-Favorite things: Predator, Alien, Yuri (don't judge me), Comics, TV, sleeping really late, Star Wars, MASH, Marx Bros., Star Wars, Abbott and Costello, Cop Movies, Anime, old cartoons, Tomb Raider, video games, 007, Star Wars, classic books, pizza, Italian foods, Funny movies, movies, Star Wars, Warcraft, vampires, paintball, Star Wars, comics, comic movies, Star Wars.

Favorite bands: Aerosmith, Godsmack, Manowar, Breaking Benjamin, The Blues Brothers, Megadeth, Tenacious D, and Weird Al.

Movies: Interview with the Vampire, Star Wars (all), Indiana Jones (all), Mission: Impossible 1 & 3, Dracula (1931), Hot Fuzz, Pirates of the Caribbean, Tomb Raider, Superman, others i forget. (I love horror movies! but not the ones like Saw, pretty much only classic stuff like the wolf man. and most vampire movies. if their good.)

-Despised things: Harry Potter (don't ask, it just sucks), jerks, fics that lack a decent plot, women, Barney, Microsoft, Sailor Moon, Yaoi (i'm sorry, it just creeps me out), McDonalds, Van Helsing movie (seriously, they could've at least got Van Helsing's first name right), the Army, the Marines, all forms of Rap and Hip hop, modern R&B (aka, rap), Good Times, Creamy Peanut butter, Fics that look like they were written by a friggin' four year old, Stargate (all of them), morons, brainless people who get the idea that they can drive, and most OC's, flamers, critics who just have to point out every single little flaw, people you can't spell worth a damn.

Most Awesome Vampires EVER (In order) - Kain (Legacy of Kain), Raziel (Legacy of Kain), Rayne (BloodRayne), Dracula, Michael (Lost Boys), Janos Audrin (LoK), Saya (Blood: The Last Vampire)

Only OCs I will EVER use: Tony the barkeep (Universal), Millas (Warcraft), Hamard (Warcraft), Darkreaper (Warcraft), and nameless ones that i just kill off right away.

Fav Pairings: (Naruto) Inox any girl, Saku x any girl, Hina x any girl, Tema x any girl, TsunxShiz, Anko x any girl, NaruxHina (on occasion) .

(Strawberry Panic) ShizumaxNagisa, YayaxTsubomi, HikarixAmane, KanamexMomomi, ChikaruxShion, KanamexHikari, MiyukixTamao

(Kannazuki no Miko) HimekoxChikane HimekoxMakoto

-Age: 18

-Personality: Unknown

-Status: Single

-Nationality: USA!!

-Gender: Male

-Favorite Holiday: Halloween!

STOP RACISM! NOW! DO IT! NOW! I SAID NOW!

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me coloured"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

TO ALL THOSE WHO THINK HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG AND WANT TO FIGHT FOR A BETTER FUTURE FOR OUR GAY AND LESBIAN FRIENDS, PLEASE REPOST THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE.

-I am the girl who got kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
-I am the prostitute working on the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
-I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful tear-filled nights.
-I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
-I am the foster-child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had.
-I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that put me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
-I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating from high-school. It was just too much to bear.
-We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
-I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting management called on me.
-I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
-I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system suddenly grow cold and distant when they found out that my abusive partner is also a woman.
-I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support to turn to because I am male.
-I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
-I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me only lesbians do that.
-I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
-I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not alwyas have to deal with society hating me.
-I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
-I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most; love.
-I am the son who is afraid of telling his loving, Christian parents I love another male.

PLEASE REPOST THIS IF YOU BELIEVE HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG. PLEASE DO YOUR PART TO END IT.

Poem on Child Abuse

My name is Sarah I am but three My eyes are swollen I cannot see I must be stupid I must be mad What else could have made My daddy so mad?

I wish i were better I wish i wernt ugly Then mabe my mommy Would still want to hug me I cant speak at all I cant do a wrong Or else im locked up.

All day long When i awake im all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home When mommy does come Ill try and be nice.

So mabe ill get just One whipping tonight Dont make a sound I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlies Bar.

I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall I try and hide From his evil eyes Im so afraid now Im starting to cry.

He finds me weeping And shout ugly words He says its my fault That he suffers a work He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more.

I finaly break free And I run for the door He already locked it As I start to brawl He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken "Im sorry", I scream But its now much to late.

His face has been twisted Into unimanginable hate The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God have mercy Oh please let it end!

And finaly he stops And heads for the door While i lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor.

My name is sarah I am but three tonight my daddy murdered me.

