Hey, my name is Victoria, and I am officially back on fanfiction. (for now) Don't read any of my old Twilight fanfics, they weren't good and I didn't even finish them. I am blond so if I have some dumb moments thats why. I love: reading, writing, drawing, Twilight, Jobros, Hannibal Lecter, scary movies, shopping, friends, family, and FUNNN!!

We all act so retarted when we're young.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

Until that day comes, the retartedness will continue.

But now you know.

QUOTES

"Before you Bella, my life was like a moonless night. Very dark, but there were stars-points of light and reason. And then you shot across my sky like a meteor. Suddenly everything was on fire, there was brilliancy, there was beauty. When you were gone, when the weteor had fallen over the horizon, everything went black. Nothing had changed, but I had been blinded by the light. I couldn't see the stars anymore. And there was no more reason for anything." ~Edward Cullen, New Moon My fave quote from NM, but I guess that was the only good one cuz Jacob talked the whole book.

"I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti. Ftttt ftttttttt." ~Hannibal Lecter, The Silence of the Lambs (if u don't get it, watch the movie, read the book, or both)

"Stupid shiny Volvo owner." ~Bella, twilight

"I can read everyone's mind in this room, apart from yours. There's money...sex...money...sex...cat." ~Edward, Twilight movie (lmao this was muy hilarioso)

Ok ill add to this later