Brandonstuart
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Joined 10-28-07, id: 1408389, Profile Updated: 07-07-08
Author has written 11 stories for Harry Potter, Danny Phantom, Death Note, Bleach, Sonic the Hedgehog, Pokémon, and Durarara!!/デュラララ!!.

This is the wonderful Brandonstuart speaking. You want to know more about me you say? Wells, here you go!

Real Name? Why the fuck do you want to know that?

Do you have different personalities? Different personalities? No, I simply have many different people in my head.

Are you crazy? Yes, yes I am. Though my family would beg to differ. Mostly for public image.

Where do you live? I live in Indiana, United States. That's all I'm gonna say on the subject, now drop it.

What High School do you go to? How did you know I was in High School? I won't tell you, because that would make it easier to find me. I can tell you right now, I keep a knife under my pillow for special stalkers!

How old are you? I am fourteen right now, and am a freshman in my High School.

Are you a boy or a girl? I'm a girl, though my parents swear there was a mental mix-up and I switched minds with a boy.

What are your favorite shows? You really want to know that? Well...

Fullmetal Alchemist, Danny Phantom (Damn you Hartman for stopping the show!), Naruto, Fairy Oddparents, Ouran High School Host Club (TWIIIIIIIINNNNNNSSSSS!!), Harry Potter, Invader Zim (I AM ZIIIIIIIIIIM!!)... and well, I'll stop there 'cause I can't remember any of my other favorites.

What are your favorite books? I have a few right now...

Dragonriders of Pern series, Harry Potter, Fullmetal Alchemist, Ouran High School Host Club, Bartemaeous Trilogy and many others. Too many to name.

What's your favorite thing to do all day? Read fanfics on the computer and make up stories in my mind. That or play video games and read if I'm grounded for some obscure reason.

What's your favorite subject at school? Spanish! Because I love our Puerto Rican teacher! He's so amazing.

What's your least favorite subject? Biology. Our teacher really needs to be fired, we can hardly understand it at all. I'm in all GT classes too, so it makes it even harder on us.

What do you look like? I'm not getting too deep, stalkers! I have blonde hair, and hazel eyes. There, that's all you're getting.

What's your favorite type of pairing? Slash. Final. Though I can stand every other type of pairing, I love slash to my core.

READ THIS:

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working on the corner because no one will hire a transsexual women.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother's hand through the pain, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let in my 27 partner into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the most loving family I ever had; I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for 3 weeks, and in another year, I'll be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks after graduating high school. It was simply too much to bare.
We are the couple who have the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom to go into so no one will call management.
I am the mother not allowed to see her children that I gave birth to, nursed and raised because the court says I'm an unfit mother since I live with another women.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who suddenly had the support system go cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner was also a women.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who had no support because I am a male.
I am the father who never hugged his own son in fear of showing affection for another male.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me when they realized I was a transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped going to church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their door on my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what the world needs, love.
I am the person who is afraid to tell his Christian parents that he loves another male.

RE-POST IF YOU BELIEVE HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG.
There aren't enough supporters! The world survives on love, yet we reject it? Spread the word!

Controversial Issues:
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans... Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage

If you have ever pushed a door that said 'Pull' copy this in your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake

I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

Note: Because I don't have my floppy disk here at my dad's that I saved all my fics too, and the fact that the Microsoft Word on my labtop won't fucking work, I won't be able to put up any new chapters. That doesn't mean I haven't typed them though! It's just...really gonna be hard for me to put them up since my computer doesn't use floppy disks...

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile,

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch and American Eagel said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

If you ran up a down escalater copy this into your profile.

