Hello there again, my fellow fanfiction readers. I have decided to leave and come back because I don't like it. There's noting wrong with the site itsself but personally it's not for me. I will continue to update my stories and add new ones. New Planes will be taken off simply becuse it sucks.

Ok. It will be a while for my stories to be updated because when I try to edit them I get an error so if anyone has any suggestions please message them to me. I really want to update more than one of them.

Top Priority:

Akatsuki in America
Never Too Willing
Falling into Orochimaru's Hands
Akatsuki Manor

Winner of my Poll:

HidanxOC won! Give me a few days and it will be out and in the meantime, I will be taking off HidanxOC and you will all vote again! Woo

Also see my DeviantArt account.

DeviantArt - Crazyanimecookierawr

LOOK! I MAKE POLLS AND NO ONE VOTES! I MAKE FORUMS AND NO ONE GOES TO VIEW THEM! I WRITE STORIES AND BARELY ANYONE REVIEWS THEM! IF I DON'T START SEEING IMPROVEMENTS IN THESE PROBLEMS THEN I WILL BE FORCED TO STOP WRITING! IT DOESN'T TAKE TWO FUCKING SECONDS TO WRITE GOOD JOB!

A new announcement for those who care. My sister also writes fanfiction and she doesn't want to make her own account here so I told her that she could post her stories on this account, too. Hopefully to bring in more people to read. I would love to start getting more hits and viewers and stuff. So, if you have an opinion about this message me with your thoughts. We will be deciphering who writes what story after she starts posting hers so, like I said, if you think yay or nay just let me know.

Also, I need some deviantartists... so If you are good with photoshop I would like to hear from you for an opportunity of sorts, maybe to boost your... art. Something like that. I want you to post pictures of your favorite stories of mine, particuarly Never to Willing (Hidan) because he is sexy and needs more naked pics of him. (lmfao) So... if you're looking for art reqests her is mine to you... or... if you want to do one of my other stories that is fine too. I would appreciate it very much just please message me beforehand. Please. I love you all. (I applaud your photoshoppy goodness because I couldn't do it to save my life.)

I don't know how to put this except bluntly. I WILL NOT be updating ANY of my stories any more than once every six months unless there have been at the least SIX reviews since the most recent update. If you want it faster you MUST review. The reasoning for six is because it is my lucky number. So that means if you don't know how many new reviews this story has gotten since it's last update, review anyway to be safe. I changed it to six months per update without review. There's a little motivation for ya. Don't get me wrong, I love publishing stories but you people just don't review enough and I like those better.

Go and check out my forums. There I have a request topic and a to do list where you can see what I am currently working on or thinking about starting. My request topic is NOT just for Naruto fics. If you want something else take a look at my Beta Profile and wat I will Beta is what I am willing to write.

I am also taking in Beta requests through DocX so if you are looking for a beta reader I will do what I can to help you though I won't beta stories that have already been published. I will, however read them and give opinions but I will not edit them for you if they are already on fanfiction.net.

The above THREE paragraphs will also be in the author's notes in my stories from now on for those people who have never been to my profile. I don't want to make it unfair.

Ways to find and talk to me: I love people talking to me!

Crazyanimecookie@
Supermew70@
- search for crazyanimecookie I guess. I just started using it.

Favorite Quotes:

"Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are" - Kurt Cobain

"If everyone in the world thought the same then no one would be doing much thinking" - Albert Einstein

"Huntin' humans ain't nothin' but nothin'. They all run like scared little rabbits. Run, rabbit, run. Run, rabbit. Run, rabbit. Run rabbit. Run, rabbit, run! RUN, RABBIT, RUN! " - Otis Driftwood (Bill Moseley)

"Why", you ask? "Why" is not the question. How? Now, that is a question worth examining. How could I, being born of such, uh... conventional stock, arrive a leader of the rebellion? An escapist from a conformist world, destined to find happiness only in that which cannot be explained? I brought you here for a reason, but unfortunately you and your sentimental minds are doing me no good! My brain is frozen. Locked! I have to break free from this culture of mechanical reproductions and the thick encrustations dying on the surface!" - Otis Driftwood (Bill Moseley)

"I hate fucked up families!" - Gandpa Hugo (Hose of 1000 Corpses)

"I make the chocolate! I make the chocolate! Where is that... guy with the stick?" - Bill Moseley (Devil's Rejects Bloopers)

"Believe it!" - Naruto

"You and I are the same. Both motivated by justice. Everyone feels the same when losing what is precious. You and I have both experienced that pain. You strive for your justice... and I for mine. Ordinary men driven to vengeance in the name of justice... such justice will just breed further vengeance... and a vicious cycle of hatred will be set in motion. Right now, I live in that cycle. I know the past and can foretell out future... it is the same as out history. I do not see people as anything other than petty creatures that will never be able to understand each other." - Pain (Naruto)

Put the song name that comes up as the answer to each question.

How am I feeling today?

Watching You Disappear - 32 Leaves

Will I get far in life?

Saving Grace - Tom Petty

How do my friends see me?

Iris - Goo Goo Dolls

Who will I marry?

Hit That - The Offspring (fucking lol)

What is my best friend's theme song?

On The Rooftop With Quaisimodo - Apocalyptica

What is the story of my life?

Bring Me To Life - Evanescence

What is highschool like?

Afterlife - Avenged Sevenfold

How can I get ahead in life?

Falling Down - Escape the Fate

What is the best thing about me?

Drain You - Nirvana

How is today going to be?

Click Click Boom - Saliva

What is in store for this weekend?

Oblivion - 30 Second to Mars

What song describes my parents?

I Don't Wanna Be In Love - Good Charlotte

To describe my grandparents?

Mortal Kombat Techno Remix

How is my life going?

Send the Pain Below - Chevelle

What song will they play at my funeral?

Until it Sleeps - Metallica

How does the world see me?

High Hopes - Pink Floyd

Will I have a happy life?

Buried Alive - Creature Feature

Will I have children?

Behind Blue Eyes - Limp Bizkit

What was my childhood like?

From The Inside - Linkin Park

What is some good advice for me?

Love Again - Cascada

How will I be remembered?

Everybody Hurts - R.E.M.

What is my signature dancing song?

Bad Blood - Escape the Fate

What is my current theme song?

Beer! - Psychostick

What does everyone else thing my theme is?

I Just Wanna Live - Good Charlotte

What song describes my mood right now?

Pushing Me Away - Linkin Park (no. not really. lol)

What song do I listen to when Im depressed?

The Crow and The Butterfly - Shinedown

Happy?

High Hopes - Pink Floyd (it's on here twice)

Scared?

Hidden Track - 30 Seconds to Mars

Bored?

Blood on My Hands - 32 Leaves

What type of girls/guys do I go for?

Repeating Yesterday - As I lay Dying

What type goes for me?

My Last Breath - Evanescence

What should I be doing right now?

Bad Boy - Cascada

Gandpa Hugo's Story: (House of 1000 Corpses)

Gonna Tell you a little story...
Eat your wife's pussy...
I mean jam your face in it!
...he starts licking and chomping
on her pussy
and she's screamin'
and yellin' and she just...
Ah-hhh!
The old battleaxe at home's
liable to crush my balls!
Would you be quiet?
You're gonna wake up grandma.