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Joined Jul 3, 2007, id: 1316351, Profile Updated: Dec 1, 2008
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Kitty: Holla everyone my name kitty. Far Warning we will be writing mostly Rated M stories. No the name for this account is not of my choice. (Blame Monkey). We have a new persons on our account. She wasn't there because we didn't invite her.(crys she forced us painfully to allow her on.)

Tiggy: Hola every... (Gets interupted by monkey.)

Monkey: Hey why are you blaming me. I didn't do anything.

Tiggy: Stop interupting.

Doggie: Behave you three we have people watching us chat.

Monkey&Kitty&Tiggy: WE DO!!

Doggie: See What I have to deal with. So annoying. (sigh) Introdues yourselfs properly now.

Monkey&Kitty&Tiggy: Kay.

Monkey: I'm Monkey. I'm 15 with a very bad mind. Sometimes I'm even grossed out by what I have written. I love various Animes and Mangas. (That's the only thing I read, other than school assigned stuff. Grr.)

Tiggy: I'm Tiggy. Me is 16. I love talking like is kid. Me dont write like a kid for storys though. I love reading Rated M manga. They are the best. I also like watching animed stuff too. I hate when people think of sick thoughts though. Even when i do. Which sooooooooooo sucks.( All of them sooooooo gave me the sick mind!!)

Kitty: I'm Kitty the bored crazed yaoi fan. Age 17. I love beyblades, gundam wing, yugi-oh, Tsubasa Chronicles and some other animes like one piece. Don't read much manga so don't ask me to write any of those. This account is a joint one if you didn't guess. So we will be on every story we write. (Most likely argueing.)

Doggie: Enough already. Geez you talk way too much. My name is Doggie. The oldest of the bunch (18). We are sisters and the only sane one is me.

Monkey: What does sane mean??

Kitty: ...

Tiggy: You are so retarded Monkey. (quietly whispers to Doggie and points to Kitty.)

Kitty: Hey what did you say?!

Tiggy: Nothin, nothin at all. (Snickers to herself at how cleaver she is.)

Doggie: Monkey be quiet. Tiggy stop calling Kitty and Monkey dumb. (sigh) Ask us anything for stories and we will try to fix something up.

Kitty: Hey!! It's all Tiggy's fault. Doggie what are you talking about?

Doggie: Like I was SAYING. If there is any stories you want to read done by us we will do them.

Kitty: Ha you said do them.

Tiggy: You sucka. And have way to sick of a mind.

Monkey: Hehe. Sucka...

Tiggy: DON'T THINK ABOUT IT!!

Doggie: Stop being a sick minded freak.

Monkey: Ohh I get what Kitty meant. That is funny.

Doggie: QUIET.

Tiggy: Shut up Monkey.

Monkey&Kitty: ...

Doggie. Good. Now whoever you want to write the story place the name at the bottom of your message and we will get back to you. The person you choose will write the story or interview and the others will give some advice to them, but won't ruin the story. Bye

Kitty: BBBYYYYYYYYEEE!!

Doggie: Why are you screaming?

Tiggy: You're such an idiot.

Kitty: I thought it would be fun. (looks down at her feet to play innocent)

Doggie: Whatever we already wasted enough of there time. I'm leaving. (Walks away to leave the room)

Monkey: Hehe, come back soon. (evil grin on her face)

Tiggy: Whats with the face? Are we doing what were we're planning on doing from the beginning?(Monkey gives the slightest nod and walks away) Right on!!(Tiggy runs after to watch as Monkey takes her plan into action.) Me can't wait! I was hoping we would do this! Wait me got to get the popcorn. This is going to be awsome!

Kitty: Bye (shuts off computer before anyone could see what Monkey was planning)

Doggie: MONKEY!! (screaming in the background as splashing noises could be heard.)

Pairings we will do:

Yu-Gi-Oh

Seto, Jou

Atem, Yuugi

Bakura, Ryou

Malik, Marik

One Piece

Zoro, Sanji

Tales of Symphonia

Zelos, Llyod

Tsubasa Chronicles

Kurogane, Fai

Touya, Yukito

Yami No Matsuei

Tszuki, Hisoka

And that is all of them that we can think of right now

Okay so this is a new thing that we have decided to do. In this section we will tell you storys that we are considering writing, but only if we have a part of it done.

Kitty: Here is something we found recently and was shocked and wanted to show others. We got this off of someone elses profile (cattyfuzzy)

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

Colored Green reviews
Sanji's day suxs and now he has to help a new kid out. Zoro gets thrown into a new school with a cooking class that looked like his kendo class at his old school. Slowly his life turns green. AU ZoXSan. Summery sucks but story is pretty good.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,133 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 31 - Updated: Jan 21, 2010 - Published: Nov 8, 2007 - Zoro, Sanji