
- You know what happened to Nick's first purity ring, and where he got his new one.
- You know what the purity rings symbolize.
- If someone asked you if the JB's are really married, you'd laugh so hard you'd cry, then you'd go serious and nod, saying, "Yeah, to me."
- You're still a huge fan of 'It's About Time'.
- Since Kevin watches music videos when he first wakes up, YOU DO TOO!
- OH, and you nodded and smiled while reading through this.
- And of course you just have to repost it because you're a true fan.

We live in a world
Where people pretend
That they are true fans
Well, this needs to be put to an end.
They fake like they know them
When in reality, they know squat
They act like they love them
Well, this acting has to stop!
They only notice their looks
Instead of what is deep inside
They never notice their music
And us real fans know it, those fake ones can't hide.
They don't know any songs
And they can't sing along, well that's not right
Whether it is Mandy, S.O.S, or Seven O Five.
They rate them for the wrong reasons
On scales of one to ten
Always picking Nick and Joe
But never Kevin.
He know he's treated differently
That much is true
Well, fake fans don't care
I sure care, do you?
They buy up all the tickets
Just so they can see their asses
Well, our boys can see through them
Those fake fans need some glasses!
They get to meet them before us,
The true fans in the stands
They just want to date them
Just like all the other bands.
Sure they might be pretty
And sure they might be smart
But their insecurity won't ever get
Their faces implanted on their hearts.
They will always go for us,
The real and the true
I am not a fake fan, but the question is...
Are you?
If you love and support these boys
You'll put this on your site
And always listen to their songs
And love them for reasons that are right.
Look past the faces
And dig deeper within
And discover the true beauty that lies
In Joe, Nick and Kevin.

Wow how awesome and true is that!?

If you were a true Jonas Brothers fan before the episode "Me and Mr. and Mr. and Mr. Jonas" aired, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you support Nick Jonas post this in your profile.

If you love the Jonas Brothers post this in your profile.

I'M SORRY
That you think the Jonas Brothers are gay
and only because they don't talk about hooking
up with girls in their music.

I'M SORRY
That you think they are pansies,
and only because they aren't cussing
at us through their music.

I'M SORRY
That you joke at me for being in love with them
and only because you don't know them,
and haven't given them a chance.

I'M SORRY
That they call girls beautiful instead of sexy,
so you think that they are wussies
and only because you don't have the guts to
call us beautiful instead, too.

I'M SORRY
That you think their music sucks
and only because they aren't talking about
getting drunk or high.

And most of all I'M SORRY
That you haven't even given them a chance.
You haven't even listened to their music.

And you haven't even thought about the fact that
girls LOVE when guys act like the Jonas Brothers do,
Ya know? Kind, Polite and Like Gentleman. PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU AGREE

The Jonas Brothers are a great band with excellent morals and beliefs. There are so many people who are constantly putting them down and all I gotta ask is... why? Because they don't sing about (or take) drugs? Because they don't drink? Because all of them are still virgins? Oh yeah... those are awesome reasons to hate someone. Just because their music is wholesome and appropriate for everyone doesn't mean they're gay or whatever. And no one has the right to call them that. Actually, more people should look up to them and emulate them.

I know what most guys are probably thinking right now... "Why would we want to be like some fags?" Well... because they're true gentlemen... the type of guy every girl wants to be with. So... take the time to call a girl beautiful instead of sexy, hold a door open for her, buy her flowers, go out of your way to show her how much she means to you... just like the guys who mean so much to me... and countless others as well.

Please repost this on your profile if you feel the same way and help me to spread the Jonas love! (And if it helps create a few gentlemen in the process, I say... Good! The world could use a few more.)