The stupid egg was not Mello's baby, any more than the stupid redhead was his new husband. Welcome to the Wammy's class project from hell.

Ah, the ever addicting internet survey has found it's way to Matt's computer. Hilarity is sure to follow.

L has solved the case! But there's very bad news for the Whammy kids. Mello, Near, and Matt won't take it lying down! Swearing REVENGE, they set off on an adventure. But with all these teenage crushes and quarrels, it won't be easy! Crack/Yaoi COMPLETE

The girl on the bed adjacent to his was staring at him. He could feel it. Astoria/Draco, from the beginning on.

[One Shot - X-Men: First Class] Before they were Professor X and Magneto, they were... Love Santa!

Set during First Class right after Charles was shot. A quick drabble of what Eric was thinking.

A drabble about Arthur's suits.

After college, all Arthur wanted to do was live a normal life hacking into government databases. But if the flesh-hungry zobies are any indication, the universe has differen plans.

Light suddenly understood. This must be what going mad was like. At least it explained why his mirror was failing to mirror him. Oneshot.

Eames is bored and decides to get to know the team a little better. One shot, just a little bit of fun.

A short, simple fanfiction showing every pairing that I support, and fails. First one: Redtail and Bluestar. NOTES: As the series goes on, you will notice more violence. Blood, and failing relationships.

Arthur and Eames get some odd looks at the grocery store. Arthur/Eames

"We don't just need a thief;" Dom glances up briefly; "We need a forger." "Wait," Arthur says. Dom turns, hand on the door knob. "I'll go." /A scene rewrite. Instead of Dom going to Mombasa to find Eames, Arthur goes.\ /ArthurEames\

In which Mello asks a stupid question and Matt is a surprisingly convincing actor. Language, MxM oneshot.

This is a story i had to write for a project. I am hoping i can make it longer. Ravenpaw will eventually be in the story but currently is not.

Mild Holmes/Watson slash. Just a bit of drunken madness.

Near would normally never consider himself a voyeur, but damn if the sounds coming out of Matt and Mello's room don't pique his interest. Crack.

Christmas is approaching and that means it's time to meet the parents. The only problem? Matt kinda, sorta told his parents Mello was a chick. It might actually work... with a dress, makeup, and a Christmas miracle, that is.

Made-of-Fail Oneshot. No one talked to her anymore, not even her mother.\ So the knock on her door one day scared her so bad, she almost jumped right off her bed. \ Slight MatsuSayu.

Contrary to popular belief, the day Matt first believed in God wasn't the day he met Mello, and it wasn't the day they survived the Takada kidnapping. Matt POV oneshot, MxM

Arthur/Eames. Post movie. Arthur finds Eames very distracting and hates him for it. Mostly fluffy, at the end. Arthur/Ariadne in beginning then Arthur/Eames. R&R. Crappy summary.

Matt, self-proclaimed king of all nighttime sounds at Wammy's, hears unfamiliar sobbing. Going to investigate, he finds Roger, who has just gotten the text about L's demise... which means Wammy is dead, too. Discussed WammyxRoger, light MxM, Matt POV.

What if Jayfeather wasn't born blind? Read to find out! R&R and no flames! T for language.

It is a well known fact that angels do not wear bow ties or live in big blue boxes.

Matt takes an interest in Mello's rosary. Matt x Mello : Fluff.

/Two-shot, sequel to "Memorial". MelloOC./ "Maybe seeing things isn't so bad."

More oneshots on cat's deaths. Each chapter is from a cat's point of view before it dies. What were they thinking? Did they regret what they had done? Look up at the sky, and take a last breath. A last chance to live. ...Not on haitus. Sort of.

"She'll open her eyes tomorrow." Cinderpelt's words ring and echo in Brightheart's ears. This phrase would bring joy to most mothers, but it brings fear to her. She fears that her beloved daughter's first sight in the world will be one of a monster... R&R

A brilliant story of the love and trials of one small kit...Moon. Rated T for extra safety. PLEEEEEZ REVIEW! I'LL LUV YA ALL FOR IT!

Even the darkest kit tales have some truth in them.

Cats of the Dark Forest have messed with the timeline, causing Squirrelflight, Leafpool, Stormfur, Feathertail, Spiderleg, and Birchfall to have never been born. They must now go back in time to save their lives. FirexSand, GrayxSilver, FernxDust, & more!

Nobody ever finds out what Bella said to Rosalie when she called for her help at Isle Esme. If SM did continue that part, however, I imagine it would go something like this...

This is the weirdest warriors story ever! Whitestorm comes back from the dead, Red Berries of fire, Fashion Shows of Doom, Purple, Pizza and a whole lot more! REVIEW! IF U DON'T REVEIW TIGERSTAR WILL EAT ALL OF THE PIZZA IN THE WORLD!

There are some cats that are bound for forest life, even if they're not of pure Warrior blood. Follow 5 rouge kittens on a journey to the 4 forest clans...even if they don't know they're going in the first place. CHAPTER 3 UP! Author's note removed,

/Full summary inside. Rating may change./ A new horror stalks the Clans in the way of an insane loner with a thirst for blood. But she is only mortal, and needs someone to continue her work after death.

/Six oneshots, each involving a Warriors romance! Not graphic./ "What can love mean to a Clan cat, anyway?"

Lucy Saxon can see another world, though she never leaves her cell. She may well be mad, but at least the girl in her mirror knows why...