Child Abuse Make It Stop!

Undignified Ways to Die:

Telling your wife her ass is fat

Skin diving with gas tanks you stole from a dentist

Renting a basement apartment in Venice

Wearing clown shoes while walking through a minefield at night

Getting a life-sized tatoo of someone your hight

Mistaking a python for your favorite tie

Going hang gliding at night on the 4th of July

Having a bowling ball dropped on your head

Mooning some cannibals who haven't been fed

Teasing some Scots for wearing their kilts

Approaching a chopper while walking on stilts

Swimming with sharks in a suit made of meat

Flashing yourself to a hippo in heat

Slapping the head of a bald drunken sailor

Telling your date's burly dad, 'Five bucks says i nail her'

IF YOU IGNORE THIS WITHOUT READING IT YOU HAVE NO HEART...BUT IF YOU FIND YOU CANNOT STOP UNTIL YOU REACH THE END THEN YOU MUST HAVE A VERY BIG HEART.

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart

The Top Ten Man Food

10. Beer

9. Chicken Wings

8. Hot Wings

7. All Beef Hot Dogs

6. Mashed Taters

5. Corn

4. Burgers

3. Subs

2. Baby Back ribs

1. Beef

I'll kill any fucker that does this to my girl, or any girl.

"Can we have sex right now?

Girl: "Can we do what?"

Guy: "You know, can I be your first, finally?"

Girl: "Um...no."

Guy: "Why?"

Girl: "Because, 1. you have a girlfriend, who happens to be my friend..."

Guy: "So, if you don't tell, I won't tell."

Girl: "Besides that, I'm waiting for someone special. Someone that I want to be with for the rest of my life to be my first."

Guy: "I'm not special to you?"

Girl: "You're my friend. That's all."

Guy: looks forward and keeps driving.

5 minutes pass...

Guy: starts to run his hand up the girl's thigh.

Girl: moves his hand, "Don't touch me.".

Guy: tries to kiss her.

Girl: screams, "Would you stop."

Guy: continues trying.

Girl: moves to the back seat

Guy: parks on an abandoned street and gets in the backseat with the girl. Starts to kiss her.

Girl: pushes him off and scoots over, "Please, don't do this."

Guy: "Don't do what, I know you want it, I can see it in your eyes." Moves over to her and starts to unbutton her pants.

Girl: pushes him harder and says, "No, don't."

Guy: getting aggravated, punches her and tells her to stop "playing hard to get".

Girl: crying, continues to fight.

Guy: punches her harder, pulls her pants off, and holds her down.

Girl: screams as he penetrates her, "NO, please don't do this to me!"

Guy: puts his hand over her mouth.

An hour passes...

Guy: pulls back and wipes himself off.

Girl: sits on the corner of the seat, crying.

Guy: looks at her and says, "You better not tell anybody about this. If you're really my friend, you won't tell anybody about this. You know I love you." He reaches out his hand to touch her cheek.

Girl: pulls back, "Just take me home, now."

Guy: says, "Alright." Gets in the front seat and drives her home.

2 months later...

Girl: "Doctor, what's wrong with me. I haven't had my time of the month in 2 months."

Doctor: looks at her, "You haven't been having your "time" for a reason."

Girl: looks at him and says, "Why?" dreading the answer that she was sure to receive.

Doctor: "You are pregnant."

Girl: faints.

The story gets out that she is pregnant, and people start looking to the Guy. He claims that it isn't his because she was sleeping with every guy in the school(which was a lie). He goes to her and tells her, "I'm telling you, if you lie to people and say that I raped you, I'll kill you."

The Girl is completely devastated. First, he took her virginity and got her pregnant...then he lied about it. So completely depressed...the girl commits suicide by drug overdose...

Girls, if this story touched you, put this on your profile under "No means no"

Guys, if this story pisses you off, put this on your profile under "I'll kill any fucker who does this to my girl or any girl"

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STOP HOLLYWOOD FROM BUTCHERING MOVIE, COMIC, AND GAME FRANCHISES, IF SOMETHING GOOD HAS ALREADY BEEN MADE, DON'T REDO IT! I'M TALKING TO YOU, ROB ZOMBIE! YOUR HALLOWEEN WAS CRAP! AND STEPHEN SOMMERS TOO! AND BRYAN SYNGER! THAT WAS THE WORST SUPERMAN MOVIE I'VE EVER SEEN! COPY AND PASTE THIS IF YOU AGREE AND/OR HAVE NO LIFE AND ADD YOUR NAME! millas14