"I am called a villain, but mine is a doctrine reflected in the unspoken truths behind all other philosophies. Recognize that truth, my child: Strife is the single element most essential to meaning and existence. Without conflict, without struggle, all of creation might as well be so many unmoving, unfeeling stones. Without me to hate, who would have cause to call themselves holy or just?"

"Look at all the fucks I give, oh wait there are none."

"Feel like shit today, wake up and stop giving a damn tomorrow."-Me

"We're sorry but the subscriber you have dialed no longer gives a shit. Please hang up and try again never, we won't return your call." -Me

"Love has taught me a very important lesson. An open heart leads to cancer."-Me

"I'll still be there even when everyone else is gone. You can always lean on me if you need to. Just do me a favor? Lose some weight, you're getting kind of heavy." -Me

"With each verse I lose a part of me. My sanity, my humanity."-Me

"When a friend stands up for me, i pull them back down and stand up myself. Then I throw my chair at the person i'm standing up to." -Me

"Your very existence is a contradiction. In other words, you're a lying piece of shit."-Me

"Am I an asshole? Sure. I know I have one at least, unlike some of you people. That's probably why you're so mad, cause you're all backed up and full of shit."-Me

"What you see is an illusion, forget me."-Me

"If life gave me lemons, I'd get a new life. Bitch should know i prefer oranges by now, it's only been 17 years."-Me

"There's no need to thank me, I'm just pointing out the facts."-Me

"I saw the light. It told me you were gay."-Me

"On paper you're perfection. In reality you need correction."-Me

"Live in the moment, unless the moment sucks, then live in a different moment"-Me

"UNFUCK YOU! May you never have the pleasure of FUCK in your life!"
-Me

"I'll take the bitter truth over sweet falsity any day. It may hurt but being lied to just pisses me off"-Me

"I personally don't give a fuck. Live how you want to, believe what you want to. The second you try to shove your beliefs down my throat though is the second I end you... That's the way I live my life."

"For most christians the bible is like the terms of service, they don't read it and just agree."

"There's darkness everywhere, you just can't see it because the sun is such an attention whore."

"And, isn't sanity really just a one-trick pony anyway? I mean all you get is one trick, rational thinking, but when you're good and crazy, oooh, oooh, oooh, the sky is the limit. !"-The Tick

"Every failure hurts. Every success is built on failure."

"I do not have a drug problem, I have a pain problem."

"It will never leave. It turns my blood into an acidic compound that could potentially melt off my flesh. It will eventually kill me but it makes the pain go away, that's all I care about."

"Your desperation is the cause of your stupidity. It's not that you're an idiot, actually you're a genius. A genius who lets his emotions turn him into an idiot."

"Sticks and stones may break your bones, but my words will fucking kill you."

"I don't need you or anyone else. Pawns have no use if the other side has nothing."

"Strategy is for cowards. Brute force is for idiots. I just go with the flow, that's my way."

"Betting my life? Sure why not, up till now I've been gambling with money. This should make things VERY interesting."-Caier

"Books are boring. They have an ending. Where is the fun in a story if you already know it's going to be over? When you can just skip to the last page and save yourself the time. There is none. I prefer spending my time living, life is the ULTIMATE story, one without end."

"With out me it's just Aweso"

"It's against my policy to make a pretty girl cry"

"When it's yo moment, it's yo thang."- Jesus

"If time's a song, I won't wait for its reprise. I am done wishing farewells and goodbyes."-Celldweller

"If you want people to mourn your death, you might as well tell them to mourn your birth, too. Both are inevitable."-Happiness and Cyanide

"Subtlety is the art of saying what you mean, and getting out of the way before it is understood."

"THAT obviously has NOTHING to do with ME therefore I shall most definitely not GIVE a FUCK." -Drima

"Why is it that facebook let's you deactivate but not delete. It's like it's trying to say 'You'll be back...they always come back!'."-JHarm

"Take F from liFe & fuck your self Because you LIE." -Jessenia

"Life doesn't end. It just resets."

"There's a difference between brave and stupid. Bravery is fighting despite the fear, stupid is not feeling any."

"Practice makes stupid."