A poem... about Matt!

IM BACK AGAIN! 4 real cats and i'm still here and planning on staying. Come see tigerstar turning from thong to evil? Firestar and sandstorm? what happened? OMG! shocking twist! somehting weird has happened on cat news! read to find out! R&R

/Spoilers for the end of the series. MelloOC./ He came and he went. I was his memorial and he was mine as well.

COMPLETE! A kit hidden from the Clan,shunned by StarClan,and fear at birth is left in the world when the leader dies in a gruesome battle.He had never seen sunlight,moon,or stars.What will the lost kit do now if even StarClan forbids him to step outside?

Because Misa is not naïve, and she is beautiful, and her final thought among the living is that she knows this, and if Raito knows it, too, then it would be enough for her. — Misa/Raito

Mello's last day at Wammy's.

Really, this is supposed to make you laugh, but it's really not that funny. Give it a try though, it might brighten your day. TAKE NOTE THIS IS A POEM!

Set after Eldest. Murtagh struggles with who he is, and what he's become, and Eragon makes a very foolish mistake.

Ashfur is the last hope of some cats in his clan after Dustpelt dies. But what happens when he discovers two abandoned,unusual kits at the sundrown place? They become brilliant, loyal warriors of course...Or do they REALLY? Random, stupid parody...thing.

Ways to make the warrior cats go mad! And make them wanna claw your fur out! Warning: DO NOT try these at home! Highly dangerous! You may get a claw mark for doing these! Please R&R!Chapter FOURTEEN! I present you with a STARCLAN chapter! IT'S UP! YAY!

/Oneshot. Formerly titled "Just a Tool". TigerGolden./ Goldenflower finds herself walking the Place Of No Stars with Tigerstar for night. Within her dream, she must face the truth about the tom she once loved, as Tigerstar must do the same.

It's what Mello does to him. L x Mello. OS.

Sequel to Story from the Heart Coalpaw looks like Stonestar,acts like Stonestar,and even thinks like Stonestar.He has a dark heart and cunning mind.One thing betrade him,a unknown stranger.StarClan states'Rose from the Ashes'.His name is their nightmare.

Everything is doing okay in Lilly's world......until she finds a mysterious key in the mouth of a dolphin. Then, she is flipped into a world of mystery, betrayal and her faith in God's grace is tested. R&R PLZ! only 1st chappie is up so no flamies!

Just as the title suggests! Flames will be returned and then used to roast Leafpool in assorted indian spices.

[I am so cold...] It is leafbare. Three freezing, starving kits lie in the nursery, waiting...[I am so hungry...] But what are they waiting for? It is a question that shall be answered only in her last moments...[Please, come quick...] [Oneshot]

CharlesErik. Something of a PWP but not graphic. Exactly what it says on the tin.

The epic continues as Eragon and Saphira, as well as Arya, Roran, and Orik race to save Katrina and defeat Murtagh. But can Eragon bear to destroy his only brother? AryaEragon, RoranKatrina, MurtaghNasuada. Please review! warning, Eldest spoilers.

COMPLETE! Being small and with Huge ears I was hated at birth.As an apprentice I was left to die.I travel now and find a cat told in kit stories.He tells me he wants to train us.He never told us why but by his worried look I know its something big.

A series of humorous oneshots. CHAPTER 6 IS UP! They're at Baskin Robins. What happens when a clone of Jaypaw comes? Silverstream in places she shouldn't be, and boiling coffee. R&R

Ever thought how Tigerstar was from his POV? The way he became evil? This is how the villian of the series really was. Sorry I'm bad at summeries and this is my first fanfic.. Plz R&R. Rated for Safety

This is an alternate to Sunset. Brambleclaw kills Firestar, and he and Hawkfrost become leaders. But how will the Clans take it? They have something planned, but will it work? Sorry, I suck at summaries. Lol.

It's just a normal gathering... until Leafpool, Mistyfoot, and Tawnypelt start singing! My own version of my favorite High School Musical song.

The warriors go shopping! A funny parody about warriors and their crazy obsession with shopping, Brain Age, and roses! I know, I said no more chapters. Well, I have a perfectly good explanation for that. I LIED! Chapter 8 is now up! R&R people!

He was all she had ever hoped for, maybe even more. But for now, they had be apart. RainwhiskerSwallowtail Oneshot.

This is a story about what happens to Murtagh in eldest, starting when he and Ajihad, along with several others gets attacked by urgals in the beginning

To: You. From: Aslan. He wants to tell you something. [Dedicated to every Narniac who's ever knocked on the back of their closet.]

Selena says goodbye to Murtagh. Please read and review!

This is Selena's thoughts as she is in labor with Murtagh. This is my first offical fanfic so please NO FLAMES! Also, I've never read the books, so forgive me if this is innacurate. Read and review!

The adventures of Eragon seen from Murtagh's point of view.

OneShot, Time seemed to stand still as she gazed into the eyes of a complete stranger… desperation, guilt, hopelessness, happiness, excitement, amazement…and sadness were all in his eyes. And then it was gone. Time hadn’t stood still…and he was gone.

In the Silver Chair, Rilian tells the three heroes how one night he broke free of his bonds. Here's my take on that little scene.

Perhaps he thought now that he was Morzan. But Nasuada would never think of him that way. To her, he would always be Murtagh, the man she would always love. NasuadaMurtagh. Oneshot. Eldest spoilers.