The Jew in Gryffindor
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Joined 12-24-01, id: 143404
Author has written 16 stories for Harry Potter, Song Fics, Misc. Plays/Musicals, Monty Python, and Phantom of the Opera.
Shalom!
I am the Jew in Gryffindor, more commonly know as Jig, that weird girl, or that person who writes uncommonly good fanfiction about Jewish people with brown hair and blue eyes. I am a Potterholic, Phan, and a METMA member. No flaming please, I do my best to get the facts straight and spell correctly. Any mistake is not intended, unless it is a mannerism or action of a character. Anything of bias said by a character does not necessarily reflect my views.
Have A Nice Day
Jig

By the by, due to the lovely and fun *cough* invention that is public high school, my brain is currently too fried for any story updates. Besides, no one reviews. I NEED INSPIRATION PEOPLE! Don't worry, however, as soon I will be at it again...just...once I get the antidote...

I am the one who owns The Eastern School for the Magical Arts in Baltimore, and, if you would like to use that in a story, please email me for permission!

I own Tikva Maneshevitz/Charlotte DuBois, Marc Laurent, Avram, Benyamin, Samuel, Golde and the Rabbi. Want to use them? Email me!

http:///requests/rache.jpg is an absotively posolutely luverly picture of Rachel, complete with Star of David Necklace. Believe me, I didn't draw this myself. If I could, I would be living in a mansion in Rio. Meeheehee!

P.S. i am a lazy person and will most likely forget the disclaimer
Now for the fast-talking legal dude
*silence*
:Ahem:Ahem:I SAID! Now for the fast-talking legal dude!
Fast-talking legal dude: Oh. Hi! Here I am
Fast-talking legal dude*takes a deep breath*
Fast-talking legal dude:The-Jew-in-Gryffindor-does-not-own-harry-ron-hermione-anyone-except-the-people-she-makes-up-and-j-k-rowling-owns-the-rest-cookies-to-her-the-jew-in-gryffindor-does-not-own-anything-related-to-the-phantom-of-the-opera-other-than-what-she-made-up-herself-and-the-jew-in-gryffindor-who-is-a-girl-might-i-add-probably-doesn't-own-a-lot-of-the-other-stuff-she-writes-about-either-viva-la-METMA!
Fast-talking legal dude*finally breathes*
The Jew in Gryffindor*stuffs cookie in his mouth*
Fast-talking legal dude*starts choking*
The Jew in Gryffindor: and there we have it folks! have a nice day! *smiles*
Fast-talking legal dude*continues choking*

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Harry Potter and the Year of Something by Phantom Zacharias reviews
Harry is in school, and nothing makes sense. Dumbledore is crazy and Goyle has coffee rushes. Flame, and nobody cares. If you review, I'll give you a cookie. Chapter 11 UP! Finally!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,598 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 3/4/2003 - Published: 6/30/2001
An Addition to the Group by CloudChick reviews
G for now, might change later. Hermione's friend stays the summer with her, she has to transfer to Hogwarts. The story starts on the last day of the holidays. Read to find out more! This is my first fanfiction, please read/review! Thanks! *CHAPTER 9 UP*
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,479 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/30/2002 - Published: 1/12/2002
Generation: Phantom by LaLuna reviews
As if there weren't enough POTO parodies out there........But seriously, this is my first phunny phic. A lot of you guys write such humorous ones, I was just inspired, I guess. What really happened after POTO ended? Well, probably not this, but I suppose
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,459 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/13/2002
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Leaving America reviews
This was basically my attempt to fit my character into book one. ^__^ Erm, it basically is book one through someone else's eyes. If you don't like that, go away! But if you do, R/R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 31,096 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/15/2002 - Published: 12/25/2001
A Common Bond reviews
Ten years after Erik faked his own death, once again, he tutors a young alto from Denmark who holds a secret. Read and Review, please.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,351 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/2/2002 - Published: 6/1/2002
A Darkness Descending reviews
A Book Five Fic with my character Rachel, the American Jew in Gryffindor. Please Read and Review. Chapter Twenty-Four is up!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 27,065 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/1/2002 - Published: 2/21/2002
One Headlight reviews
Using the song One Headlight by the Wallflowers. Brian's best friend commited suicide, and he tries to fight against the hypocracy of High School
Song Fics - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/20/2002
The Knights Who Say NI! reviews
After Watching Monty Python and the Holy Grail, I fell in love with The Knights Who Say NI! and decided to write a poem about them.
Monty Python - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 245 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/13/2002
The Promise reviews
A Songfic to the song The Promise by When In Rome.
Song Fics - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 649 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/10/2002
Pet Me Poppa reviews
The Story of a Hot Box Girl. From the musical Guys and Dolls. Takes place before the actual musical. Read and Review
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,854 - Reviews: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/8/2002 - Published: 3/15/2002
Didn't Leave Nobody But The Baby reviews
A songfic I wrote to Didn't Leave Nobody But The Baby, a black folk lullabye sung by Emmylou Harris, Alison Krauss and Gililan Welch
Song Fics - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 408 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/29/2002
An Unholy Mess reviews
What are Lucius and Narcissa hiding? It wouldn't be right if I just told you know, so you better read and see if you can piece it together yourself. Just like Draco is.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 3/26/2002 - Published: 3/25/2002 - Draco M., Lucius M.
Watch Out You're Using Dark Arts reviews
I got bored one day, and being in the show Guys and Dolls at my school, combined Harry Potter and Guys and Dolls to get Watch Out You're Using Dark Arts, a strange combination of Draco Malfoy and Nicely Nicely singing a Hogwarts-ified version of Sit Down
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 438 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 3/25/2002 - Draco M.
Against All Odds reviews
A woman has to leave her man for a different reason then you may expect. Written to "Against All Odds" by Phil Collins. Please Read and Review.
Song Fics - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/4/2002
Sunny Came Home reviews
A songfic to Sunny Came Home by Shawn Colvin. Rated PG-13 because it is about teen suicide.
Song Fics - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/12/2002
The Rainbow Connection reviews
A short sweet songfic involving a Gryffindor and a short summer storm
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 411 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/4/2002
The Idols of Lavender Brown reviews
The storys of a few Mirrors, and their pleas to METMA. Viva la METMA!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,181 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 1/4/2002 - Published: 1/2/2002
Mi Diario ((my diary, in Spanish)) reviews
This is my first METMA challenge, so BE NICE! Oh yah, thanks to Lady Shirubana for all the translations!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1/1/2002 - Ron W.
Voldie's Big Adventure reviews
Voldie and Wormtail go on a big adventure to a McDonalds in Pikesville Maryland. Wormtail finds love, and well.....you just have to read it to find out what happens to Voldie
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 12/28/2001