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Joined 02-13-08, id: 1499453, Profile Updated: 07-05-10
Author has written 3 stories for Danny Phantom, and Fullmetal Alchemist.

HELLO!

I am SiskieBusiness! Though, that isn't my...real name... My real name shall be a secret! To only my parents! Er...and Ninja

I am Ninja93's friend. We work very close to each other at the lab. Like the time with the kids at the library after that dress up day, huh Ninja?

We tend to quote Edward Elric and Roy Mustang from FullMetal Alchemist. She's Mustang...I'm Edo...T.T

Every now and then I'll hear "Hey, Hey Siskie, :snaps fingers:" So for her birthday I am making her a ROY MUSTANG PLSUHIE! COMPLETE WITH GOLVES FOR HER TO WEAR! There, now you know what I am getting you for your birthday. Oh wait, you computer killed itself, Never mind.

I'm very much an anime geek. So most of the stories on here are going to be from either an anime or some random thing I like. I tend to like writing for Ouran High School Host Club but there's always others. I will take requests and read what ever anime you wish to get an idea of a character and write a story for you. (Damn that was a long run on sentence. Hehe, "writer makes run-on sentence!" I can see the headlines now! -.- I am pathetic)

So for now, enjoy my random quotes from animes and tv shows. I own nothing of what is below!!

Sour Cherry Out

SiskieBusiness

I HAVE LOST THE GAME!!

"Christianity : The belief that some cosmic Jewish Zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree. Makes perfect sense." -Christopher Hitchens

Al: "What's your plan of stragity Brother?

Edo: "I TOLD YOU! A FIST IN HIS FACE!"


Tamiki(This is from the Outtakes on the DvD of OHSHC, Vic screwed up a line XD): "Believe it or not this is the first time I've ever used...you know...what's this thing called again? This is the first time I've ever used a screwdriver! (This is only funny if you watch the video with it. Tamiki is holding a hammer, not a screwdriver. Fail, Vic, fail)


Maes: "I have a message from Roy. He said: 'Don't die before me, you're enough trouble without the paper work!'"

Edo: "Fine. Tell him: 'I'll never die before you do, you pompus bastard with a god-complex'"


Roy: "That's no way to get promoted Hawkeye!"

Riza: "Relax sir, I just saved your life. You know that your fire attack is no good in the rain"

Roy: OO

Havoc: "She's right boss, you are useless when wet"

Roy: falls over


Roy's Crew: "AHHHH!"

Roy: "HOW DID I GET SUCH A PATHETIC STAFF!?"

(this was during the Whearhouse 13 episode XXXD)


Tamaki: Mom! Haruhi's using foul language!
Kaoru: Mom being...?
Kyoya: Position-wise...probably me


Jurassic Park III

Eric: I liked your first book better, you liked dinosours back then.

Dr. Grant: That's before they tried to eat me.


Jeremie: "Eh, sorry, don't have any good news. To make a long story short, you're still on your own, the tower is still activated, and you're probably going to get the bug I can't fix."
Odd: "Is that all?"
Jeremie: "...No."

~Code: Lyoko


These are some Quotes from Band and work. Some of them are really Funny.

Jackie: I am driving you up a wall?
Me: Yes
Jackie: A big wall?
Me: Yes
Jackie: The Great Wall of China?
Me: Bigger
Jackie: The Great Wall of The US?
Me: More...there is no 'Great Wall of The US'!
Jackie: You don't know that!
Me: Jax there-
Jackie: Have you seen it?
Me: No-Seen what?
Jackie: The Great Wall of China?
Me: Yes!
Jackie: You've been to China?
Me: Er...well...no.
Jackie: So you haven't seen The Great Wall of China?
Me: I have seen The Great Wall of China! Just, not in person.
Jackie: How do you know it's not fake?
Me: :head/desk: I am NOT having this conversation with you
Jackie: So it does exsist!
Me: No it doesn't!
Jackie: IT'S INVISABLE!
Me: No-what?
Jackie: :sing-song voice: It funny 'cause it true!


Katie: :talking to Morgan: You hate vagina?
Morgan: Wha-no, I said I like vagina!
Katie: Shut up, here have a sour patch kid

Dougless: "There's a reason you annoy me."
Caleb: "And that would be?"
Dougless: "You exisit, isn't that enough?"


Caleb: "I love it when he says 'Beam me up Scotty!'"
Me: "Yeah, me too!"
:both slow turn to our idiotic friend Scott:
Caleb: "Hey...Scott..."
Scott: "You so much as breathe about me being Scotty, I will set fire to your Spock plushie"


Ninja: "I will make your life a living shoestring!"


Mr. C: "What is the hardest working organ in the body?"
Ninja: "Well--"
Mr. C: "We are not discussing reproduction!"


