¸.•¨×↝× NAME AND ALIASES:

My name is Teddy (yes, I'm a girl; my parents just have a flair for interesting names; my sister's name is Andy. O.o) My nicknames are Tifa, Teef, Nyra and a few others that are only known to close friends. And I'm also a member of the YouTube community: lockhartxstrife!!

¸.•¨×↝× AGE:

Older than 1, younger than 100. XD

¸.•¨×↝× GENDER:

Female. Duh.

¸.•¨×↝× ORIENTATION:

Straight.

¸.•¨×↝× COMMUNITY(S)/C2:

Emo/Sad Fanfictions "R" Us

¸.•¨×↝× SITE(S):

www.youtube.com/user/lockhartxstrife (MY YOUTUBE CHANNEL! YAY!)

¸.•¨×↝× ABOUT ME:

People say I'm kind, I'm romantic, I'm devoted, I'm a good listener, I'm loyal and I love animals... yawn.

I am also a compulsive video favourite-er on YouTube. I see about five seconds of a video, like it, and fav it. I love singing, drawing (eyes mostly), reading and writing stories, fan fics, fantasy and non.

... and I have a mild obsession with vampires. _

¸.•¨×↝× ABOUT MY STORIES:

I write stories for Final Fantasy VII and one for VIII (but I haven't posted it because my friend hasn't sent it to my from my old computer yet! :P), and if I would get off my lazy butt, I'd probably write for Kingdom Hearts and Twilight. None of my stories so far contain yaoi... but maybe some in the future, you never know. -shrug-

Oh, and since most of my stories are based on songs, so to understand the story more, I would recommend that you listen to the song. _

My favourite Final Fantasy/Kingdom Hearts pairings are CloTi (CloudxTifa), ZaEris/th (ZackxAeris/th), VincUna (VincentxYuna), YuDaj (YunaxKadaj), ReKo (RenoxRikku), SquInoa (SquallxRinoa), SoKai (SoraxKairi) and RoxIné (RoxasxNaminé). Also FaCk (TifaxZack), ViFa (VincentxTifa), ReTi (RenoxTifa), RiPpal (RikkuxGippal), TiduNa (TidusxYuna), ReLke (RenoxShelke), TiKku (TidusxRikku), SquIstis (SquallxQuistis). And I'm a fan of AkuRoku (AxelxRoxas); yes, call me a fangirl, but it's so dang cute (and hot...)!

My least favourite pairings are ClEris/th (I don't hate ClEris/th lovers or their fanfics, nor do I hate Aeris/th; I only dislike the pairing and her 'Saint-Aeris/th-goody-goody' portrayl, because she needs more personality!), and anything retarded like ViFfie (even if I use it in my AU stories, just to show the alternative-ness of it), CloUffie or stuff like that.

¸.•¨×↝× FAVOURITE BOOKS:

ღ #1 - The Possibility of Fireflies (Dominique Paul);
ღ #2 - Jinx (Margaret Wild);
ღ #3 - The Twilight Saga (Stephenie Meyer);
ღ #4 - Vampire Academy (Richelle Mead)
ღ #5 - The Vampire Diaries (L.J. Smith)
ღ #6 - Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist (Rachel Cohn and David Levithan)
ღ #7 - The Spirit Window (Joyce Sweeney);
ღ #8 - Wuthering Heights (Emily Bronte);
ღ #9 - Alice, I Think (Susan Juby);
ღ #10 - The ttyl Books (Lauren Myracle);

and waaaaaaaaaay too many more to mention.

¸.•¨×↝× FAVOURITE MOVIES:
§ #1 - Ghost World;
§ #2 - Wuthering Heights;
§ #3 - Juno;
§ #4 - Little Shop of Horrors (the musical);
§ #5 - Titanic;
§ #6 - Bridget Jones's Diary;
§ #7 - Alfie;
§ #8 - FF VII - Advent Children;
§ #9 - The Breakfast Club;
§ #10 - The Lord of the Rings Trilogy;

AND lots more (including probably the Twilight movie when it comes out!!)!

¸.•¨×↝× FAVOURITE SONGS:
#1 - System of a Down - Chop Suey;
#2 - Mindless Self Indulgence - Shut Me Up;
#3 - Kim-Lian - Sorry Girl;
#4 - Damien Rice - 9 Crimes;
#5 - The Veronicas - Untouched;
#6 - Sia - Breathe Me;
#7 - Muse - Sunburn;
#8 - Hollywood Undead - Circles;
#9 - Skillet - Comatose;
#10 - Blue October - Hate Me; (always makes me cry, no matter what)

AND lots more!

In my stories, if I use 'Aeris', then that means she's dead. If I say 'Aerith', then she's alive (and that means the story is probably AU. :P)

PREVIEW OF UPCOMING STORY (send me a message/post a comment on my YouTube page if you like it and want me to continue):

Why I Hate Pockys

- A CloTi and Sorta-Kinda-Maybe-FaCk Story (Possibly One-Shot)-

Pointless Pocky Preamble

I fucking hate pockys.

I didn’t used to. Before, if I saw a pocky, I’d go nuts. “YAY! POCKY!” I’d go all Yuffie on people for a damned pocky. People knew they were my only vice. - imitating Barret and Cid’s voices - “You want Tifa to do something for you? Give her a pocky!” “Yeah, works every time!” Am I so predictable?

Honestly, if Loz had offered me a pocky that day in Aerith’s church, I probably would have reconsidered beating the crap out of him... and then consequently getting the crap beat out of me…

Ouch-kabibbles.

… But he cheated! He had a freaking taser-thingy! Gawd…

Ahem… anyway…

Strawberry, of course was my pocky of choice, but you would not be-lieve how many freakin’ flavours they come in! Dark chocolate, marble tea, almond (Denzel’s fave), milk-flavoured, coconut, vanilla, banana, green tea, pineapple (Cloud’s fave _), even ‘Hello Kitty’ (Marlene’s fave)!

But y’know what? Pockys, my favourite little low-calorie snack food, almost made two best friends sworn enemies, almost caused a war and almostruined my almost-marriage… again. (That was a lot of ‘almosts’, huh?)

And all because of a stupid 'Crispy pretzel dipped in dark chocolate for the intelligent connoisseur who enjoys the finer points in life'. Yeah. Those pockys.

How did this innocent little pretzel stick cause such a ruckus? There are two very different accounts of the story, but I think mine is most accurate. - snort - I’d just love to see you try to get the real story out of Cloud or Zack.

But enough talk; this tragic parable is about how pockys almost wrecked the lives of Tifa Lockhart, Zack Fair, Cloud Strife and Aerith Gainsborough (although I don’t think she even knows what happened, and I’d like to keep it that way!)

And, of course, it was partially my, Tifa Lockhart’s, fault.

Damned pockys.