Hi! It's Hannah Longbottom here! I'm new to fan fiction and I'm quite excited about this!! This profile is going to be quite random but random is a lot more interesting than normal! So here goes:

First of all I'd like to say...MIRIAMIMUS I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!

I am completely obsessed with Harry Potter and I think J.K Rowling is absolutely brilliant! Also I am absolutely in love with Seamus Finnigan...as you can probably tell from the image!! I just think he's awesome!!

Professor McGonagall (talking to Cornelius Fudge): You fool! Cedric Diggory! Mr Crouch! These deaths aren't the random work of a lunatic!

(Separate one)

Ron: Hey Hermione! Neville's right, you are a girl!

Hermione: Oh, well spotted!

Ron: Right you can go with one of us then.

Hermione: No I can't Ron! I'm going with someone else! Just because it's taken you four years to notice I'm a girl, doesn't mean no one else has!

(Separate one)

Hermione: Ron, you are the most insensitive wart I've ever had the misfortune to meet!

Ron: What? One person couldn't feel all that at once! They'd explode.

Hermione: Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon, doesn't mean we all have!

I love Harry Potter so much and most (scratch that, all) of my fan fictions will be about Harry Potter. Just like my dear friend, Miriamimus! I love her to bits...I give you an unbelievable amount of love, Miriamimus! Also, one of my ambitions is to meet Emma Watson...I know! I seem like a freak, but I think she's a really good actress!

Luna calls me Hannah Abbot because I am (apparantly) like her...that's why my name on this is Hannah Longbottom (Hannah Abbot wasn't available and I am supposedly married to Neville Longbottom from Harry Potter)

Sorry, I'm probably boring you all stupid with mad everlasting tales of my crazy Luna and I! So bottom line is I love her to bits!

This is all of Love2Love's brilliant, absolutely amazing work! (Supposed to go with my story, Always. Read it, then you'll understand) Love you Love2Love, my darling! xxxxxxxxxxx

(After Ginny says yes to Harry's proposal):

'Cho, who had been watching with her mouth open, stamped her foot and stood up. "I should have caught the bouquet!" She exclaimed, furious when Harry dipped Ginny and kissed her again. Everyone else turned to stare at her.

"I deserve it! Not Ginevra Weasley!"

Cho," began Hermione, slightly impatiently. "Harry is with Ginny. You two were only together in fifth year."

"Well it was a trying time for all of us!" She screeched and and a few people shifted uncomfortably. "I was a source of comfort-"

"You made my year even more stressful," Harry said, sighing and holding Ginny close. "Listen, I love Gin-"

"Fine!" She huffed stamped her foot. But when she made a move to walk, there was a loud ripping noise, accentuated by the fact that her face adopted a horrible, shocked expression. She looked down, as did everyone else, and saw the yellow material split up to her waist.

"Susan!" She shrieked, who had been sitting beside her. "You !" Susan, who was flushed, spoke dispassionately "Oops. Sorry Cho." The first words the trio heard from her were certainly memorable ones. Cho snatched up her clutch purse and clenched her fists, stepping forward. Unfortunately, her split dress had worked its way under the table after Susan purposefully stepped on it and she went flying onto the ground with a loud, high pitched scream. As she stood up she began to shout expletives and Seamus laid a hand over Lavender's stomach, as though covering the baby's ears. And, to general astonishment, a large group of Chinese men came running through, picked her up and carried her, screaming, away. There was a long silence.

"Oh, I suppose we didn't check the tables." Luna said absentmindedly, "Do we still have champagne?"'

Also, Miriamimus, q8iya and Love2Love...I love you girls!! Miriamimus is my conscience!! and q8iya and Love2Love are my very very VERY special buddies!! I love the three of them! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Love you all,

Hope my fanfictions aren't all too terrible to endure,

Hannah Longbottom

PS. Luna, Neville sends all his love to you and Dean! How are the Thestrals?

PPS. 92 of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie & Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. If you are part of the 8 who were laughing your head off, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Luna didn't marry Rolf Scamander, copy and paste this into your profile.