Me: "We can go to the Shake Shoppe"
Ninja: "The Shake Shop E"
Me: "..."
Ninja: "It's pronounced "shop"...isn't it?"

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More Than Just A Murder by AkitaFallow reviews
As bodies pile up and evidence remains scarce, the CSI team has to fight against increasingly strange circumstances and an even stranger suspect in order to solve what is likely the most complicated case they have ever encountered. /FMA 2003 anime, NOT CoS compliant/
Crossover - CSI & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 42 - Words: 200,940 - Reviews: 2122 - Favs: 1,497 - Follows: 1,254 - Updated: 10/3/2014 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Gil G., Edward E. - Complete
The Letter by AngelZash reviews
When Ed turns 18, a mission with Colonel Mustang becomes just the beginning of yet another adventure into insanity. But this time, he might just come out of it with more than he ever allowed himself to wish for. AU Roy/Ed. Uses both animes and the manga
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,879 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 12/7/2010 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Edward E., Roy M.
For the Love of Music! by mutantpenguins reviews
Edward Elric was really looking forward to the latest season of marching band... until he found out that he would be working next to Roy Mustang to lead the band. AU, Ed/Roy.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,786 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Edward E., Roy M.
Object of Gossip by ZaKai reviews
Roy and Ed are sleeping together, and everyone knows it! Everyone... except for Roy and Ed. :Eventual RoyEd, Humor:
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 43,899 - Reviews: 1046 - Favs: 1,068 - Follows: 1,187 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Roy M., Edward E.
Evolution by ontheinside reviews
With school almost over and the trio making new plans, Zeke looks back on his friendship with Virgil, and what it all really means. Non-graphic SLASH.
Minutemen - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,013 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Zeke T., Virgil F. - Complete
A Dream No Longer by Crimson lantern reviews
After the disturbing events in Central and Edward's 2nd goodbye, Roy returns to the Northern out post. However, he is not allowed to remain there to wallow in regret. AU, Post Movie, Roy/ED, Yaoi
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,640 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/22/2009 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Edward E., Roy M.
When the rain comes by Datenma reviews
RoyEd It's storming in Central and Roy is left to his thoughts about a certain golden eyed alchemist but when Edward comes to Central and Roy's forced to pick him up how will the Flame Alchemist handle the situation? *shakes fist at summaries*
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,436 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Please, Stay by Winds of Water reviews
Roy teams up with Edward to pull off the most dangerous mission to date... Roy's mother, in order to cover up a lie Roy told her. It's just acting though, right? Pretending to be engaged is just another mission. So why is it becoming so personal? Roy/Ed
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 60,323 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 909 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 7/10/2008 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
The Lesson by wizqevelyn reviews
A fatal mistake made late one night could ruin Roy forever. ONESHOT NONYAOI Parental! ish RoyEd Please read and review! Yes, I'M ALIVE!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,498 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 54 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Breathe by Heart Of The Wizard reviews
Drake is unprepared for an asthma attack.
Drake & Josh - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,163 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Complete
Sick by Sevlow reviews
Ed is late for his report. Again.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,465 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 2,061 - Follows: 349 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Pushed too Far by edPod reviews
They've always messed with each other. It was fun, wasn't it? Ed doen't react in his usual way when Roy insults him.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 625 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 48 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Life in Progress by dhrachth reviews
EdRoy. Yaoi. Set post TV series. AU from the movie. Spoilers galore. Ed & Roy fall in love through everyday things. Not angst.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,417 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 2/23/2007 - Published: 7/21/2005 - Edward E., Roy M.
A Christmas With Roy Mustang by Shingo-sama reviews
[Roy x Ed, unproofed verson] Edward Elric doesn't really pay any attention to the upcoming holiday. Not even after he is called into Central for a new mission. But, like everytime, Edward's bad luck likes to bite him. Without a dorm room he is forced t
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,328 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/23/2005 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Untitled by Linen Tartaruga reviews
When one experiences something traumatic, they cannot move past it for many years, if at all. This emotional and mental torture can sometimes manifest itself in dreams or nightmares...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,346 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/31/2005 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
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Of School Days and Sickness reviews
AU High School. RoyEd and hints of AlWin and a surprise parring! Edward's sick and Roy is nervous. Will love ensue? Might be M in later chapters...Chapter 5 up! ON HIATUS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,899 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/8/2010 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Roy M., Edward E.
A Hero's Work is Never Done reviews
When the stress becomes to much for Danny, will he be able to keep his secret or will Lancer find out who Phantom is?
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,848 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Danny F., Lancer - Complete
Heartache Before Romance reviews
Royed, Warning: Mild language, When Ed screws up a mission, yet again, will Roy be able to hold his cool? Or will secrets that should have stayed as such be let out?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,017 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
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