18 February 2016

Just by way of update on this profile. I have deleted from my Stories List because the formatting is causing me tremendous headaches. So may I refer you to the link below instead, if you want to read that story, which incidentally, is already complete over on Archive of Our Own?:

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I have also edited one of the STONY WIPs in the list below of my planned stories and added another one (YAY!!!). Come over to my page on Ao3 (emeraldine087) and read on up!!! See y'all!!!

Featuring the DRARRY SHIP

a. DENIZEN - multi-chaptered - set on the academic year after the last Wizarding War where Harry Potter defeated Voldemort as in the book. This fic involves Re-Sorting of students, a lot of character development as I love the whole enemies-turned-reluctant-acquaintances-turned-friends-turned-hesitant-lovers-turned-passionate-lovers tale... [hahaha!] I've written ten chapters to this so far and about nine more chapters in notes. I've decided to put Draco in Gryffindor. This involves a trip outside of Hogwarts, too; new (I made them up myself) characters and a weirdly belligerent Ginny (you will all be privy to the fact that I am not a very big fan of Ginny) that may be OC for others, but hey!--it's my story and I hate her so I please give me the benefit of the doubt... I will keep at this until I finish, I promise; but it's going to be a long one as it takes place in the duration of an entire year--maybe 25-28 chapters...

b. WHAT'S IN A NAME? - multi-chaptered - Harry decides to leave the Wizarding World to lead a life as a Muggle. He enrolls in a university and takes up Literature and Creative Writing. It was said in NEVER BEEN KISSED that "To write well, you have to write about what you know." But Harry, in his ambition to become a celebrated novelist, sets out to prove that a truly gifted writer doesn't merely write about what he knows but about something he doesn't--but that he has the guts to know and be comfortable with. His first project: homosexual romance. How he's going to explore the subject and who helps him will make you grin like a loon.

c. SHRINK - one-shot - Harry seeks medical attention by going to a Muggle psychiatrist regarding his problem of going through sexual partners as fast as it takes for a FIREBOLT to do a lap in the entire length of a Quidditch Pitch ever since Ginny Weasley eloped with an Australian wizard. Who should he find queuing up for the same shink but Draco Malfoy who had left the Wizarding World seven years ago to live in the Muggle underground after his family's abject humiliation! A much-missed verbal sparring leads to more than what either expects!

d. MIRROR, MIRROR - multi-chaptered - The first commemorative anniversary of the Wizarding War brings many surprises, among them an actual, civil, non-fatal, shockingly pleasurable and deep conversation with one Draco Malfoy by the recently inaugurated War Memorial over cheese, berries and butterbeer. It leaves such an impact to Harry that he is most surprised when the next anniversary is celebrated and he finds out that Draco Malfoy has vanished from the Wizarding World without a trace or a word to any of his friends. Harry is so disappointed that, without meaning to, he drinks to near oblivion. It is in this state that he stumbles upon the long lost Mirror of Dezilaer Erised, a twin of the Mirror of Erised with powers that the latter doesn't have: to actually allow someone to realize his dreams and desires. Harry mistakenly activates the mirror and the adventure it sends him on to realize his desire is unbelievable even by wizard standards!

Featuring the STONY SHIP

a. IN NEED OF SOMEONE WITH THE RIGHT TEMPERAMENT - multi-chaptered - Post-Avengers: Age of Ultron where Tony Stark tries to pick up the pieces of himself in the aftermath of Ultron's bitch-fit campaign to wipe out humanity, looking for Bruce Banner who had disappeared somewhere in the Banda Sea. Steve Rogers becomes busy training the New Avengers while worrying about Bucky and where his wayward friend might be. But the dawn of the UN's move to enact The Accords will set their paths on a collision course. But not before something monumental happens between our two heroes in a spur-of-the-moment island vacation. I haven't read the Civil War story arc in the comics but I do have an overactive imagination and I know what I want to see between these two, so I will devise a Civil War arc of my own based on the MCU plot and the Captain America: Civil War trailer (which was heartbreaking, btw!) that will heavily feature a burgeoning love-parting of ways-rediscovery of love between Steve and Tony.

b. IF WE'RE ANY MORE COMPLICATED, WE'D COME WITH A HOW-TO MANUAL - multi-chaptered - Alternate Universe where they have no powers and they're not superheroes. Tony Stark is the dynamic, sexily witty and hugely attractive President and CEO of the young but successful Stark Industries (SI) company and Steve Rogers is a former soldier, traumatized and misguided artist, looking to work for SI as the President and CEO's Executive Assistant. There's an ugly divorce, a conspiracy involving competing tech conglomerates, hidden attraction for the boss, an EA pool that's actually more influential and powerful than their bosses, a secret relationship, a steamy love scene (or three), betrayal and some sleuthing... what more can you ask for, right? This is going to have mature content, obviously. And will probably be my first foray in writing love scenes for this ship, so I'll need all the luck I can get.

c. PERMANENT STAIN - one-shot - soul bond AU where the names of your soul mate and the person destined to have a hand in your death are written on your arms, only you don't know which is which. Now what if... The same name is written on both your arms? *screen fade to black* Now just imagine that for a while... Sucks to be you if that were the case...

