Well, I'm 100 percent kiwi. Though... I do have some French and Scottish blood in me someplace... hmmmm...

Love writing, love reading! Ain't it obvious? Ah well. I've had lots of aliases before this, and if you remember the old Mary Sues that were around back in the day when there were less then a thousand fics in the LotR category (believe it or not, there was a time) you might've read some of my... hideous... early work. Do not fear, youngling! I have turned away from that path! Really!!

I'm sarcastic, sweet, and ultimately honest. Above all, I adore constructive critism and reading thought-out and clever stories. The same old 'Girl-is-Beautiful, Girl-meets-Legolas, Legolas-saves-Girl, Legolas-loves-Girl, Girl-loves-Legolas, Legolas-betrays-Girl, Girl-hates-Legolas, Legolas-says-Sorry, Girl-marries-Legolas'- stories just don't fill the void anymore. If you spot a -GOOD- fanfic, drop me a line :D. I haven't read a satifying fic since... heck, OverCastDay's stories... I think. That's quite a while for me.

FOR ALL MY 'NIPHREDIL' READERS: Christmas break starts tomorrow. Expect faster updates real soon, buddies. Don't forget to nag at me to hurry up. I have recently discovered that I work well under pressue. ;)