Welcome to the SUPER-FUN-FUN BONUS PAGE OF PROFILE-ISM!!

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Hello earth pigs, it is I, SQUEEN! Here with your daily dose of insanity.

My avatar is me (I guess) With cat ears and I tail. If you can't see, there's feather sticking out of my mouth.

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Name: Dawn (not real name), Squeen, Pumpernickel (inside joke w/my friend Toasty), Waffles (My Greek's friend's boyfriend gave that to me) Squirrel, and Jessica The Amazing Waffle Squirrel.

Hobbies: Drawing, thinking, zoning out, annoying people, video-taping bad Ozzie Osburne impressions, freaking out the pizza man (Is there any other way I can pay for this pizza?sexual posing) harassing mean people, smiling at people in a creepy manner, swimming, failing at Rock Band, procrastinating on major projects, watching Richard Cipher from 'Legend of the Seeker' take his shirt off and laughing when lightning strikes.

Weird(er) things about me: I've broken my left arm three times in the same place, broke my collar bone when I was three and walked away, I have an extreme fear of dodgeball and bunkbeds (see broken arms bit), I believe a creature lives in the lake at my camp, I wish to survive a paranormal experience, I want to see a unicorn, my friend is an alien while another is a frikkin PRODIGY while another is just... herself, my mother is a chef yet has no time to make HER OWN FAMILY food and sometimes imagine my characters talking to me during my day. How's that for weird?

ANNOUNCEMENT

I just recently erased a lot of crap stories I wrote a gazillion years ago, so if you come looking for them on my profile, they is GONE. FOREVER. And I probably won't rewrite them because they really, REALLY sucked. So don't ask me to rewrite them.

Holy Biscuits, I'm scared...: A girl died in 1933.A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive.The murderer chanted , Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia

Quotable Quotes!

"Is there any particular reason your underwear is under my sister's pillow?"

(Sticks hand in friend's pocket) "I'm in your pants!!"

"That's what JESUS said!"

"Um, say that again while thinking like a high schooler"

"No dying until Tuesday!"

"Only YOU would wear a tshirt on your head and call it 'ninja'"

"That makes sense in a... schizphrenic sort of way..."

-My camp counselor's reponse to one girl's explanation of naming her plants

"Ritual flail!"

-Inside joke

"PEEING IN THE SHOWER!!"

-Probably the weirdest thing I heard when walking past the boy's bathroom at camp.

"BIBLE CAMP!makes stabbing motions"

-God is always watching Kiddies!

"Lochy Lochy!"

-Yet another inside joke

"I love how (name deleted for privacy) is sitting in the corner, feeling so awkward and out of place"

-Something overheard on a camera microphone.

"The pine cone means nothing!!"

-Me, being... me.

"Can you get pregnant asexually?"

-The dumbest question I ever heard.

"Tigger, you're the dumbest smart person I've ever met"

-The OC forum.

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