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A Normal Fight by TidalWinds reviews
Shizuo and Izaya are having a fight on the street. AGAIN. But when the tables turn, and things suddenly get out of hand, what will happen? Rated M for later chapters and violence and death. Shizuo Izaya.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,454 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/28/2011 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
Second Chance by Vreee reviews
I didn't ask for this. You aren't... right. But, don't worry. I'll fix it. I'll make things better than they were before. Won't that be great, Shizzy? Shizuo/Izaya, Shizaya
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,507 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 8/25/2010 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Izaya O., Shizuo H.
Let's Call It a Truce by Chesiere Cat reviews
Two shot. Completed. Shizuo is having a running nose and Izaya seems to pick the wrong day to annoy the hell out of him. BL, Shizaya.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,681 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/21/2010 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
A Love and Hate Obsession by sinfulseraph reviews
When one of Izaya's clients discovers some dangerous information about Shizuo, Izaya will do whatever it takes to keep Shizu-chan as only his prey. But what happens when Shizuo finds out about this? ShizuoxIzaya IzayaxOC Jealous!Shizuo
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,951 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 3/23/2010 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Complete
When the rain stops by selena23loveless reviews
What would it be like if L and Light met again, after everything is over? Spoilers for episode 25 and the last episode; also for the movies, a bit. Please review!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
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Reflections of a Mad Informant reviews
Semi-insane!Izaya has many strange moments in his life, many of them completely questionable. These are one-shots of different parts of his life, involving his semi-insanity in some way or another.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Izaya O.
Just A Dream reviews
Aki Suzume was just a normal girl, living a normal day-to-day life. Everything was somewhat boring for her now though. Until suddenly every time she falls asleep she dreams about this other world with strange monsters in it, things becoming real too fast.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,366 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/29/2010
Dislocation reviews
For a long time it had waited for the opportune time to escape. It wanted out now, it wanted to learn and exist like everyone else. It was its time.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 494 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Giratina - Complete
Never Race Again reviews
Who thought just a simple race between rivals could end up like this? With Sonic trying hard to deny the newfound attraction to the biohog and Shadow confusing him further with his random actions, how could these two ever get and stay together? Sonadow
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,354 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 9/3/2009 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Sonic, Shadow
Incorrectly Judged reviews
A simple mistake was all it was, but there is no way anyone could ever just apologize for it. Can L ever believe in the justice system when it has failed him so? When all you have is gone... what are you left with? Slightly AU, LxLight.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,826 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 3/25/2008 - L, Light Y.
A Lost Cause reviews
Yes, he had a heart of ice, which was nearly impossible to penetrate, but… ice was also incredibly easy to shatter, and melted afterwards, leaving no trace it had ever been there at all. Perhaps it was better that way? GrimmjowxUlquiorra.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,510 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Ulquiorra, Grimmjow J.
Deadly Rivalry reviews
Beyond Birthday has always been L’s number 1 enemy. What can L do now that B has escaped from prison and plans on settling an old score, with L’s life? Will Kira help his sworn enemy, or has L's death already begun? L/Light, B/L.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,868 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/11/2008 - Published: 3/26/2008 - L, Light Y.
The World is Not Enough reviews
Harry's world is crashing around him after the death of his beloved godfather, and he feels like no one around him understands him, and he can't relate to them anymore. Can this leave him ripe for a Dark Lord's picking? Slash, HPLV.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,513 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 2/27/2008 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort
The Two Gods reviews
In all history there had always been two Gods, the God of Death, and the God of Life. While Ryuk had always said that humans were interesting, the two Gods were definitely more interesting than humans could ever be.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,124 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/15/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
The Hogwarts Ghost reviews
AU DPHP crossover. Contains slash. In this Danny, who appears to have a darker past, comes across Harry in his third year at the Leaky Cauldron. Neither know that their fates are intertwined with the wizarding world's, and fate herself bows to them.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,992 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 10/30/2007 - Harry P.
Not a Game reviews
He guessed he'd always seen it as a game. It wasn't one now. Perhaps he should have paid better attention to his job, then it wouldn've happened. But you can't change the past, and Clock work wouldn't help him for this, it was meant to happen. Char. Death
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Danny F. - Complete