Author has written 3 stories for Avengers. If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile. 98 of people online don't know the difference between your and you're. If you're (HA) one of the 2 who twitches violently every time somebody uses the wrong form, put this in your profile (ARRRRGGGHHH *is strangling herself*) If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile If you read in bed until past 3 in the morning, put this on your profile! If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over a pillow, copy this into your profile. 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It is illegal to drive a motor vehicle on city streets unless a man with a lantern is walking ahead of it. It is illegal to eat in a place that is on fire. It is illegal to purchase an alcoholic beverage after midnight on Sunday, yet one may do so on Monday. It is illegal to purchase or use Sparklers in the city, yet you can buy fully disassembled automatic machine guns. It is illegal to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool. It is illegal to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale. It is illegal to wake a fireman when he is asleep. The penalty for jumping off a building is death. FEMALE COMEBACKS!! Man: Where have you been all my life? Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Man: Is this seat empty? Man: Your place or mine? Man: So, what do you do for a living? Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Man: Your eyes they're amazing. Man: Hi, I think we've had a date once or twice? 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BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, andaddyournameto the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15,Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, FairyNinjaPrincess, MyImmortal01, Twilightxfanatic21, Twilightloverforeverandever, HarryArtemis1220, edwardcullenissosexy, all-hail-the-jello, Karren1109, maddythetwilightfreak, Starrynytex, MelissaRM, vampygirl999, nanigirl15, Furorensu-Chan, ILuv Zero and Pocky yum, nats10art, DarkAkatsukiNeko, Kurina the Imiko, DBZTomboy A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. 13 things PMS Stands for: 13. Pass My Shotgun OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. 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If so, scroll down (Don’t cheat--) THE ANSWERS 1. You are completely in love with this person. 2. If you choose: Red: You are alert and your life is full of love. Black: You are conservative and aggressive. Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you Love. Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are Down. 3. If you’re initial is: A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to Blossom. S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good. 4. If you were born in: Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you Fall in love with someone totally unexpected. Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but The memories will last forever. July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life Changing experience for the good. Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your Soul mate. 5. If you choose... Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do Anything for you, but you may not realize it. 6. This person is your best friend. 7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime. 8. If you choose... 9. If you choose... 10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday. FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you. BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "You will die in seven days..." FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall. BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumbass?" FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you. FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!" FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda. BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you. FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in. FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain. BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - bitch - run!" FRIENDS: Will help you move. BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies. FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste! FRIENDS: Would read ignore this. BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap! When French people swear do they say pardon my English? If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later? Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"? Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"? Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse? If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible? Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse? "Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?" Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’? Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin? Why do people say, "You can't have your cake and eat it too"? Why would someone get cake if they can't eat it? Assasination is just an extreame form of censorship. Imitation is the most annoying form of flattery. Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, and then kill them He said I love you, I laughed and said sorry I'm allergic to bullsh*t I'll be rich and famous when I invent something that will stab people over the internet Of course I'm talking to myself. Who else can I trust? One way to figure out how things work, push all the buttons! Darth Vader-Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES! Luke Skywalker-Nah, the rebels have cake. Darth Vader-ooh! Can I be a rebel?! I smile because I have no idea what's going on! Life was so simple when boys had cooties I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends Boys are like slinkys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. I ran with scissors, and lived! You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder I'm the kind of girl who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide. I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love. I don't obsess! I think intensely. All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies. "When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it." "Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else" "Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real." "If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side." A recent survey stated that the average person's greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death which was third on the list. So, you're telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy. I'm not so good at advice. Can I intrest you in a sarcastic comment? Death is God's way of saying "You're fired." If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em. Heaven doesn't want me, and Hell's afraid I'll take over. "Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us." –Bill Watterson "He who stands on a windowsill to see how far out he can lean without falling is a moron." "I'm the kind of person your parents warned you about." Please Note: Andy: Oh, come on, Arthur. -After a year in therapy, my psychiatrist finally said to me, "Maybe...life isn't for everyone." - Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary "Shut up voices or I'll poke you with a fork" It's always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I've found it? Do I have to spell it out for you or scream it in you face? Haha. I don't get it So what if we act like immature idiots? We're having fun. If at first you don't succeed skydiving isn't for you Those who throw objects at crocodiles will be asked to retrieve them Set sail in a... genaral... that way direction Poke me. I dare you. This is Bob. Bob likes sharp things. I suggest you run from Bob. Docters say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that. I'll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter. When life gives you lemons make apple juice and then laugh when people try to figure out what the hell you did. When life gives you lemons, chuck them at people you hate. It doesn't matter whether the glass is half empty or half full just drink it and get it over with. It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone. The world is full of crazy people. THEY MADE ME THEIR LEADER. Definition of homework: Some form of crude mind control still used in some priminal areas. One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions. WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff. I'm here because heaven wouldn't take me and hell was afraid i'd take over. I'm not afraid of Death, what's it gonna do kill me? Whenever you feel pissed off at someone walk a mile in there shoes, that way your a mile from them and you have their shoes. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Did you know Sarcasm is your body's natural defense against stupidity. Have seen my sanity? I seem to have lost it. Never knock on Death's door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that. Paper may beat rock, but cannon ball makes a big hole in paper. The pen may be mightier than the sword, but my keyboard can crush your crummy pen! Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read in school about the wars that solved America's problems? 364 days of the years kids are told not to take candy from strangers, but on Halloween it's encouraged! Why is that? Boys are like trees- they take 50 years to grow up. How are the force and duct tape the same?- They both have light and dark sides and hold the universe together. |
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