"Yea, you're right. I did owe you my life. You killed me, so now we're even."-Kiazo

"Darkness in my heart? Heh...that's surprising, because I don't have a heart anymore"-Kiazo

"Look me in the eye and tell me I'm not a monster, that is, if you don't die first"-Dreyo Prestice

"I've lived long enough to see the gods themselves die..."-Syvrond Norvys

"Don't forget me. I'm only dead in memory"-Syvrond Norvys

"I'm brilliant, you're just an ant"-Syvrond Norvys

"Even if you break every bone in my body, I'll still find a way to move."-Kiazo

"I've heard of people being stabbed in the back but it seems I'm the one everyone stabs in the heart..."-Kiazo

"Ignorance can be cured, but stupid is forever."

"Don't let your mind wander, it's too small to be out by itself."

"Team work is essential, cause it gives the enemy someone else to shoot at."

"The exception proves the rule."

"But I was left with the guilt and slight excitement that comes with learning that you've boned someone's wife"

"Go blow yourself" -Nero

"It's not that I hate you but...let me put it this way. If you were on fire, and I had water...I'd drink the water."

"I don't break rules, i merely test their elasticity."

"I can live with that."

"Everything is not what it seems."

"There is only one truth." -Kudo Shinichi

"The world ain't fair, it will eat you if you let it."-Korn

"A baseball has stitches, are you saying all baseballs are suspicious because they have stitches?!"-Phoenix Wright

"So? A Football is made of leather! Are you saying all footballs are suspicious because they are made out of leather!?"-Phoenix Wright

"Trust has to be earned, you can't trust someone hiding in a closet."-House

"Like I always say, there's no "I" in team. There's a "me" though, if you jumble it up.”-House

"You can think I'm wrong, but that's no reason to quit thinking.”-House

“Everybody lies.”-House

"Our bodies break down, sometimes when we're 90, sometimes before we're even born, but it always happens and there's never any dignity in it. I don't care if you can walk, see, wipe your own ass. It's always ugly. Always. You can live with dignity, we can't die with it."-House

"I choose to believe that the white light people sometimes see... they're all just chemical reactions that take place when the brain shuts down... There's no conclusive science. My choice has no practical relevance to my life, I choose the outcome I find more comforting... I find it more comforting to believe that this isn't simply a test."-House

"Oh fuck you, you don't get it...I'm funny."

"Press X to Not Die." -Ben 'Yahtzee' Croshaw

"It’s not that I’m reckless or anything, I use my head somewhat, too."

"From time to time the strain and the pain feel good or something."

"Even then, I have no where to go but forward. In my case, things’ll be alright."

"I believe the proper phrase here is 'You Fail' " -Miles Edgeworth

"Any tree can drop an apple, I'll drop the freaking moon" -Sho Minamimoto

"Trying is the first step to failure."

"You tried your best and failed miserably. The lesson is: Never try."

"If at first you don't succeed. Give up."

"I shall stay the way I am because I don't give a damn"

"The happy people are failures because they are on such good terms with themselves they don't give a damn.”

"Style is knowing who you are, what you want to say, and not giving a damn.”

“...Depression is not sobbing and crying and giving vent, it is plain and simple reduction of feeling...People who keep stiff upper lips find that it's damn hard to smile.”

"You don't know me. So stop acting like you care. I can see right through your fake tear-filled eyes, your 'I'm sorry' hugs. I can tell you don't really care. Stop using me to make sure everyone else knows you have 'a heart'. I'm not your teddy bear. So don't hug me."

"I didn't fail the test, I just found 100 ways to do it wrong”

"Look around you and you will realize, happiness lies trapped in misery."

"And not a single fuck was given that day."

"Fail a little less each day. Keep going till there is virtually no failure left."

"I'll love you forever, forever and always. Please just remember, even if I'm not there. I'll always love you, forever and always."- Parachute, Forever and Always

"Alright I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back. Get mad. I don't want your damn lemons, what am i supposed to do with these?! Demand to see life's manager. Make life RUE the day it decided to give you lemons. Do you KNOW WHO I AM!? I'm the man who's going to burn your house down, with the lemons!! I'm going to get my engineers to design a combustible lemon, that BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!!!"-Cave Johnson

"When you're not in love, when you don't have love, everybody you know falls in love on like the same day - even Karen the douche bag falls in love!" -Dane Cook

"Who needs friends! They just laugh and talk like idiots and pretend to agree with you, so you end up caring about them... exposing yourself... getting HURT... Screw it! We're better off without them! You want people getting in your way? Dragging you down? I don't! And i never said we were friends. You did! No one's my friend, least of all you. I only stay with you to survive."-Neku Sakuraba

"So here's what you do, you go down to the local pharmacy, you ask for something called Viagra and it'll help you go FUCK YOURSELF."