Now the only questions that remain are... how the hell will I finish these and Will I already have gray hairs when I do?

eMeRaLd!Ne087

Taken from Nymphy Fate's Profile Page
Emeraldine's Harry Potter Stats:

House: Slytherin
Wand: Dragon Heartstring, Ash, 7 inches
Pet: Cat
Quidditch Position: Beater
Animagus: Leopard
Patronus: Eagle
Future Job: Muggle Relations Officer
Element: Water
HP Character Most Compatible With: Draco Malfoy
HP Ship: Harry/Draco, ain’t no better ship…
Favorite Teachers: Flitwick and McGonagall
Favorite Characters: Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter, Luna Lovegood, Rubeus Hagrid
Favorite Classes: Defense Against the Dark Arts, Charms and Transfiguration

00.) Randomly list twelve of your favorite Harry Potter characters:
01.) Harry Potter
02.) Severus Snape
03.) Draco Malfoy
04.) George Weasley
05.) Ginny Weasley
06.) Hermione Granger
07.) Ron Weasley
08.) Sirius Black
09.) Neville Longbottom
10.) Parvati Patil
11.) Pansy Parkinson
12.) Dean Thomas

01.) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
No, Hermione/Pansy would be too weird… too lesbian…even for me.

02.) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
George…Yeah, slight but I haven’t really thought about it that much.

03.) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Ew, Dean getting Sirius pregnant? Sirius?! What?!

04.) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you recommend any?
Fics about Neville? There’s nothing off the top of my head right now.

05.) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Severus/Hermione! Oh yeah!! I’ve read a couple of good ones but can’t remember them right now.

06.) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Ginny/Neville seems like a nice enough ship but I can’t imagine for the life of me a Ginny/Parvati…

07.) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
If Ron walks in on Snape and Dean having sex, he’ll have a fit… or he’d drop dead. Either seems feasible, really.

08.) Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic.
Draco/Parvati - Draco is depressed because Hermione’s just dumped him and in a last ditch effort to try to get her back, went to an exclusive Gryffindor party thrown by the Great Harry Potter, in disguise, with a half-a-brilliant plan to slip Amortentia in Hermione’s drink, but in a an unexpected turn of events, Parvati ended up drinking it instead. She falls madly in love with Draco…and I have to stop here because I’m itching to turn this into another Drarry story and I don’t know, for the life of me, why I do this to myself and to you unfortunate people…

09.) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff fanfic?
A Harry/Sirius fluff fic? I think I may have seen some but nothing stuck to memory. I’ve always thought it seems kind of incestuous or something.

10.) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
A Ron/Dean hurt/comfort fic? Hmm, kinda tricky… I’LL BE YOUR KEEPER seems like a nice title as suggested by Mr. J De Guzman.

11.) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
George to de-flower Harry? What? What?! It’d probably involve a raunchy rendezvous in the locker rooms after a Quidditch practice session or something, but then Harry feels ashamed of it because he has always thought of George as an older brother figure. So he detaches himself from the Weasley family in shame. Ginny wonders what could have happened to Harry. Ginny discovers what happened in the locker rooms and in spite of it being a one-time thing, Ginny begins to believe that what had happened would always be between him and Harry. They have a falling out… I think I’ll end here lest I’d be turning this into another Drarry one—which is what I always do for ALL fics I begin to write for other ships.

12.) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
I don’t think she’s on my friends list but I do have friends who read Ron slash, usually paired with Harry or Draco.

13.) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Yes, Hermione het usually with Harry, Draco or Ron. They usually turn out OK.

14.) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
A Pansy fic or art? No one I know of. They seem to think it’s hard to draw or write about Pansy because she’s not described with detail in the books.

14.) Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five?
Snape/George/Ginny. None. My friends seldom dabble in anything with incest.

15.) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
What would Parvati scream? Hmm, she seems very proper to me… “Dear Merlin!!”

16.) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
“Always” by Bon Jovi. I’ve always loved that song.

17.) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Harry/Hermione/Dean. The warning would probably be non-con or strong language only. Very mild and common warnings.

18.) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
Parvati giving a cheesy pick-up line for Snape? How about “How about if I play with your wand? You can poke it in my cauldron…Sir…”

19.) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
I just read a Ginny/Draco last week. I didn’t enjoy it much. Not because it sucked but because it was NOT Drarry. I’m biased, so sue me...

20.) What is Six's super-secret kink?
Hermione likes to be spanked by a really big book… harharhar…

21.) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Pansy’d never touch Neville with a ten-foot pole. Unless he got hot or something. So she’d probably do him only under the influence of kegs upon kegs of fire whiskey!!

22.) If Three and Seven got together, who would top?
Draco and Ron. Get together? Draco’d definitely top.

23.) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
Harry and Neville in a happy relationship...Neville runs off with George. So Harry has a one-night stand with Pansy and an affair with Dean. Ginny advices Harry and finally he finds true love with Draco. This is my kind of fic!! My title would be NORTH STAR, for reasons unknown. I know Nitya, Kaith and I-have-no-idea-who-else would read it. I think my very talented friend KATE P. has the guts to write this…

24.) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Ron/Sirius? JKR’d never dare. And I think it’s not going to work. First off, Sirius would’ve died still leaving Ron devastated and of no great help to Harry if that were the case…

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